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(I think only 2 words each will be a bit difficult ... but let's try!)
with the flow...
never followed...
a volcano hollowed...
in missions big and small...
As Bond walks tall....
never does he ask
Just says "let's"
as part of the task.
though once he drove into a wall
and according to M he is an exemplar of British fortitude.
Loves them and leaves them.
Who has the time for real relationships?
he'll never miss to introduce his name...
Striking for a kill
is rather fond
of ...
Yet his finger is always on the trig........
Always off the wagon.
He's had a fight near a Komodo Dragon.
has many tricks
And he knows
when you've had your six.
So he doesnt play nice.
But his names so nice.
He says it twice.
Hes twice as nice
With Girls his vice.
With a roll of the dice.
He ll put you on ice.
Lice mice and rice. ~ 3 things Japan is known for ~
towards danger, excitement and Pussy Galore.
Or yelling in a huff THATS NOT THE SOAP.
Provided by Q
Is very neat -
But at the end of the day,
Bond likes to rely on his Walther PPK.
Hell drown you in a pond.
I've had my fill
Of Greene
I'll skip this scene
Snoozefest Solace
Flopped at the box office
Dench dies in Skayfll
Tear pierce Bonds eye like a bullet shot
Is it hot?
Piping.
Let it rise
Put another load
On the burner
Hes a punning lingiust.
Oh ya and hes english.
I have been at peace recently and have turned to spirituality so that may explain the pastoral flavour of my writings....
What if Bond set up a farm?
Sweat on the brow...
Plough.
Milk the cow....
Plough.
Boy what a day...
Plough.
Feed the sow...
Plough.
"Come in my darling for some chow"...
Plough.
Talk to Zao he's good now...
Plough.
With seed, these baron lands, I endow...
Plough. Plough. Plough.
Every one here thinks Im a troll.
Which is a bit mean IMO.
Lets drop it tho mate and get back on topic.
Hes James Bond of the Secret Service
His name is James cos its not Jervis.