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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "One...last....screw."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited July 2014 Posts: 2,629
    (After handing Halle the Catwoman script):

    Read this! BITCH!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited July 2014 Posts: 28,694
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... Halle gives you the "Yo Momma" look.</b></font>
    "I f@#$ed this up, didn't I?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "It's funny, but when I'm stared at, I tend to lose my appetite".
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,681
    "Make a sound and your dead."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "You like a close shave, don't you?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,681
    ... our forum has been given a facelift.
    "I always hated this place."

    ... a friend is hitting on your sister.
    "Hey, what the hell is this? A pervert's convention or something?"

    ... Halle gives you the "Yo Momma" look.
    ""I wish I could make YOU vanish.""
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Yo mama was very bad.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,257
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you accidentally walk into the wrong shower room.</b></font>
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited July 2014 Posts: 41,011
    "Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock."

    "So this is where they keep the old relics, ehh?"

    *dropping to my knees* "Still press here, do I?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,257
    "Well, I can see this is really my day!"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Just ask the admiral where he want's his bombs delivered."
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Something came up."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    "I've got the gadgets and I know how to use them."
  • MrBondMrBond Station S
    edited July 2014 Posts: 2,044
    *Looks around*

    "If it's '69 you were expecting me."

    Or:
    "This is the world's most precious resource, we need to control as much of it as we can."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited July 2014 Posts: 28,694
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you accidentally walk into the wrong shower room.</b></font>

    "Oh drat! I've dropped the soap-I'll get it."


    "Wow! What a view!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    "Nobody saw you come in, so nobody has to see you go out."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "Don't touch that, it's my lunch".
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,257
    "Pussy?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    "Safety inspector."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "...But wrong pussy".
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,681
    "How reckless of me! I made you all wet." B-)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,257
    "Get your cotton-picking schnoz out of my pants, y'know!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    I am happiest...in the shower.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,681
    "Regret is unprofessional."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    I am happiest...in the shower.

    Good one, @Thunderfinger. :D

    "Klaus Hergescheimer. G Section. Just checking radiation shields."

  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "I was out walking my rat and I seem to have lost my way..."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,257
    "I always wondered what it would be like if I ever saw you again..."

    *looks down*

    "Now I know."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "That's what makes it more exciting doesn't it!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,681
    "A woman!"
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