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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    Are you blind or something? You just missed the turn!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2014 Posts: 14,597
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=3><b>... your favourite football team just lost the World Cup final due to the referee's poor judgment.</b></font>
    "What the hell are you trying to do? Start World War III?"
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited July 2014 Posts: 13,355
    Murdock wrote:
    What the bloody hell was that?
    4EverBonded wrote:
    Well ... quoting a Bond line addressed to the ref as my team just lost the game ...

    No, that was a line.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2014 Posts: 14,597
    "There's nowhere to go. There's a capture or kill order out on you."

    (Who would have done that?)

    https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3869/14255196297_7dcd9ae91c_o.gif
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Well, I'll hazard I can do more damage on my laptop sitting in my pajamas before my first cup of Earl Grey than you can do in a year in the field.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    QBranch wrote:
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=3><b>... your favourite football team just lost the World Cup final due to the referee's poor judgment.</b></font>
    "What the hell are you trying to do? Start World War III?"
    that's still one of the most terrible lines ever uttered in a Bond film. In the worst way imaginary. ouch.

    right, if the ref's an *****:
    walking towards him on the field:
    Don't worry. I'm not supposed to be here either.

    and he starts talking first:
    One million dollars, Mr. Bond. You were wondering what it cost.

    If I'm in a friendly mood (fat chance):
    Tell me Miss Trench, do you play any other games?


  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,188
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... last night's drunken party leaves you with an unpleasant surprise in the morning.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,188
    "I'm afraid some of it sunk in, despite my best intentions."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief. I'm afraid it's me".
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Ask and you shall receive...

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your favourite football team just lost the World Cup final due to the referee's poor judgment.</b></font>

    You had your cyanide pill!
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... last night's drunken party leaves you with an unpleasant surprise in the morning.</b></font>

    Well? One of us smells like a tarts hankerchief? Sorry ole boy, it appears to be me!
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... last night's drunken party leaves you with an unpleasant surprise in the morning.</b></font>


    I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?


    "This man and I have some unfinished business."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,981
    *looks down* "It's rather hard, isn't it?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited July 2014 Posts: 24,188
    Creasy47 wrote:
    *looks down* "It's rather hard, isn't it?"

    :D

    *Pulling my hand from under the sheets*

    "This is the world's most precious resource, we need to control as much of it as we can."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,597
    "It's a warning. Get it outta here!"
  • Sammm04Sammm04
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    "Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    *crawls from under the sheets, nude, after the party, and notices the entire MI6Community standing around my room*

    "I really think you people should find a better place to meet."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    Well It looks like this is starting to become my day. Jin!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,981
    *in bed, staring at the floor, stunned at what's crawling around*

    "There are two ways to disable a crocodile, you know..."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,597
    "The physical violation cannot be undone."
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
    Posts: 2,782
    “Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.”
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "A man comes..."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,188
    WillyGalore wrote:
    "A man comes..."

    Ah Willy :D You always make me laugh. :P

  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    "A man comes..."

    Ah Willy :D You always make me laugh. :P

    I aim to please. ;-)
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    "A man comes..."

    yes darth your willy make me laugh as well.

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,188
    Well, you're not bloody aiming that thing at me, @Willy! :D


    forgotmyusername wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    "A man comes..."

    yes darth your willy make me laugh as well.

    The Dalton tattoo always makes people laugh with admiration. ;-)

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2014 Posts: 14,597
    DarthDimi wrote:
    The Dalton tattoo always makes people laugh with admiration. ;-)
    Nothing scares the living daylights out of me more than someone getting a tattoo where the sun don't shine. :-S
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited July 2014 Posts: 24,188
    QBranch wrote:
    DarthDimi wrote:
    The Dalton tattoo always makes people laugh with admiration. ;-)
    Nothing scares the living daylights out of me more than someone getting a tattoo where the sun don't shine. :-S

    Well you see, at one point I was tied to a chair. A puppet on a tricycle approached with a tape that started like this: "Dimi, I want to play a game." I yielded. Now Dalton goes with me everywhere.

  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited July 2014 Posts: 2,629
    RogueAgent wrote:
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... last night's drunken party leaves you with an unpleasant surprise in the morning.</b></font>

    Well? One of us smells like a tarts hankerchief? Sorry ole boy, it appears to be me!


    You may want to scroll up from that post. :)
  • Risico007Risico007
    edited July 2014 Posts: 9,848
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... last night's drunken party leaves you with an unpleasant surprise in the morning.</b></font>

    Switch the bloody machine off

    Well here's to us

    Looks at my companion "a woman?"

    What is this a convention of perverts
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