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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2014 Posts: 14,584
    ... in the theatre, the young couple in front of you is noisily exploring 'second base'.
    "I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence."
  • M007M007
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    ... in the theatre, the young couple in front of you is noisily exploring 'second base'.

    "Well Tosca isn't for everyone"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you deliberately want to upset the other people on the train while pretending to make a serious phone call.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "You're calling me a horse's arse?!"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you deliberately want to upset the other people on the train while pretending to make a serious phone call.</b></font>

    "Room service? This is Mr Bond. Bungalow 12. I'd like a bottle of Bollinger, please. Slightly chilled. Two glasses. Thank you!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Goodnight? Goodnight? Are you there, Goodnight? Goodnight? Goodnight? Are you there, Goodnight?" (keeps doing this over and over until smacked in the gob)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "The bitch is dead."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited March 2014 Posts: 12,480
    Oh my goodness, yes, @QBranch! That would be the most irritating thing!
    And I'll add:

    "Give us a kiss! Give us a kiss!" in a horrible sqawking voice, over and over and over ...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Haha! I suggest we all try that next time on the train.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Let's especially do that in rush hour, guys. ;-)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    If - instead of Max the parrot -you used Bond's sexiest voice (right now I am hearing in my mind Moore or Brosnan ...) you may get surprising results! ;)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,584
    "I have no armour left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me... whatever I am... I'm yours. I wonder if that's why I love you. Enough to quit and float round the world with you... until one of us has to find an honest job. But I think that's gonna have to be you. I've no idea what an honest job is. Like you said... you do what I do for too long... and there won't be any soul left to salvage. I'm leaving with what little I have left. Is that enough for you?"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited March 2014 Posts: 12,480
    But are you saying that was irritating, Willy? ;)

    I loved that whole bit. Yes, I did.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I can put up with the dialogue, but it feels a bit out of place. In France, they call it Casino Royale with cheese.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited March 2014 Posts: 12,480
    Cheese is my favorite food. No kidding. :D
    For me, it was fine, given at the right point in the film, and I thought the acting throughout it was very good indeed. Just my feelings about it. Many don't like it, I know. I just really do.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited March 2014 Posts: 6,396
    "No doubt you have realised the splendour of my conception. First, a necklace of death above the Earth. 50 globes, each releasing its nerve gas over a designated area, each capable of killing 100 million people. And the human race as you know it will cease to exist..."

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honor with great success."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    "She is very sexiful!"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "THE NAME'S BAND!

    JAMES BAND!"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "I help people with their problems...no, more of a problem eliminator".
  • jobojobo
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    "TOTAL Infertility! In plants and animals. Not just disease in a few herds, or the loss of a single crop. But the destruction of a whole strain. Forever! Throughout an entire continent. If my demands are not met, I shall proceed with the systematic extinction of whole species of cereals and livestock all over the world!"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    edited April 2014 Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you deliberately want to upset the other people on the train while pretending to make a serious phone call.</b></font>

    Having trouble keeping it up Q?
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    "Where did you say you were from, boy?" complete with thick southern accent and an irritating skeptical whine in your voice.

    Oh, any of JW Pepper's lines actually!
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    edited March 2014 Posts: 5,745
    QBranch wrote:
    "I have no armour left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me... whatever I am... I'm yours. I wonder if that's why I love you. Enough to quit and float round the world with you... until one of us has to find an honest job. But I think that's gonna have to be you. I've no idea what an honest job is. Like you said... you do what I do for too long... and there won't be any soul left to salvage. I'm leaving with what little I have left. Is that enough for you?"

    Why I do find this dialogue in the film a little uncomfortable and awkward, when typed out and read to myself it actually could convince me as a bit from Fleming. Not his best work, but definitely I could see him thinking of actually talking to a girl like this back in the day.
  • christmaschristmas
    edited March 2014 Posts: 55
    I read the last half of Casino Royale and Fleming was a soppy romantix . . . Basically yes
    that dialogue works better about ten percent when typed out. Daniel Craig botched it.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    @QBranche that's the wrong pussy. oh wait. film I mean. but that works in the train as well:
    'right Idea, but the wrong pussy'...
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the school bully pulled down your pants in front of the entire classroom.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "I hope you enjoyed the show."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "I have been known to keep my tip up." :-j
  • jobojobo
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    "I could think of something more sociable to do"
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