Spectre wish list

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    'Come and Dive' sounds like a porno title, anyway.
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    'Come and Dive' sounds like a porno title, anyway.
    What´s wrong with a porno title for Bond ;;)?
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    boldfinger wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    'Come and Dive' sounds like a porno title, anyway.
    What´s wrong with a porno title for Bond ;;)?

    Pussy Galore's Flying Circus is my Favorite Bond title. ;)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited March 2014 Posts: 28,694
    Creasy47 wrote:
    'Come and Dive' sounds like a porno title, anyway.
    boldfinger wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    'Come and Dive' sounds like a porno title, anyway.
    What´s wrong with a porno title for Bond ;;)?
    Murdock wrote:
    boldfinger wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    'Come and Dive' sounds like a porno title, anyway.
    What´s wrong with a porno title for Bond ;;)?

    Pussy Galore's Flying Circus is my Favorite Bond title. ;)

    Could you all just stop it? Bond 24's title will obviously be Wave-Link, nothing more and nothing less. Trust me, I just know. At least it darn well better be: I've got a lot of money riding on it! ;)
  • WalecsWalecs On Her Majesty's Secret Service
    edited March 2014 Posts: 3,157
    He's telling the truth, you know. Just found this on the internet, it clearly is the official poster for Bond 24:

    Wave_Link_Trust_Him_DL0_LC.jpg

    It was on the internet, therefore it must be true.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    @Walecs and @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 are indeed correct. Look at the poster, it screams MGM. If it's on the Internet, it's fact. (I think Abraham Lincoln once said that.)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    So we can assume there will be some extensive underwater action, then? All for it, don the scubagear, Daniel! :)
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Walecs wrote:
    He's telling the truth, you know. Just found this on the internet, it clearly is the official poster for Bond 24:

    Wave_Link_Trust_Him_DL0_LC.jpg

    It was on the internet, therefore it must be true.
    I made that poster! :))
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Murdock wrote:
    Walecs wrote:
    He's telling the truth, you know. Just found this on the internet, it clearly is the official poster for Bond 24:

    Wave_Link_Trust_Him_DL0_LC.jpg

    It was on the internet, therefore it must be true.
    I made that poster! :))

    And you didn't think to tell us that EON hired you to make Bond posters for them? I'm disappointed in you, @Murdock. ;)
  • edited March 2014 Posts: 27
    I'd like to experience in 24, 25 or afterward:

    * Gunbarrel opening.

    * Score by Michael Giancchino, or failing that, the return of David Arnold.

    * A cracking, unrelated-or-only-tangentially-related PTS with some nice action, but relatively small enough in scale that doesn't steal the thunder from the main part of the film (action-wise, the PTS in TLD would be a good example).

    * M, Moneypenny and Q largely staying at MI-6, where they belong, in Bond 24, at least.

    * The return of some form of the '007' theme during a major action/chase sequence. You all probably already know the theme I'm referring to, but for those who might not, I mean this:

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    * Snowy action, or Japan, or both.

    * A fleshed-out, formidable and memorable major henchman, rather than a generic goon du jour.

    * Action that is matched with an equal amount of suspense (i.e. Bond vs. Red Grant on the train in FRWL, Bond trying to escape the tram wheelhouse in OHMSS).

    * Rather than a full-on remake, which I doubt will happen any time soon anyway, instead salvaging some situations and/or characters from Fleming's YOLT and/or DAF that were either jettisoned or wasted in the film versions (Garden of Death, Blofeld's suicide cult, Saratoga, the Spang brothers, the hooded/booted thug versions of Wint & Kidd, etc), under different names or in different contexts.

    * An additional threat to Bond posed by someone (a gorgeous woman, naturally) who blames him (mistakenly) for the death of a loved one earlier in the story... So, while 007 is trying to unravel a plot by Quantum or a revived SPECTRE or whoever, a driven outlier is persistently trying to pick off Bond from the sidelines... basically if Tillie Masterson had blamed Bond for her sister's Jill's death, rather than Mr. Goldfinger... or if Melina Havelock blamed Bond for her parents' deaths. Perhaps Bond eventually manages to clear his name, in her eyes, and she ultimately becomes his main love interest in the film.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    It was a Surprise! In return for my silence, Eon was going to give me my own Bond spinoff movie. ;) Boy was Halle pissed when she found out it was starring me pushing her to cameo.
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    I can just imagine the trailer now...

    "In a world...where James Bond wasn't available."

    *does a pan shot of an Aston Martin DB5*

    "Where evil lurks in new places. the world can only rely on one woman."

    *Halle Berry walks into view.*

    Halle: Were you expecting someone else?

    *record scratching sound plays.*

    Movie Trailer Announcer Voice: Sorry Halle...your licence has been revoked..

    Halle: What the F$*#!?!

    *Cuts to me grinning.*

    "Meet Bruce Murdock, He's a spy...kind of. Who dares to take on the greatest Super villain of all time. Ernst Stavro Blofeld."

    Blofeld: You only live twice Mister Bond....wait who are you!?!

    Me: Murdock...Bruce Murdock.

    Blofeld: Oh how cliche! Crater guns fire!

    @Murdock in...Die Another Day 2: Never Say Jinx Again. coming this Summer. Directed by QBranch! =))


    Sorry...I just had too.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    I'd pay to see that. B-)

    I also want to take a moment to congratulate a Mr. @ProfDentsSpider for picking one awesome moniker!
  • BGDBGD
    edited March 2014 Posts: 37
    <blockquote>It was a Surprise! In return for my silence, blah blah blah</blockquote>
    http://www.mi6community.com/index.php?p=/discussion/1916/making-fun-of-your-favorite-super-spy
  • edited March 2014 Posts: 5,767
    I'd pay to see that. B-)
    Me too :-)) ! Wow, the faces of Berry, Madsen and Blofeld are pure genius! Oh and that interesting car of yours =)) !
    Oh, and your face is pure genius too of course, @Murdock!
  • WalecsWalecs On Her Majesty's Secret Service
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    Murdock wrote:
    Walecs wrote:
    He's telling the truth, you know. Just found this on the internet, it clearly is the official poster for Bond 24:

    Wave_Link_Trust_Him_DL0_LC.jpg

    It was on the internet, therefore it must be true.
    I made that poster! :))

    Kudos, then, because it's awesome.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited March 2014 Posts: 16,359
    Walecs wrote:
    Murdock wrote:
    Walecs wrote:
    He's telling the truth, you know. Just found this on the internet, it clearly is the official poster for Bond 24:

    Wave_Link_Trust_Him_DL0_LC.jpg

    It was on the internet, therefore it must be true.
    I made that poster! :))

    Kudos, then, because it's awesome.

    Thanks. It was my version of In B4 the lock for the old Wavelink thread. :p
    boldfinger wrote:
    I'd pay to see that. B-)
    Me too :-)) ! Wow, the faces of Berry, Madsen and Blofeld are pure genius! Oh and that interesting car of yours =)) !
    Oh, and your face is pure genius too of course, @Murdock!

    Thanks. Sometimes even the lower quality Bond films can be made into a good joke. ;)
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    Risico007 wrote:
    In essence what you want for the next bond film Starring Daniel Craig I need think of mine I definitly want a fleming title and Quantum to return but outside of that lol.


    Your wishlist?

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    Gun Barrel at the opening of the picture.
    I'd like Bond to get back in his Bently and order a real Martini (with Gin).
    I really really want Barbara and Michael, I can't imagine they will, but I want them to produce The Spy Who Loved Me as it is in the book. We have the best and most able actor for Bond now and I really think adapting the book would be incredible.
    Adele needs to write a better theme song, or sing it better.
    Darren Arronovski needs to direct the film. How weird would that be?
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    jolearon wrote:
    I wish Clive Owen could have been Bond.
    I'll second that.

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    Birdleson wrote:
    DRush76 wrote:

    My wishes are simple . . . a better plot than "SKYFALL" and no over-the-top sexism.

    I'm with you on half of that.

    Sexism?
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    Birdleson wrote:
    Definitely the correct chins for Bond.

    chins?
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    A masquerade ball.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited April 2014 Posts: 18,344
    Another auction scene - not had one since OP in 1983. The title would be The Property of A Lady which I think would fit the current Craig era perfectly.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Dragonpol wrote:
    Another auction scene - not had one since OP in 1983. The title would be The Property of A Lady which I think would fit the current Craig era perfectly.

    Quantum and SPECTRE could make their bids for Russian or Pakistani atom bombs.Either way, we lose.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited April 2014 Posts: 18,344
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Another auction scene - not had one since OP in 1983. The title would be The Property of A Lady which I think would fit the current Craig era perfectly.

    Quantum and SPECTRE could make their bids for Russian or Pakistani atom bombs.Either way, we lose.

    One would fear so. To the victor go the spoils...
  • edited April 2014 Posts: 15,229
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Another auction scene - not had one since OP in 1983. The title would be The Property of A Lady which I think would fit the current Craig era perfectly.

    Quantum and SPECTRE could make their bids for Russian or Pakistani atom bombs.Either way, we lose.

    I had a similar idea: a criminal organization, either SPECTRE, Quantum or maybe even the Spangled Mob could auction services, WMD and even captured agents to various criminal groups, terrorists, etc. Difficult to execute, because a bit out there, but it could make for a great scene.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Great idea, could make for a tense and exciting film.
  • Gun barrel opening.
    Kick ass pre-title sequence.
    Kick ass titles FILLED WITH GIRLS
    Kick ass title theme song.
    Kick ass score that actually uses the melody of the theme song.
    For once none of the Bond girls die.

    I guess I will have to watch Octopussy....
  • - Gun barrel sequence at the beginning
    - "Bond. James Bond"
    - "Shaken, not stirred"
    - 3 great Bondgirls (one short-time, one bad that dies and one happy ending bondgirl)
    - Q and Bond argue :)
    - an Aston Martin
    - a villain who is not silly but on a par with Bond!
    - a nice story: funny, thrilling, dramatic, ...
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