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Let's have some fun: Your Top 5 Ugliest/Prettiest Bond Girls!

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  • TheBondFanTheBondFan
    Posts: 822
    Prettiest:
    1. Severine
    2. Elektra
    3. Solitaire
    4. Kara
    5. Strawberry
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    SirHenryLeeChaChing wrote:
    chrisisall wrote:
    00Beast wrote:
    Dog Ugly Bond Girls:

    -Kara Milovy
    -Kissy Suzuki
    -Paris Carver
    -Bianca (girl from the OP pre-title sequence)
    -Pussy Galore
    I will not comment negatively on the misfortunes of the legally blind.


    :)) True, but give him time he's still a pup even for a teen and his tastes will likely change. I agree sort of with Honor Blackman, she never did anything for me. Hatcher was so hot in "Tango And Cash", the other three I'll never understand.



    PRETTIEST-

    1. Mie Hama/Kissy Suzuki- The "Brigitte Bardot" of Japan. If you love Asian women you simply cannot do better than this. A living goddess.
    2. Sophie Marceau/Elektra King- in a country much revered for their beautiful women, I've yet to see better.
    3. Caroline Munro/Naomi- I'd be banned for describing what that helicopter wink does for me. Sir Rog had it right, such a handsome craft ;)
    4. Caterina Murino/Solange Dimitrios- Evening gown, bathing suit, she's hot and can question me any time she likes!
    5. Berenice Marlohe/Severine- pure class and style in her casino scene, I will definitely be following her career, what an inspired choice. Her standing in the tower across from Bond, wind blowing her hair, something so iconic about all of it :)


    UGLIEST- (only women Bond has been intimate with to some degree count, this does not apply to Irma Bunt, Rosa Klebb, or others he has not)

    1. Grace Jones/May Day
    2. Gloria Hendry/Rosie Carver- a coincidence that the top 2 are black, there are some very pretty ones out there but these two are atrocious.
    3. Carmen duSautoy/Zaida- bleccccch
    4. Corinne Clery/Corinne Dufour- a hairy beast and abnormality in a series full of beautiful women representing France. Even Blanche Ravalec in her Dolly disguise beats this. JB Fan joins the legally blind list for ranking this thing #1 ;)
    5. Angela Scoular/Ruby Bartlett- she just looks terrible here, and didn't need to.
    HM- Carey Lowell/Pam Bouvier- after the wig came off.
    Can I have a nickel for every time in your life you have called Mie "A Living Goddess"? ;)
    You really truly ought to write her a fan letter. She'd probably appreciate it (if she is still with us; I don't know ...)
  • thelivingroyalethelivingroyale
    edited December 2012 Posts: 12,837
    @SirHenryLeeChaChing Not a fan of girls with short hair then?

    Prettiest

    1) Severine
    2) Pam Bouvier
    3) Elektra
    4) Solitaire
    5) Solange

    Ugliest

    1) Rosa Klebb
    2) GF machine gun granny
    3) M (if she counts as the Bond girl of SF like lots are saying then I'm including her)
    4) May Day
    5) Irma Bunt. Wait, I forget Madonna. Tie between these two, yeah lets go with that.
  • SaintMarkSaintMark
    Posts: 7,653
    The only woman who I found really scary was Grace Jones but perhaps that is just me.

    For the rest most of those lovely ladies that played their parts in the 007 saga are of the level of dreamgirl.
  • SirHenryLeeChaChingSirHenryLeeChaChing
    Posts: 3,494
    @ 4Ever- I can't help it, she is! She's still alive as far as I know, but you'll have to transcribe the letter for me because there is always a translator present when she is interviewed for English publications.

    @ TLR- No, I do not like women with mannish haircuts, not even a little.

    @ Mark- Jones scares everyone who isn't legally blind so you're not alone :)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited December 2012 Posts: 12,480
    Okay, I will get it translated by a friend - let's do it! I am serious. A well written, thoughtful fan letter to Mie Hama would be outstanding, SirHenry.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    I just don't see how anyone can find Halle Berry ugly.
  • SirHenryLeeChaChingSirHenryLeeChaChing
    Posts: 3,494
    Creasy47 wrote:
    I just don't see how anyone can find Halle Berry ugly.

    She's not, which is just more one reason not to like DAD and to fire the hair stylist.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    @SirHenryLeeChaChing, I prefer her short hair. I just don't think she looks great with long hair, and honestly, she's one of the only women I can think of that can pull off a short haircut. I don't mind it.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Creasy47 wrote:
    @SirHenryLeeChaChing, I prefer her short hair. I just don't think she looks great with long hair, and honestly, she's one of the only women I can think of that can pull off a short haircut. I don't mind it.

    It was horrible at first, it really bugged me. It looked better a few shots, or days, later when the top slicked back part had relaxed into mini bangs. But I prefer her hair longer, too - or at least not that stupid haircut in particular.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    SirHenryLeeChaChing wrote:
    @ 4Ever- I can't help it, she is! She's still alive as far as I know, but you'll have to transcribe the letter for me because there is always a translator present when she is interviewed for English publications.

    @ TLR- No, I do not like women with mannish haircuts, not even a little.

    @ Mark- Jones scares everyone who isn't legally blind so you're not alone :)

    When did it become set in stone that short hair is exclusive to males? Many women can pull off short hair very well, and Carey as Pam fits the bill. Not only does she have a gorgeous face, her legs are a masterpiece.
  • thelivingroyalethelivingroyale
    edited December 2012 Posts: 12,837
    I don't think she's the very hottest but she is my favourite Bond girl, and I think she has the best legs out of all the Bond girls.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    SirHenryLeeChaChing wrote:
    @ 4Ever- I can't help it, she is! She's still alive as far as I know, but you'll have to transcribe the letter for me because there is always a translator present when she is interviewed for English publications.

    @ TLR- No, I do not like women with mannish haircuts, not even a little.

    @ Mark- Jones scares everyone who isn't legally blind so you're not alone :)

    When did it become set in stone that short hair is exclusive to males? Many women can pull off short hair very well, and Carey as Pam fits the bill. Not only does she have a gorgeous face, her legs are a masterpiece.

    Short hair is not in any way exclusive to men; I just like longer hair usually. Carey wears short hair much better than many. That one haircut, though, is not good. Yes, I know the guys rave about her legs. They certainly look long. :)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-M6GI-okA0RA/UE66oltKheI/AAAAAAAAAiY/RpPVw7BDDWY/s1600/$(KGrHqF,!qEE9d9LigOPBPc1jbO3Rw~~60_57.JPG
    http://cf2.imgobject.com/t/p/original/gofH6jMZLo8AEC7YUExigYiCjSa.jpg
    http://www.imagesofsexywomen.com/actress/TV-Video-DVD/law-order/Carey-Lowell-Photograph-Lingerie.jpg
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wgcxTmjP1r4rcf7.jpg
    http://jakemcmillan.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/pam-bouvier-carey-lowell-hot-licence-to-kill-5.jpg?w=700

    Nuff said.
  • thelordflasheartthelordflasheart
    Posts: 1,370
    SirHenryLeeChaChing wrote:
    @ TLR- No, I do not like women with mannish haircuts, not even a little.

    If you think that Lowell has a "mannish" hairstyle in LTK then I suspect the men where you live are very different than the ones where I live!

    Short hair never bothers me on a woman; it's still the same face. Mind you, I lived through the early 90s when short hair on women was all the rage so I was used to it being the most stylish, sexy hair that a woman could have. So Carey Lowell was actually ahead of her time!

  • DB5DB5
    Posts: 408
    Rosa Klebb and Irma Bunt aren't "Bond Girls," they're either villains or henchmen (or more appropriately henchwomen). Fiona Volpe, Helga Brandt and MayDay are more appropriately referred to as "Black Widows." They mate with Bond but with the express purpose of killing him afterward.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Ugliest Bond Girls ? Does such a thing exist in the world of James Bond ?

    I'll do a short list with all due respect to those named, and it's in no order either, as I don't think I could rank them -

    Lois Chiles / Holly Goodhead
    Lana Wood / Plenty O Toole
    Maryam d'Abo / Kara Milovy
    Denise Richards / Christmas Jones
    Honor Blackman / Pussy Galore

    Prettiest - again - in no order

    Jane Seymour / Solitaire
    Barbara Bach / Anya Amasova
    Ursula Andress / Honey Ryder
    Luciana Paluzzi / Fiona Volpe
    Corrine Clery / Corrine Dufour
  • thelivingroyalethelivingroyale
    edited December 2012 Posts: 12,837
    DB5 wrote:
    Rosa Klebb and Irma Bunt aren't "Bond Girls," they're either villains or henchmen (or more appropriately henchwomen). Fiona Volpe, Helga Brandt and MayDay are more appropriately referred to as "Black Widows." They mate with Bond but with the express purpose of killing him afterward.

    Alright then fine, I'll change it.

    Ugliest

    1) M
    2) May Day
    3) Madonna

    And that's it. If I can't include Klebb, etc, I can't think of any more.
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
    Posts: 2,722
    5 Most attractive to me (I can't do 'ugliest' - that's just ridiculous even in the most subjective.)

    Tatiana Romanova - The Bond girl of Bond girls for me. After being told that her nightie is inappropriate she replies...'Then I will take it off'...
    Fiona Volpe - hottest femme fatale - bond film or otherwise.
    Honey Ryder - it's Ursula freaking Andress!
    Domino Duvall - Spending 80% of your screen time in a bikini will catch the eye.
    Vesper Lynd - Eva Green is stunning and I was actually made to care about the character. Lethal combination!

    I want to put Tanya Roberts because she is beautiful but my god her character was annoying.
    I also want to put Jinx because Halle Berry is also gorgeous but is disqualified because she starred in Die Another Day.
  • LeiterStrombergLeiterStromberg
    Posts: 75
    Prettiest:
    1. Domino
    2. Kissy
    3. Lupe
    4. Kara
    5. Plenty\Tanya\Elektra\Honey\Naomi

    Have any of you actually seen Maryam d' Abo (Kara Milovy) anywhere other than TLD?Look her up. I don't know how her name manages to come up so often. I could say the same for Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight.)
  • thelivingroyalethelivingroyale
    Posts: 12,837
    Britt Ekland was in the Wicker Man. That's all I know her for apart from TMWTGG.
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
    Posts: 2,722
    I think she was a bit of a 70s 'it girl' - bit of modelling, bit of acting, affairs with famous guys like Peter Sellers and Rod Stewart.
  • SirHenryLeeChaChingSirHenryLeeChaChing
    edited December 2012 Posts: 3,494
    LeiterStromberg wrote:
    Prettiest:
    1. Domino
    2. Kissy
    3. Lupe
    4. Kara
    5. Plenty\Tanya\Elektra\Honey\Naomi

    Have any of you actually seen Maryam d' Abo (Kara Milovy) anywhere other than TLD?Look her up. I don't know how her name manages to come up so often. I could say the same for Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight.)

    You have excellent taste sir!
    thelordflasheart wrote:
    SirHenryLeeChaChing wrote:
    @ TLR- No, I do not like women with mannish haircuts, not even a little.

    If you think that Lowell has a "mannish" hairstyle in LTK then I suspect the men where you live are very different than the ones where I live!

    Short hair never bothers me on a woman; it's still the same face. Mind you, I lived through the early 90s when short hair on women was all the rage so I was used to it being the most stylish, sexy hair that a woman could have. So Carey Lowell was actually ahead of her time!

    I honestly don't know what other men around here think, all I know is that I simply don't like hair shorter than shoulder length on a woman and find those haircuts very, very unflattering. I didn't like it when my mother did that when I was a teen. I like to run my hands through and be able to grab a handful, not a fingerful of a woman's hair, the longer and lusher the better. What else can I say, it's just my opinion.

  • CWoody118CWoody118
    Posts: 1
    no 1 caroline munro
    no 2 caroline munro
    no 3 caroline munro
    no 4 caroline munro
    no 5 caroline munro
    sorry but there is no comparison ...simply stunning
  • KillDravenKillDraven
    edited April 2013 Posts: 1
    **In no particular order

    Prettiest

    1. Aki from You Only Live Twice
    2. Wai Lin from Tomorrow Never Dies
    3. Solitaire from Live and Let Die
    4. Electra King from World is Not Enough
    5. Bibi Dahl from For Your Eyes Only

    Maybe it's the combination of her accent and the fact that she could totally kick my ass but Michelle Yeoh absolutely turns me on. I'm surprised so many classify her under the category of ugliest but hey, it's all a matter of opinion.

    Ugliest

    1. May Day from A View To A Kill
    2. Jinx Johnson from Die Another Day
    3. Pam Bouvier from License to Kill
    4. Rosie Carver from Live and Let Die
    5. Pussy Galore from Goldfinger

    Like another poster mentioned, I'm a huge fan of Black women too but none of the Bond women that have been Black have done it for me.
  • MaxRebo120MaxRebo120
    Posts: 136
    4EverBonded wrote:
    Can I have a nickel for every time in your life you have called Mie "A Living Goddess"? ;)
    You really truly ought to write her a fan letter. She'd probably appreciate it (if she is still with us; I don't know ...)
    Yes, she's stil lwish us. If I'm not mistaken, she's a teacher at an acting school in Japan.
  • timmertimmer
    Posts: 4,622
    Top 5
    1. Jill St. John as Tiffany
    2. Britt Ekland as Goodnight
    3. Denise Richards as Christmas
    4. Tanya Roberts as Stacey
    5. Maud Adams as Andrea Anders


    There are no actual uglies. We are talking Bond girls.
  • doubleoegodoubleoego #LightWork
    edited April 2013 Posts: 11,139
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    http://www.imagesofsexywomen.com/actress/TV-Video-DVD/law-order/Carey-Lowell-Photograph-Lingerie.jpg

    Anyone know where this can be found in hi-def?

  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Don't think any surviving former Bond girl actresses would appreciate being called 'ugly' but why not an update on this. Top five best looking beauties (maybe different from before)

    #1 Jane Seymour
    #2 Barbara Bach
    #3 Luciana Paluzzi
    #4 Ursula Andress
    #5 Lynn Holly Johnson

    ugliest (if such a thing exists)

    #1 Grace Jones
    #2 Halle Berry
    #3 Lana Wood
    #4 Maryam d'Abo
    #5 Diana Rigg
  • timmertimmer
    edited April 2013 Posts: 4,622
    Ok, I will bite. My least favourite lookers, and I'm not going to include Grace Jones. She's more of a henchwoman than a Bond babe. Same with Bambi and Thumper.

    In no particular order, here's my five
    Lyn Holly Johnson as Bibi
    Gloria Hendry as Rosie
    Caroline Munro as Naomi (sacrilege in some quarters I know)
    Carmen du Sautoy as Saida
    Angela Scoular as Ruby

    All 5 above are fine figures of womanhood, but I had to find 5 leasts, so I did.
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