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James Bond story - add one sentence

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He didn t even know his name, what was it?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Or was it William?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Boyd. William Dalton Boyd.
  • IGUANNAIGUANNA
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    Boyd put a record on, lubed up his Walther and waited for the man who was obviously going to kill him.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    William Moore Boyd it was then, and he felt like a loose cannon, blunt instrument of death.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Why care about the weather?
  • WalecsWalecs On Her Majesty's Secret Service
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    Then Felix Leiter shot Boyd, but it actually was Mr. White in disguise.
  • tanaka123tanaka123
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    Who went and grumbled, 'Grrr, grrr, i like my Madeleine Cakes.'
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Then Mr White died in the snow, snow white in his haggard face and his unkempt lice infected beard, jerking off one last time.
  • tanaka123tanaka123
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    And by jerking off, I of course mean eating beef jerky, not masturbating.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Although that is what he actually did his entire life.
  • tanaka123tanaka123
    edited April 2016 Posts: 4,325
    But he wouldn't be stupid enough to make a story out of it, and would have a number of names for someone who would be.
  • jobojobo
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    The dead Mr Snow White was kept in a glass coffin, waiting for his one true love that would kiss him to life.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Daniel, the dwarf, suddenly appeared, his ears caught between the sinister branches of the dead wood surrounding the casket.
  • jobojobo
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    Bond the dwarf gave Mr Snow White a warm kiss, who then uttered; I always knew love would wear a familiar face, but not yours".
  • tanaka123tanaka123
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    And then he said, 'Damn if only Eon could find better screenwriters.'
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Beneath the casket, the hidden bomb kept ticking, ever closer towards eternity.
  • tanaka123tanaka123
    edited April 2016 Posts: 4,325
    Then COMMANDER Bond said, 'See ya, got lead an army now cos I'm a COMMANDER and haven't worn uniform since 1997 and haven't led an army since WWII'
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    edited April 2016 Posts: 5,080
    "Actually scratch that, I last wore uniform in 1997."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Or was it 97?
  • tanaka123tanaka123
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    'Yes,' said Bond, 'Like I said, 1997, or was that my predecessor to the James Bond code, Oh wait, OddJobs_Hat was wrong about that, I am and always have being James Bond.'
  • mcdonbbmcdonbb deep in the Heart of Texas
    edited April 2016 Posts: 4,116
    "Haha... " a labored chuckle from Mr. Snow White... "...you're like a tiny kite dancing in a snow storm."
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    edited April 2016 Posts: 5,080
    "Forgive, Mr. SW, but I must leave prematurely as something has come up; apparently Deborah, wife of this chap down in communications, has popped her clogs and I must pay a visit to her grave, except I must make a detour on the way to Clinton's to pick up some flowers."
  • tanaka123tanaka123
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    'I can't let you do that COMMANDER COMMANDER BOND OF THE ROYAL NAVY, You COMMANDERING NIT WIT.'
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    "How dare you speak to James that way!" said the invisible, and now apparently sentient, Aston Martin Vanquish, revealing itself to have been nearby all along.
  • tanaka123tanaka123
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    'hahaha,' Mr Snow White roard, 'James Knight Rider Bond.'
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    The vehicle contemplated running him over.
  • tanaka123tanaka123
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    But instead the Aston sighed, 'he does realise that bomb's still ticking, right?'
  • AceHoleAceHole Belgium, via Britain
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    "That RN Commander uniform is so last century", sniggered the Aston...
  • tanaka123tanaka123
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    And so Commander Bond of Her Majesty's Royal Navy proceeded to wave his hands in air to show his disgust at the Aston.
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