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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,342
    I wouldn't be very good at my job if (I) did.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited August 2021 Posts: 3,687
    My dear Bond-San, Rule number one, is never do anything for yourself when someone else can do it for you.
  • LocqueLocque Escaped from a Namur prison
    Posts: 262
    Fetch my shoes.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,342
    Navigate!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited August 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Ahh AH!
    You must excuse Oddjob, Mr Bond. He's an admirable manservant but mute. He's not a very good caddy.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Kill him!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,342
    No no no no no! No more foreplay.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    You did not come here to play golf?
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    No, I'm just looking
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    …looking for a guru, spiritual discipline, who knows what.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Bullshit!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Make yourself at home, I'll be out in a minute, Help yourself to a drink.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited August 2021 Posts: 3,687
    I did have it soundproofed, so nothing will disturb our... meditation.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Got all the glass out of the bed, l trust? We don't want anything else
    to disturb our peace, do we?
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,176
    You're very sure of yourself aren't you? Suppose I were to kill you for a thrill?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    The Chinese have a saying: "Before setting out on revenge, you first dig two graves."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited September 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Naturally.
    …How do you propose to kill me now, Mr. Bond?
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Salt corrosion
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    I can think of something more sociable to do.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited September 2021 Posts: 3,687
    …like a terrorist supermarket. Chinese Long March Scud, Panther AS-565 attack helicopter, a pair of Russian mortars…Chilean mines, German explosives.
    - Fun for the whole family.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Grizzlyland !
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,176
    I'd rather sleep in a morgue!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited September 2021 Posts: 3,687
    I'm so happy you chose our half-couch, hinged-panel, slumber-on casket. ….I hope you'll find everything in order.
  • LocqueLocque Escaped from a Namur prison
    Posts: 262
    Madame, I've come to offer my sincere condolences.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    You should have brought lilies.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Oh, Send them to the funeral, will you?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    ..... sent with a note requesting ''special delivery'' to you.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Why do you think I sent you three dozen RED roses?
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,176
    Because you love me!
  • LocqueLocque Escaped from a Namur prison
    Posts: 262
    My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for King and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
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