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You Are Visited By Your Future Self. What Bond-Related Questions Do You Ask?

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    WillyGalore wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    RogueAgent wrote:
    Have i been banned from cinema's yet for seeing Bond too many times? :D

    I've also been banned from the cinema, but for entirely different reasons... ;-)
    Well, you don't get a name like Willy for nothin'. Let me guess: multiple counts of Indecent Exposure?

    Yes, because apparently "servicing myself" whilst watching Toy Story is somehow wrong?! :D
    Well, there are all the innocent little children out with their parents that you need to think about when doing that, but still, I see your point. I can only hope that as you were being escorted out of the cinema you shouted "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND" at the top of your lungs. ;)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    RogueAgent wrote:
    Have i been banned from cinema's yet for seeing Bond too many times? :D

    I've also been banned from the cinema, but for entirely different reasons... ;-)
    Well, you don't get a name like Willy for nothin'. Let me guess: multiple counts of Indecent Exposure?

    Yes, because apparently "servicing myself" whilst watching Toy Story is somehow wrong?! :D
    Well, there are all the innocent little children out with their parents that you need to think about when doing that, but still, I see your point. I can only hope that as you were being escorted out of the cinema you shouted "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND" at the top of your lungs. ;)

    Gives a whole new meaning when singing along to "You've got a friend in me.."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited May 2014 Posts: 40,976
    WillyGalore wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    RogueAgent wrote:
    Have i been banned from cinema's yet for seeing Bond too many times? :D

    I've also been banned from the cinema, but for entirely different reasons... ;-)
    Well, you don't get a name like Willy for nothin'. Let me guess: multiple counts of Indecent Exposure?

    Yes, because apparently "servicing myself" whilst watching Toy Story is somehow wrong?! :D
    Well, there are all the innocent little children out with their parents that you need to think about when doing that, but still, I see your point. I can only hope that as you were being escorted out of the cinema you shouted "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND" at the top of your lungs. ;)

    Gives a whole new meaning when singing along to "You've got a friend in me.."

    That is rich!! Ohh, my sides hurt now. Hilarious. =))
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Creasy47 wrote:
    @WillyGalore, I'm in the same boat as you, friend, though mine was during 'The Lego Movie.' ;-)

    Hey, I'm with you there. I find different colored toy bricks to be very arousing.
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
    Posts: 7,314
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Does Quantum return?
    Who is the next Bond? Who is the Bond after him?
    Does anything drastically change in the series that has always been a staple?
    Does anything else in the novels come into play later on in the films?
    How well is the series doing?
    These are good. Plus, I'd want to know how many films Craig ended up doing and if the series ever got rebooted again.

  • fromswedenwithlovefromswedenwithlove
    Posts: 654
    How old was Sir Rog when he died?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, I'm glad, I thought I was the only one!

    @pachazo, those are good, as well. I would hope the series wasn't rebooted yet again, though.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    fromswedenwithlove wrote:
    How old was Sir Rog when he died?

    Rog has discovered the secret of immortality. He cannot die!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    WillyGalore wrote:
    fromswedenwithlove wrote:
    How old was Sir Rog when he died?

    Rog has discovered the secret of immortality. He cannot die!

    What a tender world that would be.
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    edited May 2014 Posts: 6,432
    Did Ralph Fienes make as many appearances as Bernard Lee?

    What year did Disney purchase the Bond franchise and was James Bonds Assemble the age of Ernst as bad as it sounds?
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    JWESTBROOK wrote:
    "When will Sam Mendes go away?"

    Ha ha second that.
  • StirredNotShakenStirredNotShaken Toronto
    Posts: 2,402
    DarthDimi wrote:
    chrisisall wrote:
    Do people in the future realise that Dalton was the best Bond?

    You and I realise that now, @chrisisall!
    B-)

    Hey what about me
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    I don't think this is a stretch at some point in the future actors will be convincingly recreated via CGI and flawlessly represented on screen. Dalton will probably get his third Bond film at some point, in our life time not sure.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Do the films have actual sex in them.

    No?

    See you in 50 years.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,801
    StirredNotShaken wrote:
    DarthDimi wrote:
    chrisisall wrote:
    Do people in the future realise that Dalton was the best Bond?

    You and I realise that now, @chrisisall!
    B-)

    Hey what about me

    You see the future as well... ;)
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    WillyGalore wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    RogueAgent wrote:
    Have i been banned from cinema's yet for seeing Bond too many times? :D

    I've also been banned from the cinema, but for entirely different reasons... ;-)
    Well, you don't get a name like Willy for nothin'. Let me guess: multiple counts of Indecent Exposure?

    Yes, because apparently "servicing myself" whilst watching Toy Story is somehow wrong?! :D

    I think we know what toy you were playing with then Willy? =))
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited May 2014 Posts: 6,396
    RogueAgent wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    RogueAgent wrote:
    Have i been banned from cinema's yet for seeing Bond too many times? :D

    I've also been banned from the cinema, but for entirely different reasons... ;-)
    Well, you don't get a name like Willy for nothin'. Let me guess: multiple counts of Indecent Exposure?

    Yes, because apparently "servicing myself" whilst watching Toy Story is somehow wrong?! :D

    I think we know what toy you were playing with then Willy? =))

    You disgust me.
    B-) :-bd
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    WillyGalore wrote:
    RogueAgent wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    RogueAgent wrote:
    Have i been banned from cinema's yet for seeing Bond too many times? :D

    I've also been banned from the cinema, but for entirely different reasons... ;-)
    Well, you don't get a name like Willy for nothin'. Let me guess: multiple counts of Indecent Exposure?

    Yes, because apparently "servicing myself" whilst watching Toy Story is somehow wrong?! :D

    I think we know what toy you were playing with then Willy? =))

    You disgust me.
    B-) :-bd

    Did you shout "There's a snake in my boots!!!!" :))
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    RogueAgent wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    RogueAgent wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    RogueAgent wrote:
    Have i been banned from cinema's yet for seeing Bond too many times? :D

    I've also been banned from the cinema, but for entirely different reasons... ;-)
    Well, you don't get a name like Willy for nothin'. Let me guess: multiple counts of Indecent Exposure?

    Yes, because apparently "servicing myself" whilst watching Toy Story is somehow wrong?! :D

    I think we know what toy you were playing with then Willy? =))

    You disgust me.
    B-) :-bd

    Did you shout "There's a snake in my boots!!!!" :))

    I bloody wish! ;-)
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    WillyGalore wrote:
    RogueAgent wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    RogueAgent wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    RogueAgent wrote:
    Have i been banned from cinema's yet for seeing Bond too many times? :D

    I've also been banned from the cinema, but for entirely different reasons... ;-)
    Well, you don't get a name like Willy for nothin'. Let me guess: multiple counts of Indecent Exposure?

    Yes, because apparently "servicing myself" whilst watching Toy Story is somehow wrong?! :D

    I think we know what toy you were playing with then Willy? =))

    You disgust me.
    B-) :-bd

    Did you shout "There's a snake in my boots!!!!" :))

    I bloody wish! ;-)

    :)) It is a great story! You should be proud! :-bd
  • echoecho 007 in New York
    Posts: 6,304
    Has Gala Brand appeared onscreen yet?
  • QsAssistantQsAssistant All those moments lost in time... like tears in rain
    Posts: 1,812
    Will Bond be portrayed by a black man?
    Will there be a spin-off Bond movie and is it good?
    Will there be a Bond movie that the average Bond fan will consider worse than DAD?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    QsAssistant wrote:
    Will there be a Bond movie that the average Bond fan will consider worse than DAD?

    Define this for me, please, just so I have an understanding.
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
    Posts: 7,854
    How was the CGI Brosnan in the GoldenEye 70th Anniversary Re-Release?
  • QsAssistantQsAssistant All those moments lost in time... like tears in rain
    Posts: 1,812
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Define this for me, please, just so I have an understanding.

    I mean guys like us. :D
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    QsAssistant wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Define this for me, please, just so I have an understanding.

    I mean guys like us. :D

    Where's the fun in being average?
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    QsAssistant wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Define this for me, please, just so I have an understanding.

    I mean guys like us. :D

    Where's the fun in being average?

    I've made a career out of it. ;-)
  • sirseanisbondsirseanisbond
    Posts: 2,189
    Is the eventual Christopher Nolan Bond trilogy as epic as I thought it would be?
  • QsAssistantQsAssistant All those moments lost in time... like tears in rain
    Posts: 1,812
    sirseanisbond wrote:
    Is the eventual Christopher Nolan Bond trilogy as epic as I thought it would be?

    How have I never thought of Nolan directing a Bond movie?!? That would be amazing and if anyone can make gadgets work in a Bond movie, it's him!

  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited May 2014 Posts: 2,629
    I was just visited by my future self. I'm still a stud by the way. I'm amazed to learn what happens in 2030:

    Olga Kurylenko is the face of the successful Ukranian revolution against Russia.

    UNICEF has declared Rogering an unethical practice.

    In honor of his 100th birthday, Sean Connery has been granted permission to slap Queen Camilla.

    With the exception of Bond 24 and Bond 27 (darn future self wouldn't tell me the titles), Adele has done the main themes. Adele declared that Bond 29 (Die The Day After Another Day) would be her last when she is forced to do a trio with Madonna and Alicia Keys.

    The aforementioned Bond 29 is deemed a critical success with the plot of an aeronautical industrialist genetically altering herself as a friendly alien establishing a base on Mars to use a diamond satellite to split North and South France in half and repopulate Earth.

    Bond 30's production has halted when everyone walked off the set from director Mike Meyers, who insisted that he'd play every character.

    A more humane method of execution has been enacted against female death row members. Daniel Craig executes all female prisoners by seducing them.

    After a successful run as M by Ralph Fiennes, Ralph steps down from his M role, but is not killed off. The new M is Judy Dench's head in a jar.

    Ben Winshaw's Q character is under scrutiny because there are doubts as to whether anyone in their late 40s can play the Q role.

    Pierce Brosnan's toupee has every hair in its place.

    Justin Beiber has been announced as the eighth James Bond, replacing (sorry, my future self disappeared right when he was telling me who the 7th James Bond was).


    I also asked what I really would ask my future self. Things like got future winning lottery numbers, successful stocks and future winning sports teams.

    Like I'm going to share this information.
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