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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when you have to speech at your best friend's wedding.

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Target enough people, then the people become the weapon
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    Shut the door Alec, there's a draft!
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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    You're crossing over to a place where there is no mercy.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... your teacher catches you with a naughty magazine.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... your teacher catches you with a naughty magazine.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    They ll print anything these days.
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    "Believe me, my interest in her is purely professional"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    *whispers* Shall I open it?

    Shall I open it?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    QBranch wrote: »
    *whispers* Shall I open it?

    Shall I open it?

    Gold medal!
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited September 2023 Posts: 14,619
    *holds magazine up to look at centrefold*

    Your wife?

    Your son?

    Your daughter.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    QBranch wrote: »
    *holds magazine up to look at centrefold*

    Your wife?

    Your son?

    Your daughter.

    =))
  • LudovicoLudovico
    edited March 2022 Posts: 15,159
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... your teacher catches you with a naughty magazine.

    My dear girl don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for King and Country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
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    So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman?
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    That'll bring tears to your eyes
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    Your mother?
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    Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?
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    I am just a professional doing a job....
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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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