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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited July 2014 Posts: 40,976
    *I realize I got a drunken tattoo last night*

    "...Muffy?"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    Creasy47 wrote:
    *I realize I got a drunken tattoo last night*

    "...Muffy?"

    Oooooh Natalya won't like that. Perhaps I should comfort her. >:)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    Murdock wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    *I realize I got a drunken tattoo last night*

    "...Muffy?"

    Oooooh Natalya won't like that. Perhaps I should comfort her. >:)

    It has a different meaning. You needn't worry, the only comfort she needs is mine. ;-)
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Murdock wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    *I realize I got a drunken tattoo last night*

    "...Muffy?"

    Oooooh Natalya won't like that. Perhaps I should comfort her. >:)

    It has a different meaning. You needn't worry, the only comfort she needs is mine. ;-)

    SHE'LL BETRAY YOU! Just like everyone else. ;)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    Murdock wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Murdock wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    *I realize I got a drunken tattoo last night*

    "...Muffy?"

    Oooooh Natalya won't like that. Perhaps I should comfort her. >:)

    It has a different meaning. You needn't worry, the only comfort she needs is mine. ;-)

    SHE'LL BETRAY YOU! Just like everyone else. ;)

    "You know, Murdock and I shared everything. Absolutely everything...to the victor go the spoils."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2014 Posts: 14,585
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red><b>... last night's drunken party leaves you with an unpleasant surprise in the morning.</b></font>

    "There's a midget with a gun on him." :O "Same one I saw at the Bottoms Up."

    (don't ask)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    *waking up with twins in my bed*

    "I call it Gupta's Law of Convenient Anomalies' - if it looks too good to be true, it probably is."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2014 Posts: 14,585
    *goes to leave unattractive one-nighter's house*

    "Personally, I have nothing against you, so let's hope our paths never cross again.

    Please don't try to follow me. Your peanut-toting friend back there wouldn't like it."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    "Strange. I found Emilio attractive... then." :))
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    "How can you eat at a time like this?"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    "You've have your sex six."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Says to the maid:

    "You were just in time. Things were about to turn nasty"
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
    Posts: 2,782
    I feel a slight stiffness coming on.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2014 Posts: 14,585
    "Thanks for droppin' in, baby. Yeah, you're one tough pig to nail down." :@)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "I think he found me quite titilating".
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    "Unfortunately I have no swimming trunks."
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
    Posts: 2,782
    'really bond, just give it to me straight...and not up my chuff'
  • fromswedenwithlovefromswedenwithlove
    Posts: 654
    "Oh, I did'nt recognize you with your clothes on..."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited July 2014 Posts: 24,183
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you want to give your 80 year old neighbour some romantic advice about women.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    "Don't cock it up."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited July 2014 Posts: 6,396
    "Trouble is, there's never an 80 year old around when you need one" ;-)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    "Oh, to hell with dignity. You'll leave when the job's done. "
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    "Wait...don't pull it out."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    "Maybe you've been down here too long."
  • fromswedenwithlovefromswedenwithlove
    Posts: 654
    "Try the big one..."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    "My friend, she's got you dangling."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    "Why can't you just be a good boy and die?"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    "Training is useful, but there is no substitute for experience."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "Ah, the old game: give a wolf a taste and then leave him hungry. My friend, she's got you dangling."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Having problems keeping it up?"
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