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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan

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  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    "It's small, but particularly dirty."

    *sweeps feather duster over machine gun*
  • WillyGalore_ReduxWillyGalore_Redux I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaaaaaaming
    edited March 2021 Posts: 294
    "Wow. Now there's a mouthful"
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    Posts: 4,399
    SIT!!
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    Posts: 4,399
    Then I guess it's time to start cutting overhead.
  • cwl007cwl007 England
    Posts: 611
    " Can't you just say hello like a normal person?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,691
    Someone gave that to you. He's a very lucky man.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Is thst all it does?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,691
    That gun looks more fitting for a woman.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    Posts: 7,221
    QBranch wrote: »
    That gun looks more fitting for a woman.

    Good one!
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    Posts: 7,221
    Bloody tourist!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,339
    It's a Smith and wesson, and you've had your six
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    But I only just arrived.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    Posts: 7,221
    I know where you keep your gun.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,339
    Mr. Scarface does not trust banks...
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,264
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when the kid says, "I see dead people".

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  • Matt007Matt007
    edited March 2021 Posts: 1,314
    You must give me the name of your occulis.
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Newton-le-Willows, England
    edited March 2021 Posts: 257
    "I had no idea you were so frightened of him."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,691
    It's your specter against mine, huh?
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited March 2021 Posts: 4,538
    Another poor victim has come to a glittering end
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    "Yes. Occupational hazard."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Well lets get on with making a few, shall we.
  • cwl007cwl007 England
    Posts: 611
    "One sympathises"
  • CraigMooreOHMSSCraigMooreOHMSS Dublin, Ireland
    Posts: 8,236
    Whose funeral is it?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,691
    You'll forgive me for not putting up the bunting.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Nice to see you haven't lost that fine mental edge, 007.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    He's quite mad, you know!
  • echoecho 007 in New York
    Posts: 6,393
    Names is for tombstones, baby!
  • fjdinardofjdinardo
    Posts: 1,989
    QBranch wrote: »
    That gun looks more fitting for a woman.

    HAHAHAHA
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    In that case, we re gonna need some more champagne.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited March 2021 Posts: 24,264
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... Rhett Butler says "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

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