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007 merchandise: The missed opportunities

saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
edited October 2013 in Bond Movies Posts: 987
Over the decades there have been all sorts of Bond merchandise from 007 vodka to James Bond socks, but I'm a little worried that EON and it's corporate partners may not have quite squeezed every last penny out of us, could it be that there are some great missed opportunities regarding Bond related merchandise? Maybe we could have Live And Let Die Alligator shower mats, Licence to Kill Sanchez talcum powder, A View To A Kill shotgun salt and pepper condiment dispenser, The Man With The Golden Gun Karate school pyjamas or Skyfall Severine drink coasters.

So have you any great 007 merchandise ideas?* If so here's the place to share them.


* The stupider the better! :)
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  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    Posts: 5,080
    Die Another Day toilet paper.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    MayDayDiVicenzo wrote:
    Die Another Day toilet paper.

    It's not fit to wipe my arse! ;-)
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    Posts: 5,080
    WillyGalore wrote:
    MayDayDiVicenzo wrote:
    Die Another Day toilet paper.

    It's not fit to wipe my arse! ;-)

    Oh dear! :D
  • retrokittyretrokitty The Couv
    Posts: 380
    I like the talc idea.

    Off the top of my head, here's what I'd buy...

    Dr. No bug spray.
    TLD cello-shaped sleds for kids.
    Moneypenny lipstick.
    Kerim Bey Turkish coffee maker.




  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    Posts: 987
    Casino Royale Le Chiffre's torture chair novelty toilet seat.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited October 2013 Posts: 6,396
    Jaws branded dental floss
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    Posts: 987
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Jaws branded dental floss

    That would be amazing, especially if it was shaped to look like that cable he bit in Moonraker!
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
    Posts: 17,801
    retrokitty wrote:
    TLD cello-shaped sleds for kids.

    That'd be something to declare!
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Something like the 'croc disguise from Octopussy, or 'loaded dice' game ? Maybe a toy Komodo Dragon idea from Skyfall ? Donald Grant garrotte type watch with harmless material. X-ray specs could be put to some use and you can't leave out a View to a Kill type snooper robot, but doubtless they're already in use. Wish I could find other ideas but maybe another time. Della and Felix type lighter could be beneficial as the ones I use aren't much damn good often enough
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    Posts: 987
    Baltimore_007 wrote:
    Something like the 'croc disguise from Octopussy, or 'loaded dice' game ? Maybe a toy Komodo Dragon idea from Skyfall ? Donald Grant garrotte type watch with harmless material. X-ray specs could be put to some use and you can't leave out a View to a Kill type snooper robot, but doubtless they're already in use. Wish I could find other ideas but maybe another time. Della and Felix type lighter could be beneficial as the ones I use aren't much damn good often enough

    Maybe they could do a Octopussy crocodile sleeping bag, I'd buy one!

  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited October 2013 Posts: 4,520
    Silva's Toothpaste. :D

    Q Robijn. Robijn doing the Bonte! Was at Ben Wishaw. Q: Of course i must be sjure my pyjamy stay pink and that;s why i use Robijn Color.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
    Posts: 3,144
    M_Balje wrote:
    Silva's Toothpaste. :D

    Q Robijn. Robijn doing the Bonte! Was at Ben Wishaw. Q: Of course i must be sjure my pyjamy stay pink and that;s why i use Robijn Color.
    Gentleman &Ladies May I present the return of the Flying Dutchman !
  • TracyTracy
    Posts: 1,708
    DN control room playset
    FRWL Blofelds cabin diorama
    GF Fort Knox interior playset
    YOLT volcano playset (the primitive french one doesn'r cut it)
    OHMSS PG playset
    DAF oil rig
    LALD croc farm
    TSWLM Liparus interior playset & Atlantis interior
    MR inca pyramid & space station
    AVTAK remote control blimp & silver mine interior
    TLD Hercules plane & the bridge (it could be takene apart by pushing some kinda switch)

    They never really used the licence to full effect , so much more could've been done with it :(
  • CriticAndProudCriticAndProud
    Posts: 27
    Silva Brand Faulty Cyanide - Guaranteed to make you mouth look like a wombat hole :D

    An Authentic Goldfinger Seagull Hat
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    I'd say plastic replicas of James Bond gadgets for kids. Like those "Spy Gadget" toys they sell for kids. (Most of which are pretty cool.) but at a nice price. Not really expensive like the good replicas.

    Model kits of the Moonraker Space Station.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,582
    Indeed. I'm especially interested in the watches and pen toys. I'm on a mission to collect the Bond branded ones, and also to make some screen accurate.

    I've designed transformer toys in my 3D program, and had an idea for a silver PPK that transforms into the DB5.
  • doubleohdaddoubleohdad
    Posts: 1,146
    Would be great to have sound/music CDs of the films so we could hear the film while driving.
  • DeJunkanoooDeJunkanooo Banned
    Posts: 25
    Connery Bond chest hair in a can. warms you right up if you're like me and can't grow body hair.
  • AgentJamesBond007AgentJamesBond007 Vesper’s grave
    Posts: 2,632
    Connery toupee.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited November 2013 Posts: 14,582
    An official Daniel Craig little finger that comes with 5 different settings and speeds.

    Although, I would never buy one...
  • RC7RC7
    Posts: 10,512
    doubleohdad wrote:
    Would be great to have sound/music CDs of the films so we could hear the film while driving.

    In the good old short-lived days of the mini-disc, I used to record the films direct from my TV so I could listen to them while travelling.
  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
    Posts: 2,541
    RC7 wrote:
    doubleohdad wrote:
    Would be great to have sound/music CDs of the films so we could hear the film while driving.

    In the good old short-lived days of the mini-disc, I used to record the films direct from my TV so I could listen to them while travelling.
    I recorded them on cassette... I guess I´m a little older...
  • RC7RC7
    Posts: 10,512
    ggl007 wrote:
    RC7 wrote:
    doubleohdad wrote:
    Would be great to have sound/music CDs of the films so we could hear the film while driving.

    In the good old short-lived days of the mini-disc, I used to record the films direct from my TV so I could listen to them while travelling.
    I recorded them on cassette... I guess I´m a little older...

    Oh, I used to have a cassette recorder, just no knowledge of how to record from VHS.
  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
    Posts: 2,541
    RC7 wrote:
    ggl007 wrote:
    RC7 wrote:
    doubleohdad wrote:
    Would be great to have sound/music CDs of the films so we could hear the film while driving.

    In the good old short-lived days of the mini-disc, I used to record the films direct from my TV so I could listen to them while travelling.
    I recorded them on cassette... I guess I´m a little older...

    Oh, I used to have a cassette recorder, just no knowledge of how to record from VHS.
    Direct from TV, of course!!!
    :D
  • LudovicoLudovico
    Posts: 15,124
    How about a James Bond cookery book? Does that exist already? With Béarnaise sauce recipe, sole meunière recipe, etc.
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
    Posts: 9,117
    How about Corgi release some f*****g cars for the f*****g 50th annif*****gversary?

    Not funny but I've got it off my chest.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited November 2013 Posts: 18,281
    A Golden Gun that dismantles like the one in the film version. It could even be made by Callibri, like in the film. I've always wanted one of those, but I'm not a big merchandise collector, really. I know, shock value.
  • identigraphidentigraph
    Posts: 1,052
    A replica NSNA again toupee?
  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
    Posts: 2,541
    Dragonpol wrote:
    A Golden Gun that dismantles like the one in the film version. It could even be made by Callibri, like in the film. I've always wanted one of those, but I'm not a big merchandise collector, really. I know, shock value.

    That was made in the 90´s...
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,281
    ggl007 wrote:
    Dragonpol wrote:
    A Golden Gun that dismantles like the one in the film version. It could even be made by Callibri, like in the film. I've always wanted one of those, but I'm not a big merchandise collector, really. I know, shock value.

    That was made in the 90´s...

    Oh, I hoped that it might have been. I'm not a memorabilia expert. Any idea where one could get one of these then?
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