You always know its bond when...

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  • When James bond uses a digger to rip the end of a train carriage, alas would have been better if i avoided trailers that really do spoil movies.
  • When you see a white long haired cat being stroked.
  • When white dots roll across the screen to start a gunbarrel.

    When a man can have sex more than anyone else and remain STD free.

    When an Aston Martin, Lotus or BMW is kitted out with gadgets.
    When you see a white long haired cat being stroked.

    That one could be the first Austin Powers film ;)
  • When white dots roll across the screen to start a gunbarrel.

    When a man can have sex more than anyone else and remain STD free.

    When an Aston Martin, Lotus or BMW is kitted out with gadgets.
    When you see a white long haired cat being stroked.

    That one could be the first Austin Powers film ;)

    Oh yes, I forgot about that! Mr Bigglesworth wasn't it? I haven't seen that movie for years.

    Ok, you know it's a Bond movie when you see a man close a padded door in an office and turn to meet the glare of a man sat behind a desk.
  • When white dots roll across the screen to start a gunbarrel.

    When a man can have sex more than anyone else and remain STD free.

    When an Aston Martin, Lotus or BMW is kitted out with gadgets.
    When you see a white long haired cat being stroked.

    That one could be the first Austin Powers film ;)

    Oh yes, I forgot about that! Mr Bigglesworth wasn't it? I haven't seen that movie for years.

    Ok, you know it's a Bond movie when you see a man close a padded door in an office and turn to meet the glare of a man sat behind a desk.

    And handed a mission briefing with for your eyes only written on it.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,789
    ...when you hear that whoosh/whistle-like noise in the middle of an explosion sound effect.
  • When A-ha is featured in a non-Norwegian movie soundtrack.
  • DCisaredDCisared Liverpool
    Posts: 1,329
    when bond raises a martini to the asian goons that are going to try and kill him when he leaves :D
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited November 2012 Posts: 2,629
    When you're tied up to a chair, either getting caressed or ball smashed by another man, and can still joke about it.
  • edited November 2012 Posts: 5,745
    When you fall 300 feet off a moving train after being shot, twice, and dragged underwater by a giant hand and managing to make back to work within a few months.
  • When you see a guy windsurfing.
  • JWESTBROOK wrote:
    When you fall 300 feet off a moving train after being shot, twice, and dragged underwater by a giant hand and managing to make back to work within a few weeks.

    It was actually over 3 months
  • Posts: 5,745
    TheBondFan wrote:
    JWESTBROOK wrote:
    When you fall 300 feet off a moving train after being shot, twice, and dragged underwater by a giant hand and managing to make back to work within a few months.

    It was actually over 3 months

    So it was.
  • When you walk out of the movie theater thinking to yourself (depending on your gender/sexual preference) all men/women want you, and all men/women want to be you.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Your heart flutters as the Bond theme accompanies the DB5's entrance!
  • When you're watching a man walking around a Casino wearing a tux and sipping a certain drink.
  • Your heart flutters as the Bond theme accompanies the DB5's entrance!

    I got butterflies in my stomach every time I saw that in theaters! Amazing scene.
  • Posts: 6,432
    When James Bond sleeps with the mistress of the villain. The mistress gets tortured or dies.
  • SuperheroSithSuperheroSith SE London
    Posts: 578
    When you put a James Bond DVD in.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    When you hear this sound effect. (Though I have heard it in several other films beside Bond films.)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2013 Posts: 14,553
    When the quartermaster of an intelligence agency tells one of its spies to grow up and return equipment in pristine order for once.
  • edited March 2013 Posts: 2,189
    When attractive women are always flirty and coming on to you and are willing to go back to your hotel room even though your a total stranger. Wish that happened to me ever, let alone all the time.
  • Posts: 6,432
    When attractive women are always flirty and coming on to you and are willing to go back to your hotel room even though your a total stranger. Wish that happened to me ever, let alone all the time.

    That does not happen to me as much is it used to. ;-)
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
    edited August 2017 Posts: 9,020
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