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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    It's very important to have a positive mental attitude.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Next time i'll take the stairs."
  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    "Shocking...Positively shocking".
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Please forgive the theatricals, it's a hangover from my Oxford days.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Since you are here, would you mind giving me something to put on"
  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you have a bad hair day.</b></font>

    "So you lived to dye another day..."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are arrested for indecent exposure during a student prank situation.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited October 2013 Posts: 16,351
    Balls Q? =))
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Murdock wrote:
    Balls Q? =))

    Naughty, @Murdock! ;-)
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Murdock wrote:
    Balls Q? =))

    Naughty, @Murdock! ;-)
    We aim to please. :D
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "... it's invisible to radar...."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited October 2013 Posts: 24,183
    MajorDSmythe wrote:
    "... it's invisible to radar...."

    Wow, @MajorDSmythe, I hope we're not supposed to take that self-referentially. ;-)

    Just joking! Love it!!!!!
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited October 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "Just a slight stiffness coming on....in the shoulder!"

    "Same time next week Mrs Bell?"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    *points to two incredibly good looking female cops* "You first. You, second."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    To a lady cop looking smilingly down 'there': My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for Queen and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Actions speak louder than words"
  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    "I thought you might enjoy one of these".
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "I know exactly where to put that!"
  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    "I know exactly where to put that!"

    ;-)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "What did you expect, an exploding pen?"
  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are arrested for indecent exposure during a student prank situation.</b></font>
    "I think she got the point..."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "This is the big one!"
  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    "Must you touch everything?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Tell London I've made contact with the girl."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "They found a tall man and a short blond woman." =))
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    <font color=red><b>... someone catches you sleeping on the job.</b></font>
    "Look, I can't explain what this is all about, but you must trust me."

    <font color=red><b>... your mother-in-law catches you in horizontal heaven with another girl/boy</b></font>
    "For once, you are exactly where I want you."

    <font color=red><b>... on the train, the man next to you has fartingly fouled up the air.</b></font>
    "You've hardly distinguished yourself."

    <font color=red><b>... you arrive too late at a party.</b></font>
    "You should've said your wife was here."

    <font color=red><b>... you want to tell your wife / husband that her / his cooking is just not good.</b></font>
    "My chauffeur's an excellent driver. You will be at the airport in a few minutes."

    <font color=red><b>... hooded juvies try to mug you.</b></font>
    "All right... but be prepared to dig those two graves."

    <font color=red><b>... you wish to go to the bathroom.</b></font>
    "Allow a man to stop off for a quick one en route."

    <font color=red><b>... your boss catches you playing video games during work.</b></font>
    "Do you want to play it easy... or the hard way?"

    <font color=red><b>... your teacher catches you cheating on a test.</b></font>
    "Questions, questions. All I get is questions."

    <font color=red><b>... the guy in front of you keeps talking during the movie.</b></font>
    "That's it, chum. You're out of it."

    <font color=red><b>... you are introduced to your new and very attractive boss.</b></font>
    "It is time for your rubdown."

    <font color=red><b>... you have a bad hair day.</b></font>
    "It's not perfected yet."

    <font color=red><b>.... you are arrested for indecent exposure during a student prank situation.</b></font>
    "There's something camouflaged down there."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you have a bad hair day.</b></font>

    "Get me a make on a white pimp mobile!" :))
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you are arrested for indecent exposure during a student prank situation.</b></font>

    "Keeping the British end up sir!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the lovely nurse asks you to get undressed.</b></font>
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