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Favourite Bond One-liner

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    @SharkBait, it's:

    "My name is Pussy Galore."
    "I must be dreaming."
  • SharkBaitSharkBait
    edited August 2011 Posts: 2,107
    Okay, It's been a while since I last saw the movies I quoted.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Shame, they're excellent quotes!
  • JBFan626JBFan626
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    "I was referring to the original vintage sir, 1851"
  • SharkBaitSharkBait
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    Good day gentlemen. I was out walking my rat and seem to have lost my way.

    (or something similar to that)
  • whisperwhisper
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    Vesper; how was your lamb
    Bond; skewered, one sympathisies
    "I was referring to the original vintage sir, 1851"
    That complete scene with Bond , M and colonel Smithers(I think) is superb
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Vesper: "There are dinner jackets and dinner jackets; this is the latter. And I need you looking like a man that belongs at that table."
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
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    "Bollinger '75 !"
  • LAWNMOWERMANLAWNMOWERMAN
    edited August 2011 Posts: 163
    OHMSS > "this never happened to the other fellow"

    GE > ONATOPP "you don't need the gun..."
    BOND "well, that depends on your definition of safe sex"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    When Bond asks Stacy if she is still there at the end of 'AVTAK', she says 'You betcha!'

    Found that to be a very relaxed response.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Dr. No: "That's a Dom Perignon 55, it'd be a pity to break it."(Bond lets go and sits)
    Bond: "I prefer the 53 myself."
  • 00Beast00Beast
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    Bond to Gobinda: "I don't suppose you'd care for a nightcap?"
    Makes me laugh every time!
  • GeorgeLazenbyGeorgeLazenby
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    "You'll need to be."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    @00Beast, I love that part, haha. When I saw it a few days back, I so hoped he would turn and ask that before going back into his room.
  • 00Beast00Beast
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    Zorin: "Hahaha! You amuse me, Mr. Bond."
    Bond: "Oh, it's not mutual."

    I love the cold look in Bond's eye as he says this. Roger Moore played this scene brilliantly!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    That he did, @00Beast!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    James Bond: My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for Queen and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
  • H007MERH007MER
    edited August 2011 Posts: 136
    Sir Rog in the bedroom scene with Solitaire;

    "Well, there's no sense in going off half-cocked"

    Also, in Octopussy, when a bundle of cash saves his life;

    "Thank God for hard currency"
  • SharkBaitSharkBait
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    From Octopussy ; "You may need this to play with your asp."
  • doubleoegodoubleoego #LightWork
    edited August 2011 Posts: 11,139
    Bond and Largo shooting clay pigeons.

    Bond: perhaps you'd call one for me. It looks terriblly difficult.

    BLAM

    Bond: why no it isn't is it.

  • do_me_nicelydo_me_nicely Banned
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    "I guess we all have to pay the piper sometimes Q"
  • MartinBondMartinBond Trying not to muck it up again
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    A few from the good old Roger days:

    *gets thrown into the alley, against the wall*
    "Thank you."

    "But James, I need you!"
    "So does England!"

    I love that line and i'm not even English...

    "aaaaaa" * pof*
    "... What a helpfull chap."

    "Can you play any other tune?"
    "Would you like mé to drive?"

    all of those lines together with moore's happyface, I bet Barbara had laughed a million times before that take was done.

    "you are sensitive, Mr. Bond."
    "About some things."

    Shows Bond's human side for one of the first times since OHMSS.

    "they're looking for a car. A man and a woman."
    "...And a Cello"

    The "frustration" about it does it for me.

    "I'm just a professional doink a jop!"
    *BLAM*
    "...Me to."

    Love it. This has just become serious...
  • 00Beast00Beast
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    "Yes, I thought I saw a spectre at your shoulder."
    Bond to Largo, casino scene in Thunderball
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    Connery DAF 'but wrong pussy'

    Moore Live and Let Die 'Just being disarming darling' and 'you should never go in there without a mongoose'

    Moore Moonraker 'why didn't he buy the eiffel tower too' and 'play it again sam'

    Dalton LTK 'You earned it, you keep it, old buddy'

    Brosnan TWINE 'You meant nothing to me, just one last screw'

    Lazenby OHMSS 'just a slight stiffness coming on, in the shoulder'

    Connery DAF 'one of us smells like a tarts handkerchief' and 'I was just taking my rat for a walk and seemed to have lost my way'
  • DiscoVolanteDiscoVolante Stockholm, Sweden
    edited August 2011 Posts: 1,347
    "She's had her kicks"

    "What are you doing...looking for shells?
    "No, I'm just looking"

    "What a handsome craft, such lovely lines"
    Love these three as well. "That's a quite nice little nothing you're almost wearing" is another favourite.

  • Artemis81Artemis81 In Christmas Land
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    Love this one from TSWLM:
    "Mmm, maybe I misjudged Stromberg. Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad. "
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    If only Bach had shot Moore at the end of that episode we could of been spared Moonraker.

    >:p
  • Artemis81Artemis81 In Christmas Land
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    Recently watched "Moonraker" for the first time, I kinda enjoyed it. Speaking of which:

    Dr. Holly Goodhead: Hang on!
    James Bond: The thought had occurred to me.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    when I watch Moonraker I'm usually standing on my head after five pitchers of beer



    X_X
  • shadowonthesunshadowonthesun Banned
    edited August 2011 Posts: 1,894
    Leiter: "Incan Exportale; buenos noches."
    Bond: "You know, you really should just say 'CIA', Felix. The cab driver told me where the office was."

    Mobster: "Hey! I got a brudda!"
    Bond: "Small world."
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