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Name Blofeld's cat

TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
edited March 2014 in Bond Movies Posts: 2,667
Presuming for one moment that all incarnations of Blofeld owned the same white moggie...

What would Blofeld have named his cat, and why?
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  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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    Saint Aloysius Augustine The Magnificent of Albania

    Because, c'mon, he crossdressed in DAF.
  • WalecsWalecs On Her Majesty's Secret Service
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    Mr. Bigglesworth.

    Oh, wait...
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    Morris.
  • LudovicoLudovico
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    Lucifer. Pure white, Persian, beautiful, cruel, like a true fallen angel.
  • LicencedToKilt69007LicencedToKilt69007 Belgium, Wallonia
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    I can't think of any better name than yours, @Ludovico.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Tiddles the one and only.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Sid.
  • Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
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    Paul!

    Paul_cat.jpg
  • Bond_BombshellBond_Bombshell
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    Felix Biter.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    Bond_Bombshell wrote:
    Felix Biter.

    I think we have a WINNER! :))
  • JarrodJarrod
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    Since Blofeld's cat appears in six films, I'm gonna go with Hexapussy.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    HAHAHAHAHA!
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    SPECFUR
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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    Kerim wrote:
    SPECFUR

    Special Executive for Cuddliness and Furishness?
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Love it. :)
  • sirseanisbondsirseanisbond
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    Number 9, (for his number of lives?)
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    It's nameless. Though one wonders, does Blofeld feed it? Change the kitty litter?
    An edited version of Tanka's naval stores list speech included:
    "This is a list of naval stores, 500 kilos of butter, 10 bags of cat litter, 100 cans of Whiskas, 50 containers of lox...what is lox?"
    Though it was deemed to obvious for Bond to figure out it was Ernie B.
    Blowers is obviously fond of the cat, he's always stroking it, but shows no emotion what so ever when Bond kicks 'the wrong pussy' in DAF. Surely as a cat lover it would aggravate him?

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    LicencedToKilt69007 wrote:
    I can't think of any better name than yours, @Ludovico.

    So the cat is named Ludovico?
  • 001001
    edited March 2014 Posts: 1,575
    I would name the cat miss solini.
  • LicencedToKilt69007LicencedToKilt69007 Belgium, Wallonia
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    Thunderfinger wrote:
    LicencedToKilt69007 wrote:
    I can't think of any better name than yours, @Ludovico.
    So the cat is named Ludovico?

    No, sorry, I meant Lucifer !

  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
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    The cat's name is actually Blofeld and the human being is just the host for our parasite alien. That's why they had to keep changing actors.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    LicencedToKilt69007 wrote:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    LicencedToKilt69007 wrote:
    I can't think of any better name than yours, @Ludovico.
    So the cat is named Ludovico?

    No, sorry, I meant Lucifer !

    That is the cat in Cinderella. Ludovico is the better choice.
  • LudovicoLudovico
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    Benny wrote:
    It's nameless. Though one wonders, does Blofeld feed it? Change the kitty litter?
    An edited version of Tanka's naval stores list speech included:
    "This is a list of naval stores, 500 kilos of butter, 10 bags of cat litter, 100 cans of Whiskas, 50 containers of lox...what is lox?"
    Though it was deemed to obvious for Bond to figure out it was Ernie B.
    Blowers is obviously fond of the cat, he's always stroking it, but shows no emotion what so ever when Bond kicks 'the wrong pussy' in DAF. Surely as a cat lover it would aggravate him?

    One of the many mistakes of DAF. Blofeld seems to have an almost symbiotic relationship with his cat. Almost like he is a familiar spirit. And he brings him st work. Which might seem silly, but the big boss of the company where I work brings his dog to the office too.
  • LudovicoLudovico
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    pachazo wrote:
    The cat's name is actually Blofeld and the human being is just the host for our parasite alien. That's why they had to keep changing actors.

    Hey that's my theory, although I said the cat is a familiar spirit and Blofeld the devil.
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
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    I once heard a theory that the cat was actually his "soul" or something to that effect.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    chrisisall wrote:
    Bond_Bombshell wrote:
    Felix Biter.

    I think we have a WINNER! :))

    That is a work of genius! =))
  • jackdaggerjackdagger
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    Wasn't the whole "cat really being in charge" thing done in an episode of Futurama? I don't remember the cat's name from that though.
  • LudovicoLudovico
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    pachazo wrote:
    I once heard a theory that the cat was actually his "soul" or something to that effect.

    I made up that one to mock the codename theory, the Silva-is-M's-son theory and so on.
  • bigladiesmanbigladiesman
    edited March 2014 Posts: 1,009
    Too much good ones her, but I'll try;

    Thunderfur

    However, I second the Felix Biter suggestion as well.
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    bigladiesman wrote:
    Too much good ones her, but I'll try;

    Thunderfur

    Thundfurball? ;-)
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