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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    "The front is opening up. I repeat, the front is opening up!"

    PERFECT, @WillyGalore. =))
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,663
    ... mother finds your secret collection of 'those' magazines under your bed.

    "Everything was done absolutely by hand."

    ... you accidentally got a sex change in the hospital.

    *staring at latest acquisitions*

    "Up in the hills, down there."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    *Doctor looks at me after the operation*

    Doctor: "Show me the rose."
  • SharkBaitSharkBait
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    "Fully loaded" I think is the term,
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Now watch closely please, Pockets, Poppers and Zipper." :))
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited February 2014 Posts: 45,489
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you accidentally got a sex change in the hospital.</b></font>

    "Right idea, wrong pussy."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you accidentally got a sex change in the hospital.</b></font>

    Bitch! Your problems are all behind you now!!! ;)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    Great lines here. :p


    "Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match..."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Muffy...?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "A double blowout. I've never seen one of these before."
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    A feast for my eyes ?
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    "I must be dreaming ..." (and would fervently hope so!)
  • hildebrand_rarityhildebrand_rarity
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... mother finds your secret collection of 'those' magazines under your bed.</b></font>

    "Well done, Franz, another million dollar write-off!"
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    RogueAgent wrote:
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you accidentally got a sex change in the hospital.</b></font>

    Bitch! Your problems are all behind you now!!! ;)

    'Please try and return my equipment in one piece'

    'Of all the fouled up, half-witted operations..'

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the wife brings her mum for diner against your will.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Is this the stupid mother who tailed you uptown?"
  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    "I think we'd all enjoy it more without that"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "It's odd, but when I'm stared at, I tend to lose my appetite."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,357
    "No? *punches her* You do now!"
  • BAIN123BAIN123
    Posts: 11,189
    "Maybe you should have been gift-wrapped"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the wife brings her mum for diner against your will.</b></font>

    Shocking! Positively shocking!!! :O
  • hildebrand_rarityhildebrand_rarity
    edited February 2014 Posts: 316
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the wife brings her mum for diner against your will.</b></font>
    "Let's make this a quick family reunion"
  • Risico007Risico007
    Posts: 9,853
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the wife brings her mum for diner against your will.</b></font>


    Lets make this a proper family reunion I need a gun.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary."
  • rocketgun83rocketgun83
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    "That's my little Octopussy."
  • rocketgun83rocketgun83
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    Sorry. meant for that one above to be in the MOTHER IN LAW FINDS YOU IN HORIZONTAL HEAVEN WITH ANOTHER GIRL/MAN
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    @rocketgun83 next time, just use the edit button to fix your posts. :)
  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the wife brings her mum for diner against your will.</b></font>
    "Fraulein Bunt!!!"
    :O
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... in prison, a giant named Bufford asks you to pick up the bar of soap he dropped in front of him.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    "What makes you think this is my first time?"
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