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He was found in the desert? 2 bullets to the back of head!
"What I did this evening was for Queen and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?"
"I usually hate killing an unarmed man. Cold-blooded murder is a filthy business."
"Whoever she was, I must have scared the living daylights out of her."
or
"Good news! You won't be hung this morning... you will be shot!'
but that's not from his own... so...
So... Mr. Tamahori is not all she seems.
or
You had your cyanide...
or
Do you believe in bad luck?
or
You have no idea how much Icarus is about to change your world.
or
Was it painful? The gene therapy.
Right. I'll stop now. I think he'd get the message.
*Fist your left hand and smack it against your right*
"Time to face destiny"
"As you are here, you can help me write the inaugural story. Your obituaries."
or...
"I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary."
and...
"This is a soundproof room mr Tamahori. Nobody will hear you scream."
I hope he doesn't read this...
Damn, that's exactly what I was going to post!
If I was commenting on his wager while playing a game of chemin de fer:
"I admire your courage, Miss...?"
If we were at a "Best Director's Ever" dinner:
"Don't worry. I'm not supposed to be here either."
If we were on a beach:
"Are you looking for shells too?"
If he was soliciting me for sex while dressed in a pink unitard and matching tutu:
"What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman?"
If I am on the side of the road flagging for a ride after my vehicle has broken down:
"Well, now that you're here, you'd better give us a tow."
If we were at Pinewood Studios:
"Careful. The whole place is probably wired for sound."
Random vitriolic comments:
"I warned you: We do NOT tolerate failure, Number Three. You know the penalty."
"The first one won't kill you; not the second, not even the third... not till you crawl over here and you KISS MY FOOT!"
"Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?"
If he had a black eye:
"Well... who won?"
If we were at a nude beach:
"Since you're here, would you mind giving me something to put on?"
If we were in Scotland:
"Welcome to Scotland!"
If he was being reprimanded for his work on DAD:
"There's a hearing at ten tomorrow. You're expected to attend."
If he asked me what I thought of his mother's egg and father's sperm:
"Wasted."
"Welcome to Scotland!""
=)) that's simplistic and rich. I don't think it's supposed to be that funny, but it is. Thank you, Brady.
this thread is locked.
Excuse me while I duck for cover ...
Use a line from a Bond film when...
<font color=red size=5><b>... your favourite football team just lost the World Cup final due to the referee's poor judgment.</b></font>
"As you said, such good sport..."
"You're insane of course."
A bit edited, but it gets the point across.