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Convert Your Fan Favorite Bond TItles into Christmas themes - give them a Christmas flavor!

MadMelMadMel Banned
edited December 2013 in Trivia & Games Posts: 21
Hi all I came up with this fun game when me and my friends were talking about James Bond and Christmas, my favourite too things of the year! Christmas is always a great time around my house, a real celebration, and lots, and lots (!) of turkey.

Anyway here is the idea: you convert a James Bond movie title to have a Christmas flavor, Here are some of the ones I cam up with:

1) GoldenPie (GoldenEye)

2) Quantum of Winter Solstice (Quantum of Solace)

3) Thunderbells (Thunderball)

4) Dine Another Day while fasting (Die Another Day)

5) Dr. Ho Ho Ho (Dr. No)

6) Miraclemaker (Moon raker)

If you have any more ideas PM them to me so I I can add them to the list .

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2013 Posts: 28,694
    7.) Snowfall

    8.) Licence to Gift Wrap

    9.) The Man With the Golden Tinsel

    10.) On Her Majesty's Secret Santa

    11.) The Living Treelights

    12.) Quantum of Merriment
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    From Russia With Missile Tow
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited December 2013 Posts: 4,537
    TLD = Ho Ho Ho Living Daylights
    QOS = Quantum of Christmas Balls
    Skyfall = Resurrection of Jezus Christ Superstar
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited December 2013 Posts: 18,344
    Octoholly
    Gold-frankincense-and-myrrh-finger
    Thunderbauble
    On Her Majesty's Secret Serviette
    Fairies Are Forever
    Live and Let Buy Presents
    The Man with the Golden Gift Wrap
    The Turkey Who Loved Me
    Moonwrapper
    For Your Crackers Only
    A View to A Feast
    Goldenham
    Mint Royale
    Quantum of Stuffing
    Skysnow
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,681
    Oh, alright then...

    Dr. Sno
    From North Pole with Love/From Dasher with Love
    Goldtinsel
    Thunderbauble
    You're Only Naughty or Nice Twice
    On Saint Nicholas' Secret Postal Service
    Presents Are Forever
    Give and Get Gifts
    The Man with the Golden Sleigh
    The Spy Who Loved Christmas coming more than once a year
    Snowraker
    For Good Kids Only
    Octoreindeer :D
    Never Say 'It's Nearly Christmas' Again
    A Christmas Pudding to A Fill
    The Shining Starlight
    Licence to Climb Down People's Chimneys
    RedNose (GoldenEye)
    I Hope Tomorrow, December 25th, Never Dies
    This Gift Is Not Enough
    Just Another Day
    Mistletoe Royale
    Stocking of Lollies (QoS)
    Toyfall

    Merry Christmas folks!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    From The Northpole With Gifts
    Dinner Is Forever
    The Man With The Rednosed Reindeer
    The Santa Who Loved Me
    Never Say Cake Again
    The Living Chrismas Lights
    Licence To Chill
    Christmas Never Dies
    The Gift Is Not Enough/Buy Another Gift
    Skifall
  • Bradford4Bradford4 Banned
    Posts: 152
    DR. HO HO HO!!!!! NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN! With Die Hard's John McClane guest starring as one of the little happy elves.

    NEVER SAY THANK YOU AGAIN (for those REAL bad gifts you wish you never got! Toasters? Doilies? Gift cards? Come now.)

  • Zorin61Zorin61
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    Dr Noel
    From Lapland with Love
    Diamonds Are For Christmas Tree's
    A View To A Grotto
  • Zorin61Zorin61
    edited December 2013 Posts: 418
    Zorin61 wrote:
    Dr Noel
    From Lapland with Love
    Diamonds Are For Christmas Tree's
    For Festive Eye's Only
    A View To A Grotto

    Sorry, i made a mistake and double posted..
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited December 2013 Posts: 12,480
    This is festive fun - thanks! (I so miss St. George's Christmas Countdown! Where is he?)

    Dr. No More Liquor For You (funny how family Xmas memories are so strong ...)
    Drive Another Day (related to the one above ...) (DAD - same)
    Fruitcakes are Forever
    The Elf Who Loved Me
    License to Carol
    From Reindeer With Love (FRWL - same)
    Sleigh Fall (a sad story)
    The Wassail is Not Enough (TWINE - same)
    For Your Eggnog Only (FYEO - yes, again, same)
    Laugh and Let Dad (try to finish putting up the Xmas lights by himself) (LALD - same)
    The Man with the Golden Gifts (TMWTGG - sick of me writing "same" aren't you?)
    Hocktopussy (we cannot always afford that special gift without hocking something 1st)
    Thunder Rudolph
    Chestnuts Royale
    Golden Ice
    Never Say No to Aunt Hazel's Xmas Pudding Again
    The Living Fairy Lights
    On Her Majesty's Secret Sleighride
    You Always Feast Twice
    Quantum of Stockings
    Hollyraker
    A View to a Candy Cane
    Goldtinsel
    :D
    By James, I think I did it! All the Bonds.
    I need a nice eggnog now.
    I am really enjoying your entries, folks; keep 'em coming.
  • MadMelMadMel Banned
    Posts: 21
    This is a great thread so far.... good work Mi6!!!! Only 6 days till XMas, but I will have to be up early to catch a glimpse of these friendly reindeer.
  • Bradford4Bradford4 Banned
    edited December 2013 Posts: 152
    MI6 days til christmas you could say! Chestnut Royale, haha! Good work guys. Maybe a dumb question but since your avatar looks photoshopped to me, or maybe a CGi creation like The Polar Express or Beowolf (I sense a bit of cheeky deception here)- are you the real Mel Gibson? Just an off feeling I get. You are funloving like he is, I get the same air of pomp and funloving nature.
  • MadMelMadMel Banned
    edited December 2013 Posts: 21
    Thank you Bradford...I volunteer at the local youth hangout - the Max - where this Christmas I will be putting on a promotion for charity ( I also run a number of charities - Xmas is a very busy time of year for us).

    This year I'm putting my puppetering expertise (gift) to good use for the local kids by putting on a show for charity

    Ok this on'e's just for charity! Here are some promo snapshots slapped together for the event. The kids get to see these friendly monsters in action.

    lKzbwa8.jpg
    NnS5fjF.jpg
  • RogerMoore007RogerMoore007
    Posts: 170
    GoldRinger
    The wrapping paper is not Enough
    The Santa who Loved Me
    ThunderBells
    You Only Gift Twice
    SnowFall
    GoldenEggnog
    Carol Royale
    Drummers are Forever
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    MadMel wrote:
    Thank you Bradford...I volunteer at the local youth hangout - the Max - where this Christmas I will be putting on a promotion for charity ( I also run a number of charities - Xmas is a very busy time of year for us).

    This year I'm putting my puppetering expertise (gift) to good use for the local kids by putting on a show for charity

    Ok this on'e's just for charity! Here are some promo snapshots slapped together for the event. The kids get to see these friendly monsters in action.

    lKzbwa8.jpg
    NnS5fjF.jpg

    That's great! Seems like you do good work.
    Cheers, MadMel! :-bd
  • MadMelMadMel Banned
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    Cheers 4EverBonded ...PM me?
  • Bradford4Bradford4 Banned
    Posts: 152
    Sorry for veering off topic but I must, being such a fan of the art of puppetry. so, Hi Mel, those puppets look so authentic, are you connected with Jim Henson in any way? Would you consider reading a script I've written, its a family kids movie. Certainly not BOND but its friendly, PG fare. I'll PMyou.
  • MadMelMadMel Banned
    Posts: 21
    Does anyone need any puppeteering done at their XMas parties? WOrk, its thin at the minute and I could use the cash. Performing just for charity has its drawbacks...
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Wish I could help, but I am here in Japan. :D

    Your puppets do look great in the pics, I must say.
    Hope you have a lovely Christmas, MadMel.
  • MadMelMadMel Banned
    Posts: 21
    Thanks mate. Put a lot of blood, sweat and fears into making them up. Things bloody fall apart at the drop of a hat though no matter how long you spend kitting them up, you need to be careful. And there's a lot of struggle financially in the industry right now. There's just no demand. The credit crunch has come down on the puppeterring industry, just it's not reported by the "lamestream" left wing media.

    Maybe unless I move to USA and audition for Seseme Street haha.
  • Bradford4Bradford4 Banned
    Posts: 152
    Are you connected to Jim Henson productions, I have asked and not recieved an answer. And who is the charming puppet on the right with the mustache? Looks a bit like the bald old man Xena kills with her luscious thighs in GOLDENEYE!

    "XENYA!!! I can't.......BREATHE!!"
  • fjdinardofjdinardo
    Posts: 1,985
    Nobody does it like Santa
  • MalloryMallory
    Posts: 2,171
    Sleighfall

    ...

    I'm out.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    Posts: 5,080
    For Your Mince Pies Only
    Fly in a Sleigh Another Day
    Those Socks Are Not Enough
    Grotto Royale
    The Elf Who Loved Me
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2013 Posts: 28,694
    How about making some Bond quotes Christmasy?

    "The name's Kringle. Kris Kringle."

    "I might as well ask you if all those nutmeg martinis ever silence the screams of all the presents you've wrapped... or if you find forgiveness in the arms of all those willing elves for all the ones you failed to deliver."

    [Santa is told by his lead elf that he is required to drive another sleight model after his current one proved defective]

    Santa: "I disagree, sir. I've flown that sleigh for ten years, and I've never had issues with it."

    Head elf: "No, but it malfunctioned last Christmas, and you spent six months in hospital in consequence. When you carry that sack of presents upon your back, you have a license to deliver them to all the children in the world. Furthermore, since I've been head of Christmas preparations there's been a forty percent drop in failed deliveries, and I want to keep it that way. From now on you fly in the new sleigh model... unless you'd rather return to standard present wrapping duties."

    Santa: "No sir, I would not."

    Mrs. Claus: "Can I do anything for you, honey?"

    Santa: "Uh, just a drink. Nutmeg, jingled, not rattled."

    OR

    Mrs. Claus: "Can I do anything for you, honey?"

    Santa: "Uh, just a drink. Nutmeg, naughty, not nice."
  • Bradford4Bradford4 Banned
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    Ho ho ho, what would you like for Christmas

    "A DELECATASSEN... in STAINLESS STEEL!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,681
    Donald 'Red Suit' Grant:

    "My orders are to decorate this tree and deliver the presents. How I do it is my business. It'll be bright and jolly."
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    Posts: 5,080
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    How about making some Bond quotes Christmasy?

    "The name's Kringle. Kris Kringle."

    "I might as well ask you if all those nutmeg martinis ever silence the screams of all the presents you've wrapped... or if you find forgiveness in the arms of all those willing elves for all the ones you failed to deliver."

    [Santa is told by his lead elf that he is required to drive another sleight model after his current one proved defective]

    Santa: "I disagree, sir. I've flown that sleigh for ten years, and I've never had issues with it."

    Head elf: "No, but it malfunctioned last Christmas, and you spent six months in hospital in consequence. When you carry that sack of presents upon your back, you have a license to deliver them to all the children in the world. Furthermore, since I've been head of Christmas preparations there's been a forty percent drop in failed deliveries, and I want to keep it that way. From now on you fly in the new sleigh model... unless you'd rather return to standard present wrapping duties."

    Santa: "No sir, I would not."

    Mrs. Claus: "Can I do anything for you, honey?"

    Santa: "Uh, just a drink. Nutmeg, jingled, not rattled."

    OR

    Mrs. Claus: "Can I do anything for you, honey?"

    Santa: "Uh, just a drink. Nutmeg, naughty, not nice."

    Haha, fantastic!
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,359
    Die Hard Another Day. ;)
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