HO! HO! 7! Put a Christmas spin on the Bond movie titles or anything Bond related...

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  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    edited December 13 Posts: 7,226
    Dr. Noël

    Noël means Christmas in French, and Father Christmas (Santa Claus) is known as Père Noël.
  • SeveSeve The island of Lemoy
    edited December 15 Posts: 443
    On the first day of Christmas Q branch gave to me
    The latest Aston Martin DB

    On the second day of Christmas Q branch gave to me
    Two types of gun
    And the latest Aston Martin DB

    On the third day of Christmas Q branch gave to me
    Three throwing knives
    Two types of gun
    And the latest Aston Martin DB

    On the fourth day of Christmas Q branch gave to me
    Four false passports
    Three throwing knives
    Two types of gun
    And the latest Aston Martin DB

    On the fifth day of Christmas Q branch gave to me

    Five golden sovereigns

    Four false passports
    Three throwing knives
    Two types of gun
    And the latest Aston Martin DB


    etc, with additional spy parafernalia

    On the twelfth day of Christmas good fortune favoured me (with)

    Twelve Alluring Angels
    Eleven Pretty Pilots (Panting?)
    Ten Ladies Flirting
    Nine Belly Dancers
    Eight Maids-a-Melting
    Seven Sirens Swimming
    Six Girls-a-Laying

    Five Gold G Strings

    Four Calling Girls
    Three French Maids
    Two Tragic Loves
    And a romantic date with Moneypenny


    Seasons greetings, and here's hoping we all get news of a new James Bond movie in production in our Christmas stockings ths year
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited December 25 Posts: 13,954


    I'll Be Double-O for Christmas.
    You're A Mean One, Mr. Hinx.
    Here Comes Twenty-Six! Here Comes Twenty-Six! (Just On Amazon Prime!)


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    Ian Fleming Publications 2016 Christmas Card
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  • SeveSeve The island of Lemoy
    Posts: 443
    From Santa With Love or Rhinestones Are For Re-gifting or Snowraker
    (Scenes from a James Bond Christmas)

    Q – “Open my one next 007”
    Bond – “Alright” (shake, rattle, scratch, scratch, pick, rip, rustle, rustle, rip)
    Bill Tanner – “Not bad 007, but 009 managed to open his in 11.3 seconds”
    Bond – “Mrs Q does a mean job with the wrapping”
    Q – “She’s been working on developing a new super strong cello-tape for months”
    Bond – “What is it Q?”
    Q - “It’s called a snow globe 007”
    Bond – “How does it work?”
    Q – “Well, first you turn it upside down like that, and let all the white flakes settle to the bottom, and then you quickly invert it, so that it’s right side up again, and you get a sort of snow flurry effect, do you see”
    Bond – “Ingenious!”
    Q – “Basic Newtonian physics 007, the transparent sphere is made of glass enclosing a miniaturised scene of some sort, together with water, which serves as the medium through which the "snow" falls. To activate the snow, the globe can be physically shaken to churn up the white particles.”
    Bond – “And there’s a hidden transmitter in the base?”
    Q – “No”
    Bond – “An explosive device then?”
    Q – “No, no, 007, nothing like that, it is Christmas after all”
    Bond – “Then what’s it for?”
    Q – “For? For! It’s not for anything 007, it’s just looks pretty”
    Bond – (hefting it in his hand) “Well, it’s quite solid, I suppose one might use it in a cosh”
    Q – “Really 007! You know sometimes I despair over you”
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    "Christmas only comes once a year"
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