USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

QBranch · October 2013

... someone catches you sleeping on the job.
"Turn off the lights."

... your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy
"We've nothing to declare!"

... on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.
"Disorientates any normal person for about, ooh, 30 seconds."

... you want to tell your wife / husband that her / his cooking is just not good.
"We need a second bedroom."

... hooded juvies try to mug you.
"You must be a pretty sick collection of minds to dream up a plan like that."

... you wish to go to the bathroom.
"Too closely for comfort, I'm afraid."

... your boss catches you playing video games during work.
"What makes you think this is my first time?"

... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.
"But let us forget the past."

... the guy in front of you keeps talking during the movie.
"Look in my eyes. I can beat this man, you know that."

Zorin61 · October 2013

"Ejector seat? You're joking!"

fjdinardo · October 2013

DarthDimi wrote:

Use a line from a Bond film when...
... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.

Moonraker: Intresting, most inresting

DarthDimi · October 2013

Use a line from a Bond film when...
... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.

Samuel001 · October 2013

"The pleasure will be all mine."

DarthDimi · October 2013

Things've been awfully dull 'round here. I hope we're going to see some gratuitous sex and violence in this one!

Murdock · October 2013

Will you help me find the Stationary?

DarthDimi · October 2013

Murdock wrote:

Will you help me find the Stationary?

I haven't seen mah welleeh in a long time!

Nice opening phrase for the new boss, @Murdock. ;-)

Murdock · October 2013

DarthDimi wrote:

I haven't seen mah welleeh in a long time!

Nice opening phrase for the new boss, @Murdock. ;-)

Thank you @DarthDimi. Subtlety can go a long way hehe. ;)

DarthDimi · October 2013

Imagine delivering that line with a straight face. That's like begging to be fired. Yesterday.

Dragonpol · October 2013

"A woman" (from Moonraker)

Trigger · October 2013

(Slightly edited) "I will be keeping my eye on our company's money, and off your perfectly formed arse"

QBranch · October 2013

... someone catches you sleeping on the job.
"Despite your efforts, my finely wrought dream approaches fulfilment."

... your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy.
"I feel lucky. Shall we double?"

... on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.
"Tell him to exercise caution. It is lethal."

... you want to tell your wife / husband that her / his cooking is just not good.
"I know a great restaurant in Karachi. We can just make dinner!"

... hooded juvies try to mug you.
"What, no small talk? No chitchat?"

... you wish to go to the bathroom.
"How reckless of me! I made you all wet."

... your boss catches you playing video games during work.
"Don't play with any of the switches."

... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.
"What a drag. I want to win the gold medal."

... the guy in front of you keeps talking during the movie.
"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.
"A new model. Still press here, do I?"

DarthDimi · October 2013

QBranch wrote:

... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.
"A new model. Still press here, do I?"

@QBranch hits home the award for best post of the day! ;-)

fjdinardo · October 2013

DarthDimi wrote:

Use a line from a Bond film when...
... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.

Suppose I was to meet her in the flash I dont come to expectations

WillyGalore · October 2013

DarthDimi wrote:

... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.

"What else do you call your bottom?"

"The things I do for England!"

"And this I'm particularly proud of. Behind the headlights, stinger missiles!"

Creasy47 · October 2013

"Don't touch that!...that's my lunch."

Zorin61 · October 2013

"That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve".

QBranch · October 2013

"Am I to be your target for tonight?"

ggl007 · October 2013

Dragonpol wrote:

"A woman" (from Moonraker)

:)) :)) :)) I laugh with this every single time...

RogueAgent · October 2013

DarthDimi wrote:

Use a line from a Bond film when...
... the guy in front of you keeps talking during the movie.

Speak now or forever hold your piece!

RogueAgent · October 2013

DarthDimi wrote:

Use a line from a Bond film when...
... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.

What a fine craft! Such lovely lines!

QBranch · October 2013

... someone catches you sleeping on the job.
"How can I be expected to maintain the quality of my work?"

... your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy
"Naturally, you would do it for Queen and country."

... on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.
"Thank you, sir. That's a great comfort."

... you want to tell your wife / husband that her / his cooking is just not good.
"What's this? Caviar. Well, that's peasant food for us, but with champagne it's OK."

... hooded juvies try to mug you.
"You'll need a great deal of luck to get out of this."

... you wish to go to the bathroom.
"Let me go, there's a bomb in there."

... your boss catches you playing video games during work.
"We are both playing for enormous stakes."

... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.
"I don't have to apologize to you, a paid assassin, for what I am."

... the guy in front of you keeps talking during the movie.
"You should be more concerned about getting out of here alive."

... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.
"When I come back we'll discuss the future."

Creasy47 · October 2013

... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.

"Muffy?"

DarthDimi · October 2013

Use a line from a Bond film when...
... you have a bad hair day.

DarthDimi · October 2013

It goes by hot air.

Creasy47 · October 2013

"It always makes me feel a bit melancholy."

Murdock · October 2013

What are you? Some kind of doomsday machine Boyyyyy?

QBranch · October 2013

... someone catches you sleeping on the job.
"I discovered I had a talent for it."

... your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy
"My government categorically denies the incident ever occurred."

... on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.
"It doesn't matter a damn to you that thousands of innocent people will die in your accident."

... you want to tell your wife / husband that her / his cooking is just not good.
"My backhand's improved."

... hooded juvies try to mug you.
"It is Kristatos you want- not me."

... you wish to go to the bathroom.
"Keep your head down."

... your boss catches you playing video games during work.
"Oh, that's a pity. I was just beginning to enjoy myself."

... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.
"How long would l get in the brig if l stole your wallet?"

... the guy in front of you keeps talking during the movie.
"For the first time in this country, the death-defying human cannonball."

... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.
"Why don't you come back to bed?"

... you have a bad hair day.
"Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match."

WillyGalore · October 2013

"And what is my black wig doing in the pool?"

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