USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    "Go blow up your pants!"
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you want to inform people at a meeting that you need to go the bathroom fast.</b></font>

    He always did have an inflated opinion of himself!
  • DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you want to inform people at a meeting that you need to go the bathroom fast.</b></font>

    "Number two speaking."
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    ''For God's sake! Just get out of the way!''
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Time to leave!"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Fully loaded, I think is the term
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "You knew I wouldn't let this drop, didn't you?"
  • TripAcesTripAces Universal Exports
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    "Time to get out."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Ask the admiral where he'd like his bombs delivered."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you ask a lady to dance and she refuses.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Just testing an old adage: "Unlucky at cards..."
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you ask a lady to dance and she refuses.</b></font>

    This never happened to the other fella!
  • TripAcesTripAces Universal Exports
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    "My dear girl, don't flatter yourself."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Bitch, your problems are all behind you now."
  • WalecsWalecs On Her Majesty's Secret Service
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    "This never happened to the other fellow"
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    Whoever she was, I must have scared the living daylights out of her.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    "You're not here to think, you're here to do as I tell you"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Yo mama!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I will buy you a delicatessen. In stainless steel!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Come, come, my dear. You're very fortunate to have been chosen for such a simple, delightful duty. A real labour of love, as we say."
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    I haven't had a woman prisoner in a long time!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited November 2014 Posts: 14,553
    "This is not "kulturny" in the afternoon?"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    There's no point in going off half cocked.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Most inconsiderate. I think my visit might have something to do with it."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... it turns out your wife is expecting twins.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Welcome to my nuclear family."
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    "I only need one."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited November 2014 Posts: 2,629
    I never left. :\">

    And here's an even more embarrassing one I just thought of:

    "Fill her up please".
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Still enjoy traveling by train?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "You first. You second."
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