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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Leave that! Let's go."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your incompetent secretary offers you a lewinsky for a pay raise.</b></font>


    "Don't touch that. That's my lunch".
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    suitable but not too funny (at all)
    No, some men just don't like being taken for a ride.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your incompetent secretary offers you a lewinsky for a pay raise.</b></font>

    I didn't know their was a pool down there!
  • TigerTanakaTigerTanaka Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... your incompetent secretary offers you a lewinsky for a pay raise.</b></font>
    "...I won't be needing these then." (pushes oysters aside).

  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    suitable but not too funny (at all)
    No, some men just don't like being taken for a ride.

    Sorry, guess I can't make everybody laugh every time.

  • ThomasCrown76ThomasCrown76 Augusta, ks
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    How about a cigarette?
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Kerim wrote: »
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    suitable but not too funny (at all)
    No, some men just don't like being taken for a ride.

    Sorry, guess I can't make everybody laugh every time.
    That wasn't meant for you @Kerim, but for my own line. which is suitable, but not funny. I think. Yours just got me confused.. ;-)
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Close but no cigar !
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Blow up your pants."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    "Blow up your pants."
    in that line...
    You've had your chance curly, and you blew it!
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    Kerim wrote: »
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    suitable but not too funny (at all)
    No, some men just don't like being taken for a ride.

    Sorry, guess I can't make everybody laugh every time.
    That wasn't meant for you @Kerim, but for my own line. which is suitable, but not funny. I think. Yours just got me confused.. ;-)


    Sorry for the misunderstanding.

  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    "You forgot the first rule of mass media. Give the people what they want."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Bless your heart!"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited February 2015 Posts: 8,244
    Ok, this one is especially for @Kerim:
    Be still! Ahh... back to the saltmines!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Any higher, my ears will pop!" :-O

    OR

    "A little premature, isn't it?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the driver behind you bumps into you car.</b></font>
  • TripAcesTripAces Universal Exports
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    "Somebody's gonna wish they never happened!!!"
  • Risico007Risico007
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    Use bumper that's what it's for
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    "Bottoms up!"
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    Why am I suddenly worried I am not carrying enough insurance?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Backseat driver!"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Shocking! Positively shocking!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you want to pick a fight with Pierce Brosnan.</b></font>

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief."
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    "What are you? The weatherman?"
  • TripAcesTripAces Universal Exports
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    Get yer cotton-pickin shnoz out of my pants!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "And I am Dick Tracy."
  • SirHilaryBraySirHilaryBray Scotland
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    “I’m giving you the opportunity to walk out with your life.” TWINE

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited April 2015 Posts: 24,157
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you catch your younger brother with a few nudie magazines.</b></font>
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