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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    "Don't you miss the outside world?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you just accidentally farted in Church.</b></font>
    [/quote]
    This is an old friend of mine. And it tells me something smells.
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
    Posts: 7,314
    Looks at @Thunderfinger...

    "Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,556
    "Obviously, you... swallow it."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "By the powers invested in me by this parish!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited May 2014 Posts: 14,556
    "Too strong for you?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited May 2014 Posts: 6,396
    "Two, medium sweet."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,556
    "I was trying to uncover a leak."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you just accidentally farted in Church.</b></font>
    [/quote]

    You must be joking?!!!
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited May 2014 Posts: 2,629
    "Did I do wrong"

    "Well I wouldn't do to make a habit of it".
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "The alternative: extermination by cyanide gas"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,959
    "Moneypenny! What gives?"
    OR
    "I'm hungry."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

    "Hmmmm Royal Baluga. North of the Caspian."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    not-sure-if-that-fart-was-silent.jpg
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited May 2014 Posts: 14,556
    "It's time to get out."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,244
    I rather like the last one. It isn't even mine.

    or
    There's no news, like bad news!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited May 2014 Posts: 14,556
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you just accidentally farted in Church.</b></font>
    [/quote]
    "Tastes like strawberries." B-) :)>-
  • 00Beast00Beast
    Posts: 4,762
    "The trigger is housed in the butt- squeeze it."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,556
    "Put on the mask and breathe normally."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,959
    "I've got a little itch...down there. Would you mind?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,157
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you accidentally run into Lee Tamahori.</b></font>[/quote][/quote]
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,157
    "Put your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited June 2014 Posts: 13,978
    "Fräulein Tamahori, fancy meeting you here."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,556
    * pulls out dog-slobbered DAD frisbee and precedes to make him eat it *

    "Wow. Now there's a mouthful."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "You're showing a bit more cheek than usual".
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    "A woman?"
  • WalecsWalecs On Her Majesty's Secret Service
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    "Now that's a name to die for"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited June 2014 Posts: 2,629
    Lee: "I really ****** this up didn't I"?

    Me: "Utter another syllable and I'll have you shot".
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    Beg your pardon, forgot to knock! *punch.*

    Time to face gravity! *trips him.*

    Do I look like I give a damn?
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    You can't kill my dreams, Lee. But my dreams can kill you.
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