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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan

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  • DEKE_RIVERSDEKE_RIVERS
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    But is your edge sharp enough? That's the difference between a "Double-0" and a corpse
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    (From Skyfall)

    "Where is it? Is it there? They must have it. Get after them!"

    "They'll be too bloody late!" (cue pile of bones)

    "Keep going. I can direct you from here. You both know what's at stake here." 😅
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Pigs! Borscht! Cake! There must be another way!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Pigs, borscht, cake...there must be another way!
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
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    I'm not sure I ever had a choice, anyway I don't stop to think about it
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Backwards forwards quickly!
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Newton-le-Willows, England
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    "You forgot the first rule of mass media, Elliot! Give the people what they want!"
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
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    You're late, vamos!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    You have 24 hours to 'investigate'!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Hurry, EON, I'm not renowned for my patience!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    In 16 minutes and 43... No, 42 seconds, the theatres will re-enter the Stone Age. A worldwide cinematical meltdown. And all so mad little EON can settle a score with the world 50 years on. (Getting back at the fans for all the slide whistle hate mail)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    QBranch wrote: »
    In 16 minutes and 43... No, 42 seconds, the theatres will re-enter the Stone Age. A worldwide cinematical meltdown. And all so mad little EON can settle a score with the world 50 years on. (Getting back at the fans for all the slide whistle hate mail)

    Very good, @QBranch! I love this post.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    @DarthDimi Thanks mate! Yeah I know what EON have been doing to us, I'm onto them...
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    THEY'LL BE TOO BLOODY LATE!5d90c6ba-9095-4a3c-aa87-0f28078aa830_text.gif
  • CrabKeyCrabKey
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    We are not now that strength which in old days
    Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... you are cast as the next James Bond.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    What sharp little eyes you've got.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,680
    In 16 minutes and 43... No, 42 seconds, the theatres will re-enter the Stone Age. A worldwide cinematical meltdown...
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
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    007 reporting for duty
  • peterpeter Toronto
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    Jordo007 wrote: »
    007 reporting for duty

    Slick, my friend. Slick.
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited May 8 Posts: 4,537
    I think you've been down here too long (Bond against ''R'' / John Cleese Q in DAD when he showing Bond the invisible car)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "My god! You just killed James Bond!"
  • peterpeter Toronto
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    "My god! You just killed James Bond!"

    😂 😂 😂… have confidence, @DarthDimi . You may make an excellent Bond, 😂!
  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
    edited May 8 Posts: 1,127
    "Shocking. Possitively shocking."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Well then the right people kept their jobs.

  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,082
    The thought had occurred to me.
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
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    peter wrote: »
    Jordo007 wrote: »
    007 reporting for duty

    Slick, my friend. Slick.

    Thank you mate, confidence is key for this role I imagine
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
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    I could be very useful to your organization.............and I understand you have the reputation of rewarding loyalty very well.
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