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Biggest laugh out loud moments in a Bond movie?

chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
edited October 2012 in Bond Movies Posts: 17,837
For me:
"Do you mind if my friend sits this one out...she's just dead."
"Alimentary, Dr. Leiter."
"I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up."
"You're that English secret agent, from England!"
"So that's what I've been doing wrong for all these years."

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  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    edited October 2012 Posts: 2,635
    "Don't touch that! Its my lunch."
    *Bond sees tattoo near Wade's butt* "Muffy?"
    "Do you like.. gardening?"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "We gave her a nice honeymoooooooooon"
    "Do I look like I give a damn"
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    I was watching TWINE today, and during the Ski chase, Brosnan jumps over the para-whatever and cuts the parachute with his skis. During the jump, he does a stylized kick, as if in a competition.

    I laugh at it, whether it was intentional or not.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,837
    Just watching TLD and noticed TD's look during the line, "It's a mission, not a fancy dress ball" and that LOOK he gives Saunders was like *are you effing kidding me with this s**t?* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!
  • TheBondFanTheBondFan
    Posts: 822
    Skyfall:
    Q: 007, I'm your new quartermaster.
    Bond: You must be joking...
    Q: Why, because I'm no wearing a lab coat?
    Bond: No, because you still have spots.



    Bond: A gun and a radio, not exactly Christmas.
    Q: What were you expecting? An exploding pen? We don't do that anymore...
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,837
    EXCELLENT!
  • KlausHergesheimerKlausHergesheimer
    edited October 2012 Posts: 152
    TheBondFan wrote:
    Skyfall:
    Q: 007, I'm your new quartermaster.
    Bond: You must be joking...
    Q: Why, because I'm no wearing a lab coat?
    Bond: No, because you still have spots.



    Bond: A gun and a radio, not exactly Christmas.
    Q: What were you expecting? An exploding pen? We don't do that anymore...
    What does he mean by spots?
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    KlausHergesheimer wrote:
    TheBondFan wrote:
    Skyfall:
    Q: 007, I'm your new quartermaster.
    Bond: You must be joking...
    Q: Why, because I'm no wearing a lab coat?
    Bond: No, because you still have spots.



    Bond: A gun and a radio, not exactly Christmas.
    Q: What were you expecting? An exploding pen? We don't do that anymore...
    What does he mean by spots?

    I took it as..
    acne? Was I right?
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,837
    Most likely. :))
  • TheBondFanTheBondFan
    edited October 2012 Posts: 822
    Yep, probably! :D
  • battleshipgreygtbattleshipgreygt
    Posts: 1,220
    TheBondFan wrote:
    Skyfall:
    Q: 007, I'm your new quartermaster.
    Bond: You must be joking...
    Q: Why, because I'm no wearing a lab coat?
    Bond: No, because you still have spots.



    Bond: A gun and a radio, not exactly Christmas.
    Q: What were you expecting? An exploding pen? We don't do that anymore...

    That whole exchange is very funny.
    Q: A grand old warship being ignominiously hauled away for scrap. The inevitability of time, don't you think? What do you see?

    Bond: A bloody big ship. Excuse me...

    Q: 007...I'm your new quartermaster.

    Bond: You must be joking.

    Q: Why? Because I'm not wearing a lab coat?

    Bond: Because you still have spots.

    Q: I'll hazard I can do more damage on my laptop sitting in my pajamas than you can do in a year in the field.

    Bond: Oh, well then why do you need me?

    Q: Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled.

    Bond: Or not pulled. It's hard to know which in your pajamas....Q.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,837
    Great!
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    edited October 2012 Posts: 4,399
    not really a laugh out loud moment - but i did get a good chuckle from this - it's from a released clip from Skyfall...
    after Bond shoots Silva (presumably in the hand) as he's climbing up a ladder..

    Silva: "You got me... now, here's your prize. The latest thing from my local toy store, it's called radio.."

    Silva presses button on jacket - the ceiling behind Bond gets blown out - Bond is unharmed.

    Silva: (at the explosion) "Wooooo."

    Bond: "I do hope that wasn't for me."

    Silva    : (laughing) "No...... but that is."

    Bond turns around to see a subway train plunging through the open hole in the ceiling right towards him.
  • BangOnTimeBangOnTime
    Posts: 58
    From Quantum of Solace:
    Right after Mathis dies, and next cut he just throws him into a dumpster. I didn't expect that. xD

    From GoldenEye: When Bond drives the tank with the horse statue on top.
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    @BangOnTime

    you could probably drop the spoiler tag from the QOS scene - most of us here have seen it ;-)

  • BangOnTimeBangOnTime
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    HASEROT wrote:
    @BangOnTime

    you could probably drop the spoiler tag from the QOS scene - most of us here have seen it ;-)

    You're probably right, but you never know. ;)
  • 0iker00iker0
    Posts: 501
    Moonraker:
    -What's Bond doing?
    -I think he's attempting reentry sir!

  • jorbri66jorbri66
    Posts: 39
    Pussy Galore: "get up"

    *007 pulls pussy to the floor and gets up*

    James Bond: "certainly"
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
    Posts: 7,585
    I find that Connery's line delivery contributed to the laugh out loud moments.

    Two moments in Thunderball..

    Firstly when he sets the alarm off and tells one lady 'Do you think it's the front doorbell' to which Pam says 'You have had quite enough exercise for one night' leading to Bond's classic 'Funny you should say that'.

    Secondly, when he finds Fiona in his bath, he smiles at her and says 'Hellooo'.

    Only Leslie Phillips and Charles Hawtry can say 'hello' and make it sound funny. Add to that list Sean Connery.

    It's all in the delivery Mr Brosnan and Mr Dalton, all in the delivery.
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    edited October 2012 Posts: 11,189
    Secondly, when he finds Fiona in his bath, he smiles at her and says 'Hellooo'.

    I like that one too :))

    I also like the way Connery says "yess" sometimes in his films.

    Actually a couple of moments I did laugh were in FRWL in a scene between Bond and Kerim:

    Bond: "leave it to me she'll do anything I say"

    Kerim: is that all you want?
    Bond: well... (smirks and the two laugh).
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    @BAIN123

    one unintentionally LOL moment for me in FRWL, is the lousy punch Bond lays out the russian guard with. :O)
  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    HASEROT wrote:
    @BAIN123

    one unintentionally LOL moment for me in FRWL, is the lousy punch Bond lays out the russian guard with. :O)

    He barely touched him :))

  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    BAIN123 wrote:
    HASEROT wrote:
    @BAIN123

    one unintentionally LOL moment for me in FRWL, is the lousy punch Bond lays out the russian guard with. :O)

    He barely touched him :))

    it would've been more convincing to have the guard slip on a banana peel and knock himself out
  • Master_DaharkMaster_Dahark
    Posts: 4,813
    I've only seen Brosnan's and Craig's movies in the theatre so far, but off the top on my head I remember in Casino Royale, the whole audience roared with laughter at Bond's 'died scratching my balls' line.
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    Posts: 11,189
    Master_Dahark wrote:
    I've only seen Brosnan's and Craig's movies in the theatre so far, but off the top on my head I remember in Casino Royale, the whole audience roared with laughter at Bond's 'died scratching my balls' line.

    With me it was the "that last hand...nearly killed me" line.
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    BAIN123 wrote:
    Master_Dahark wrote:
    I've only seen Brosnan's and Craig's movies in the theatre so far, but off the top on my head I remember in Casino Royale, the whole audience roared with laughter at Bond's 'died scratching my balls' line.

    With me it was the "that last hand...nearly killed me" line.

    me personally, in CR.. it was - when Bond tells Vesper her cover name is "Broadchest", and her reaction towards it lol... and the "you wanna do what to me??"

  • Signed_By_RogerMooreSigned_By_RogerMoore
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    Moonraker...and that pigeon makes me laugh everytime. Just brilliant
  • DCisaredDCisared Liverpool
    edited October 2012 Posts: 1,329
    The spy who loved me - when roger is pulling all them facial expressions and making them sarcy comments about Anya and her poor driving of the van :))
  • BestBelugaBestBeluga
    Posts: 14
    There's the bit in FRWL during the fight with Grant where Bond trys to jump on him, cat-like and ends up on his belly. Always makes me laugh when I see it
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    I love Bond and Q in LTK.

    *Bond gets denied by Pam*

    "I hope you don't snore, Q."

    That gets me every time, and Tim plays it so well! =))
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