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Noël means Christmas in French, and Father Christmas (Santa Claus) is known as Père Noël.
The latest Aston Martin DB
On the second day of Christmas Q branch gave to me
Two types of gun
And the latest Aston Martin DB
On the third day of Christmas Q branch gave to me
Three throwing knives
Two types of gun
And the latest Aston Martin DB
On the fourth day of Christmas Q branch gave to me
Four false passports
Three throwing knives
Two types of gun
And the latest Aston Martin DB
On the fifth day of Christmas Q branch gave to me
Five golden sovereigns
Four false passports
Three throwing knives
Two types of gun
And the latest Aston Martin DB
etc, with additional spy parafernalia
On the twelfth day of Christmas good fortune favoured me (with)
Twelve Alluring Angels
Eleven Pretty Pilots (Panting?)
Ten Ladies Flirting
Nine Belly Dancers
Eight Maids-a-Melting
Seven Sirens Swimming
Six Girls-a-Laying
Five Gold G Strings
Four Calling Girls
Three French Maids
Two Tragic Loves
And a romantic date with Moneypenny
Seasons greetings, and here's hoping we all get news of a new James Bond movie in production in our Christmas stockings ths year
I'll Be Double-O for Christmas.
You're A Mean One, Mr. Hinx.
Here Comes Twenty-Six! Here Comes Twenty-Six! (Just On Amazon Prime!)
Ian Fleming Publications 2016 Christmas Card
(Scenes from a James Bond Christmas)
Q – “Open my one next 007”
Bond – “Alright” (shake, rattle, scratch, scratch, pick, rip, rustle, rustle, rip)
Bill Tanner – “Not bad 007, but 009 managed to open his in 11.3 seconds”
Bond – “Mrs Q does a mean job with the wrapping”
Q – “She’s been working on developing a new super strong cello-tape for months”
Bond – “What is it Q?”
Q - “It’s called a snow globe 007”
Bond – “How does it work?”
Q – “Well, first you turn it upside down like that, and let all the white flakes settle to the bottom, and then you quickly invert it, so that it’s right side up again, and you get a sort of snow flurry effect, do you see”
Bond – “Ingenious!”
Q – “Basic Newtonian physics 007, the transparent sphere is made of glass enclosing a miniaturised scene of some sort, together with water, which serves as the medium through which the "snow" falls. To activate the snow, the globe can be physically shaken to churn up the white particles.”
Bond – “And there’s a hidden transmitter in the base?”
Q – “No”
Bond – “An explosive device then?”
Q – “No, no, 007, nothing like that, it is Christmas after all”
Bond – “Then what’s it for?”
Q – “For? For! It’s not for anything 007, it’s just looks pretty”
Bond – (hefting it in his hand) “Well, it’s quite solid, I suppose one might use it in a cosh”
Q – “Really 007! You know sometimes I despair over you”