USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Mommy was very bad
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "You see, we have all the time in the world"

    Pierce then starts kissing dead mother.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Kerim wrote:
    "You see, we have all the time in the world"

    Pierce then starts kissing dead mother.

    :)) Kerim was very bad.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... Pierce Brosnan is dating your mother.</b></font>

    "Welcome to universal exports."
  • Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... Pierce Brosnan is dating your mother.</b></font>

    This never happened to the other fella?
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Now, this I'm particularly proud of - behind the headlights, stinger missiles!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are failing miserably at comforting a friend who's in bed with the flu.</b></font>[/quote]
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "There are worse things than dying, hombre."
  • Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are failing miserably at comforting a friend who's in bed with the flu.</b></font>
    [/quote]

    You must be joking?!
  • Posts: 6,396
    "If you'd gotten yourself out of them pyjamas, you wouldn't be late for work."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are failing miserably at comforting a friend who's in bed with the flu.</b></font>
    [/quote]

    "Don't worry. I get it."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    I'll leave it to you to clean up.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are failing miserably at comforting a friend who's in bed with the flu.</b></font>
    [/quote]
    Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    A much too late flu shot advice:
    "Take the bloody shot!"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    "Jaws, Mr. Bond must be cold after his swim. Place him where he can be assured of warmth."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    ... the school bully pulled down your pants in front of the entire classroom.
    And now it is my lucky charm. I never dance without it.

    ... Pierce Brosnan is dating your mother.
    Yo' Mama!

    ... you are failing miserably at comforting a friend who's in bed with the flu.
    I've had a particularly fascinating life. Would you like to hear about it? You would?
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    ... the school bully pulled down your pants in front of the entire classroom.

    Now this one I'm particularly keen about. You see the gear level here? Now, if you take the top off, you will find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it.


    ... Pierce Brosnan is dating your mother.


    Try to be a little less than your frivolous self, 007.

    ... you are failing miserably at comforting a friend who's in bed with the flu.

    Do I seem healthy to you?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "You'll catch your... death of cold."
  • Posts: 6,396
    "Now don't you worry, I'll tell the chef"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited April 2014 Posts: 14,556
    "Just surviving, Mr. Chang. Just surviving."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are trying to impress your partner's arrogant colleague who constantly shows off.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    *Puts arm around partner*

    "We've got $500 million in the case, and 20 tonnes of Colombian pure in the tankers."
  • Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are trying to impress your partner's arrogant colleague who constantly shows off.</b></font>

    Ejector seat? You must be joking?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "I know where you keep your gun. Suppose that's something."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I could shoot you from Stuttgart and still create ze proper effect.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are trying to impress your partner's arrogant colleague who constantly shows off.</b></font>

    Let's see how it responds to my touch aye? *Does something to impress him while the Bond theme loudly plays excitingly as his life gets put in danger and I stop what I'm doing causing no harm.* I think we understand eachother. ;)
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    "Look. No hands!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail and take you to the plane in chains, understand?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    ... the school bully pulled down your pants in front of the entire classroom.

    "Oh, and I suppose that's completely inconspicuous."

    ... you are trying to impress your partner's arrogant colleague who constantly shows off.

    "Soon I'll have reached out to and influenced more people than anybody in the history of this planet, save God himself. And the best he ever managed was the Sermon on the Mount."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "Do I look like I give a damn".
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