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Wimbledon. Which tennis players could be Bond girls?

forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
edited June 2011 in General Discussion Posts: 2,782
Ok a bit of fun - but I'm watching Aravane Rezai and she has the look. A bit tubby but that can be fixed.

http://www.lequipe.fr/Medias/Tennis/201005/430x313/premiere-victoire-d-aravane-rezai-face-a-petkovic.jpg
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  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    Posts: 15,723
    Anna Kournikova... :-))
  • LudsLuds MIA
    edited June 2011 Posts: 1,986
    She's not a tennis player DC ;)

    Maria Sharapova
    Ana Ivanovic
    Caroline Wozniacki
    Maria Kirilenko
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
    Posts: 4,423
    They're all six foot plus... and Craig.. ;-)
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    edited June 2011 Posts: 15,723
    Instead of casting a tennis player as the Bond girl, how about having a scene where Bond attends a Wimbledon match... ? Could just be Bond relaxing, or a plot-related scene.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited June 2011 Posts: 13,999
    I'm partial to a bit of Daniela Hantuchova:

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  • dragonskydragonsky
    Posts: 2,491
    yes cournikova for sure
    she and sharapova as russian agents or soemthing like that
    and yes @Luds made good choices too also @MajorDSmythe have good choice :)
    yes DC that would be good,btw i just saw there was Wimbledon movie...i should watch it
  • imranbecksimranbecks Singapore
    Posts: 984
    The first name that came to mind is Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova..

    Maybe the Williams sisters can be villains......hehehe
  • 007JamesBond007JamesBond
    Posts: 321
    Posted this in the wrong thread, so here it is again.

    Serena Williams could be the villainess of a Bond movie. Kind of a May Day figure due to her physique maybe?
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
    Posts: 7,584
    Blimey OReilly, are these tennis players? In the old days when British tennis was..erm..ok...we had a couple of real beauties who should've been Bond girls.

    Ann Jones

    Virginia Wade

    Control yourselves lads, control yourselves
  • imranbecksimranbecks Singapore
    Posts: 984

    Serena Williams could be the villainess of a Bond movie. Kind of a May Day figure due to her physique maybe?
    Thats what I had in mind when I chose the Williams sisters....haha
  • j7wildj7wild Suspended
    Posts: 823
    Maria!

    Oh I love Russian and Eastern Bloc Women - never had the opportunity to be with one and now that I married....

    :(
  • imranbecksimranbecks Singapore
    Posts: 984
    Maria!

    Oh I love Russian and Eastern Bloc Women - never had the opportunity to be with one and now that I married....

    :(
    LOL!!!!! Don't let your wife know you said that!!!!
  • thelordflasheartthelordflasheart
    Posts: 1,370
    Maria!

    Oh I love Russian and Eastern Bloc Women - never had the opportunity to be with one and now that I married....

    :(
    LOL!!!!! Don't let your wife know you said that!!!!
    Can your wife do a Russian accent? ;-)

    On a serious note, men tend to fetishize things that they haven't been able to "check off a checklist" and that tends to make any perceived differences bigger in the mind than they are in reality. "Eastern Bloc Women" are still women and I can tell you from personal experience that dating one is not any different from dating someone who is Asian, or black, or Jewish, or Italian, or Dutch...other than accent and appearance (which are pretty small components of what makes a person who they are) all of those women are still just people. And any Caucasian women who can do a fake accent could probably pass for a Russian... ;-)

  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Martina Navratrilova would make a great Rosa Klebb.
  • j7wildj7wild Suspended
    edited June 2011 Posts: 823


    On a serious note, men tend to fetishize things that they haven't been able to "check off a checklist" and that tends to make any perceived differences bigger in the mind than they are in reality. "Eastern Bloc Women" are still women and I can tell you from personal experience that dating one is not any different from dating someone who is Asian, or black, or Jewish, or Italian, or Dutch...other than accent and appearance (which are pretty small components of what makes a person who they are) all of those women are still just people. And any Caucasian women who can do a fake accent could probably pass for a Russian... ;-)

    really?!? I have a buddy who is Czech and he travels the world for a living and he insists Russian and Czech women are the most beautiful in the world!!

    He says they are so beautiful, he is almost tired of seeing them everyday!

    Is he lying to me?!?

  • dragonskydragonsky
    edited June 2011 Posts: 2,491
    Martina Navratrilova would make a great Rosa Klebb.
    hahaha
    Blimey OReilly, are these tennis players? In the old days when British tennis was..erm..ok...we had a couple of real beauties who should've been Bond girls.

    Ann Jones

    Virginia Wade

    Control yourselves lads, control yourselves
    same as the control above
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
    Posts: 2,782
    I know it's a cliche but S.Williams should be a pc red grant.

    But as for Bond girl - we haven't much choice these days. Jelena dokic in her day could fit the part and what lovely parts they are too.

    http://img1.browsebiography.com/images/gal/1749_Jelena_Dokic_photo_2.jpg


    Vera Zvonareva, Maria Kirilenko, Elena Dementieva, Maria Kirilenko could do the role easy.















  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    edited June 2011 Posts: 1,699
    Elena Denentieva's kinda lovely, let's be honest.

    Anyhoo, she's crap at tennis, so let's go crazy and suggest they cast Britain's Anne Keothavong as the next Moneypenny. She's a bit of a looker, as it goes...

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    Quite frankly, most female tennis players look too muscular in the arms and shoulders for the Bond Girl look, methinks. That's not a criticism about them being muscular (they're successful professional athletes, after all), but, you know...
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
    edited June 2012 Posts: 2,782
    It's that time of year again...

    So who's hot and who's not?

    Nicole Vaidisova - evil Bond girl


    <img src="http://ball71.com/images/Nicole-Vaidisova.jpg">;

    And Caroline oh yes oh yes...

    <img src="http://ball71.com/images/caroline-wozniacki-06.jpg">;



    ok this one is a bit nsfw - but it does remind me of a Bond poster... if you're wondering who it is...it's Masha the Smasha


    http://cowbell.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83423e30253ef0120a62205dc970c-pi
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Sharapova for sure! :x I am sure she has been interviewed that she loves Daniel Craigs Bond and wouldn't mind appearing in one as a cameo ofcourse.
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
    edited June 2012 Posts: 9,117
    thelordflasheart wrote:

    Can your wife do a Russian accent? ;-)



    My missus is Russian and I do have to confess I have got her to call me 'Meester Bond' on occasion. I hasten to add in jest rather than foreplay - although it is quite a turn on to imagine I am Bond and she is going to shag me then try to kill me!
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    TheWizardOfIce wrote:
    thelordflasheart wrote:

    Can your wife do a Russian accent? ;-)



    My missus is Russian and I do have to confess I have got her to call me 'Meester Bond' on occasion. I hasten to add in jest rather than foreplay - although it is quite a turn on to imagine I am Bond and she is going to shag me then try to kill me!

    =)) Nothing to add but? Fantastic post! :)) ^:)^
  • myworldisenoughmyworldisenough
    Posts: 1,143
    RogueAgent wrote:
    TheWizardOfIce wrote:
    thelordflasheart wrote:

    Can your wife do a Russian accent? ;-)



    My missus is Russian and I do have to confess I have got her to call me 'Meester Bond' on occasion. I hasten to add in jest rather than foreplay - although it is quite a turn on to imagine I am Bond and she is going to shag me then try to kill me!

    =)) Nothing to add but? Fantastic post! :)) ^:)^

    Ha, couldn't agree more!!!
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
    Posts: 2,782
    myworldisenough wrote:
    RogueAgent wrote:
    TheWizardOfIce wrote:
    thelordflasheart wrote:

    Can your wife do a Russian accent? ;-)



    My missus is Russian and I do have to confess I have got her to call me 'Meester Bond' on occasion. I hasten to add in jest rather than foreplay - although it is quite a turn on to imagine I am Bond and she is going to shag me then try to kill me!

    =)) Nothing to add but? Fantastic post! :)) ^:)^

    Ha, couldn't agree more!!!



    =)) =))


  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    Posts: 15,723
    I hope this picture isn't 'too much'.........

    serena-espn-the-magazine-10091.jpg
  • doubleoegodoubleoego #LightWork
    Posts: 11,139
    j7wild wrote:
    Maria!

    Oh I love Russian and Eastern Bloc Women - never had the opportunity to be with one and now that I married....

    :(

    There are places you can...go to.

  • doubleoegodoubleoego #LightWork
    Posts: 11,139
    DaltonCraig007 wrote:
    I hope this picture isn't 'too much'.........

    serena-espn-the-magazine-10091.jpg

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSs0a2ukuMwsnSSEzHzvNquQNkeAqG_YKvn9-7EMtjCOWOqskSCkKbFpk-q

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  • BAIN123BAIN123
    edited June 2012 Posts: 11,189
    Id have to think about this. But I know which Bond girl I'd like to see as a tennis player.

    Xenia Onatopp - that would be amazing!!

    Haha Wizard. Hilarious post as usual :))

    If I was ever married to a Russian - not that I'll ever get married - id force suggest we act out the casino scene in GE.
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
    Posts: 2,782
    One German Lady I do like - shagtastic and good Bond girl:



    <img src="http://www.madrid-open.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Lisicki_560.jpg">;
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited July 2012 Posts: 4,537
    We get wife from a Tennis player in a Bond movie.

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    But Richard Krajicek half sister (23 years old) playing Tennis.

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    Michaëla Krajicek http://www.misakrajicek.nl/
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