The Martini Test

edited May 2011 in General Discussion Posts: 251
Right then, inspired by the "Bond nerd" thread, here is another for nerds. Honest answers only please!

How many times have you got yourself all spruced up, glad rags on, switched on the turbo for a Friday night, gone out to your favourite bar, and ordered yourself a martini? All in the name of Bond, and for that brief moment, you actually feel a bit like him...! ?
The next problem shortly arises. That one martini made you feel sooo damn Bondish, you go for another. Two for me is good, I am actually Bond, and can chat up nearly anything on legs or not, the real problem starts with the third, I am then a public risk to myself and others!
One is never enough, three is too many.

Over to you guys and gals!

Comments

  • Posts: 140
    To quote James Bond:

    "Do I look like I give a dam?"

    But of course Bond does give a dam and I have had several moments when I imagined what it must be like to be the man.

    Have to admit I have been let down by every martini I've had including the Vesper and Cucumber variety.

    Don't know how the man drinks them. Give me a Whiskey Sour (New York type) and I am quite happy.

    But yes it is nice to 'think' Bond on occasion!
  • Posts: 251
    Whiskey sour is nice, although an amareto is nicer. Martini`s have to be nice and chilled, and drunk quickly, I find. It`s a hefty drink...
  • Posts: 6
    However much I'd love to say I enjoy a martini, I can't stand the things. To me they're lighter fluid and nothing more. A complete and total let down as well as I was wearing a tuxedo and drinking with a fellow tuxedo'd Bond fan.

    I've tried them a couple of times on separate occasions...perhaps its something one can acquire a taste for...!
  • However much I'd love to say I enjoy a martini, I can't stand the things. To me they're lighter fluid and nothing more. A complete and total let down as well as I was wearing a tuxedo and drinking with a fellow tuxedo'd Bond fan.

    I've tried them a couple of times on separate occasions...perhaps its something one can acquire a taste for...!
    The "Martini" you can buy in stores is awful, ask a good (!) barman to mix a real Martini, it makes a huge difference! A real Martini is not a light drink, much of it is Gin (Bond replaces it with Vodka), which isn't light at all ;)
  • Posts: 1,497
    It should also be noted that the correct way to make a martini is to STIR it and not shake it, contrary to Bondian belief. When the concoction is shaken, the ingredients get too cold, the molecules agitated and some of the flavor is lost. Not sure why Bond prefers his shaken. I used to drink 'em this way, but then realized how much more enjoyable they are stirred.

    A good quality vodka is important--Absolut will do if you have nothing else, and hey I suppose Bond drinks it (according to his briefcase in NSNA)--but then again can you really trust that movie?
  • j7wildj7wild Suspended
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    I've been drinking the Vesper since about 1985.

    Exact same recipe (with more Gin than Vodka even if I am a Vodka man):

    there is so much alcohol in it, the bars or restaurant or night clubs I've ordered it at, over the years, usually charge me double or triple the regular price of a cocktail.

    Also, every time I have ordered one, the bartender or waitresses/waiters have looked at me strange; sometime in awe, sometime in admiration and sometime with the Are You Crazy look!

    But many of the ladies and gentlemen I have introduced the Vesper to have loved it!!

    I am so used to it that I am know to drink 5-6 of them and not even get tipsy!
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    I've been drinking the Vesper since about 1985.

    Exact same recipe (with more Gin than Vodka even if I am a Vodka man):

    there is so much alcohol in it, the bars or restaurant or night clubs I've ordered it at, over the years, usually charge me double or triple the regular price of a cocktail.

    Also, every time I have ordered one, the bartender or waitresses/waiters have looked at me strange; sometime in awe, sometime in admiration and sometime with the Are You Crazy look!

    But many of the ladies and gentlemen I have introduced the Vesper to have loved it!!

    I am so used to it that I am know to drink 5-6 of them and not even get tipsy!
    How do you go with the Kina Lillet?
    Do you use a substitute?

  • Posts: 638
    You should try Cocchi Americano Bianco instead of Lillet Blanc in a Vesper. It is closer in formula to the original Kina Lillet than Lillet Blanc.
  • Posts: 251
    Okay, so we have a few martini fans here. Ever feel Bondish drinking them??
    A good bartender WILL hate to shake it, it waters it down to much, as the ice chips into the alcohol, taking away the pure taste....

    Olive or a twist?
  • edited May 2011 Posts: 1,497
    Oh
    Okay, so we have a few martini fans here. Ever feel Bondish drinking them??

    Olive or a twist?
    Oh yah for sure, me and my buddy had to go get kettle one vodka martini's after the premiere of Casino Royale in 2006. Just felt like the right thing to do.

    I like the flavor the olive adds myself.

  • j7wildj7wild Suspended
    Posts: 823
    no olives, always a large thin slice of lemon peel

    as far as the Kina Lillet goes, I use a dry vermouth - most bars and restaurants and night clubs carry the Cinzano Vermouth or the Noilly Pratt Vermouth.

    and yes, I expect the bartender to add the ingredients in a shaker with ice, shake it well, strain just the liquid into a 250ml / 8.8 Oz Martini Glass

    any other glass is unacceptable to me!!
  • I have found that I prefer martinis with olives myself. Lemon is better suited for another drink!
  • j7wildj7wild Suspended
    Posts: 823
    I had a Vesper at lunch (11am) today: 3 shots 100 proof Tanqueray Gin, 1 shot Absolute Vodka, splash of Cinzano Dry Vermouth - shaken til ice cold and strained into a large Martini Glass with a large thin slice of lemon peel!!

    It kept me going at work for the rest of the day!!
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