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Does E = mc² or mc³? The Science in Bond Films Thread

DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
edited June 2015 in Bond Movies Posts: 24,264
"This isn't science fiction, this is science fact."

For a moment, Cubby Broccoli had me convinced of that. But I learned a harsh truth: the Bond films aren't always obedient to the laws of Newton, Einstein or Maxwell. And sometimes they have an actor say a line that's so utterly ridiculous, one cannot decide between laughter or sadness.

This thread will celebrate some of the greatest science blunders in the history of the Bonds. Please feel free to add examples! :-)
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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Take Moonraker for example. I actually quite like this film but there's one particular moment when MR rips out my chemist's heart, throws it on the floor and then steps on it. Often. And hard. Here's the dialogue:

    - It's a highly toxic nerve gas that has no effect on animals.
    - May I see the formula?
    - It's the chemical formula of a plant.
    - Orchidae nigra. A very rare orchid indeed.
    - Thought to be extinct.

    "The chemical formula of a plant." Science 1.0.1 will tell you that plants are a collection of cells and fluids, with each cell itself a collection of a many different molecules. Every molecule has its own formula, therefore "the chemical formula of a plant" is a little like "the phone number of New York": it doesn't exist. Even if the screenwriters felt an urge to simplify things for the sake of keeping movie science accessible to all, what we have here makes no darn sense - period. Had they written, "It's the chemical formule of a compound that can be found in only one plant.", it would have been perfectly fine.

    Unless of course you want to examine the formula more closely.

    nervegasformula.jpg?w=620&h=372

    In that case I can assure you it's every chemist's nightmare. Phosphorus, like Bond himself, does way too much bonding here. There's a -CHCO2 group in the lower left part of the structure that cannot possibly exist and what the 'DS' stands for is a mystery. Maybe Q Branch uses its own 'code' for chemical sturctures...

    It would have been a lot easier for them to just show the correct formula of a known toxin. But then of course they would have lost the clue Bond needs to know where exactly in all of South-America he has to go in order to find that bloody flower and thus, where Drax is hiding...
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    edited June 2015 Posts: 15,723
    @DarthDimi, when I saw the thread title (before opening the thread), I was sure either MR or DAD would be the first mentioned film. ;)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    @DaltonCraig007, you know me too well, sir. It's uncanny. ;-)
  • AceHoleAceHole Belgium, via Britain
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    The 'electromagnetic pulse weapon' in GE. It's just a mess on so many technical levels... #-o
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    I'm not a scientist, but I've always wondered about that GE jump off the cliff in the pretitles to catch the plane. Is that even possible under the laws of physics?

    I suppose Bond made himself more aerodynamic and hence was able to cut wind resistance sufficiently to catch up. However, isn't a plane essentially as aerodynamic as it can be, given its purpose? So aren't they both falling at 'g'? Moreover, I believe the plane's propellers were still spinning....

    It seemed a little far fetched then and still does now. I mean, look at the distance between them here!
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    ;) Movie science is always years a head of "our" science. :D
  • patbpatb
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    When I saw Goldeneye for the first time at the cinema, people actually laughed out loud at that stunt. When the audience laughs instead of gasps, you know you have crossed the line. However, just to add, the prop could have been spinning as an effect of the air passing thought it (rather than force from the engine) and as such it would create a lot of drag and slow the fall of the aircraft. I am not sure of its poor back projection or the concept that makes it a laughing matter.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    @bondjames

    You are correct, sir. It's implausible for sure; moreover, it's impossible too. The plane started falling somewhat sooner than Bond but gains speed very fast. Per second, a falling object gains approximately 10 m/s. And since neither of both is in a particular aerodynamic disadvantage, I don't think wind resistance counts for much. Also, the plane has a far larger horizontal velocity compared to Bond; Bond would have to jump a lot further to ever catch this plane. And then there's the question of whether or not Bond can pull up the plane in such a vertical dive with so little horizontal space - or so it seems - to make that U-turn.
  • patbpatb
    edited June 2015 Posts: 4,617
    We need some myth buster recreation - an Evil Knievel toy from the 80s and model plane chucked over the top of a building :-)
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    @bondjames

    You are correct, sir. It's implausible for sure; moreover, it's impossible too. The plane started falling somewhat sooner than Bond but gains speed very fast. Per second, a falling object gains approximately 10 m/s. And since neither of both is in a particular aerodynamic disadvantage, I don't think wind resistance counts for much. Also, the plane has a far larger horizontal velocity compared to Bond; Bond would have to jump a lot further to ever catch this plane. And then there's the question of whether or not Bond can pull up the plane in such a vertical dive with so little horizontal space - or so it seems - to make that U-turn.


    Well, it's partly 'explained' here:


    and since then it's been done more often. However, there's an important point here, and that's the hight at which this all happens in the film.
    on average the falling speed is 55m/s. So, if the hight of the cliff was 1000 meters, which is pretty highe, It could take a maximum of 10 seconds to get into the plane, as you'd need probably another 10 seconds to level it out. That's increadably short. and then you have the point as you state with the horizontal distance. I'm not quite sure that would work.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Wow, That's a great video. =D>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Indeed it is!
    Thanks, @CommanderRoss!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    People moan about the invisible car (yes, I do too), but how about those x-ray specs? Did he find the ad in a Donald Duck magazine from the 70s"
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    Thanks @DarthDimi, @CommanderRoss (that is a fantastic video).
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    come on... we all know E=MC³ means you can travel back in time...... or have none of you seen Kung Fury yet????

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    @haserot

    I am very proud to have seen Kung Fury (about 4 times now). The Hoff's own theme song video clip is priceless too. :D
  • mirandafrostmirandafrost
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    Well there is a very good book about physics in Bond movies... It's in German. ;)
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
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    Why, in TWINE, when Bond fires his gun at the glass door between him and Renard (in the pipeline station), the bullet takes several seconds to hit the glass, despite Bond being just next to it? I'm no gun expert but don't bullets fly very fast?
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    DaltonCraig007 wrote: »
    Why, in TWINE, when Bond fires his gun at the glass door between him and Renard (in the pipeline station), the bullet takes several seconds to hit the glass, despite Bond being just next to it? I'm no gun expert but don't bullets fly very fast?

    thats the physics of editing lol..

    cutting to the bullet hitting the glass immediately when Bond pulls the trigger might have been too jarring of a cut for the director, so he may have opted to hold on the shot just a little longer.... but i dont know, i am not Michael Apted lol... that's just my initial thought behind that... because if i remember correctly, the sequence of shots goes: wide-behind Bond looking towards Renard. closeup-on Bond as he fires. closeup-on Renard with bullet impacting the glass...
  • SarkSark Guangdong, PRC
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    Bond's bullet deflecting watching watch in LALD. Mythbusters tried to recreate it, and there's just no way a reasonably sized magnet affects a bullet. Moreover, the strength of a magnetic field degrades very rapidly with the increase in distance, so attracting that shark bullet to his watch was almost certainly impossible too.

    Also, shooting a gun in a plan doesn't result in catastrophic depressurization nor can you die from skin suffocation.
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    well i love the accepted notion that DAD presented, of it being basically an out-patient procedure to completely change a person's DNA, their bone structure, their overall appearance, as well as their voice and ethnicity over a weekend in Cuba.... bending the laws of known science to make duplicates of yourself via plastic surgery in DAF was pushing the believability envelope a little too far - and that's even by today's modern science standards... but the whole gene therapy nonsense in DAD makes the plastic surgery in DAF look completely believable by comparison.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    I can't wait until Q, invents the " Flux Compacitor ", then we'll see some fun ! :))
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Bond will travel to 1930, find A. Hitler, shoot him six times, reload, then shoot him six times again, return to an alternate 'present day' and retire peacefully.
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
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    @haserot Thank you :) Can you also explain, from the same movie, how the Q-Boat is able to not only travel quite a long distance on land, but also take some pretty tight turns as well? :D
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    Excellent point about the Live and Let Die watch @Sark. Much as I loved that movie, I always saw that blooming watch as a bane, because while it was a Rolex Submariner (the holy grail imho) it set the tone for all the nonsensical Omega watch gadgets we had to endure during Brosnan's run (one per movie or something like that).....

    I also always thought it was quite unrealistic that Bond was able to focus on certain objects (M's spoon for instance) without pulling everything else towards him as well.

    Anyway, for those who are interested, I came across this interesting book on the physics of Bond gadgets/stunts etc. There are a few pages you can skim through via google books. Seems like an interesting book......I may pick up a copy at some point.

    https://books.google.ca/books?id=xR1oq5Ij2ecC&pg=PT111&lpg=PT111&dq=live+and+let+die+magnet+deflects+bullet&source=bl&ots=A9z_CeUCCj&sig=jV49Y8y_HK0A4jCY0_YCi6lMKPo&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CCQQ6AEwAWoVChMIkbu9t4iKxgIVj1WSCh0afQzS#v=onepage&q=live and let die magnet deflects bullet&f=false
  • GerardGerard
    edited June 2015 Posts: 6,022
    The laser watches of NSNA and GE were pretty much impossible in those days. Somebody created one a few years ago (I posted the video), but even then, it's just good for blowing up balloons, not cutting through steel.
  • sunsanvilsunsanvil Somewhere in Canada....somewhere.
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    patb wrote: »
    When I saw Goldeneye for the first time at the cinema, people actually laughed out loud at that stunt.

    I distinctly recall the audience cheering at the first screening I attended. It had been a while since the last movie, and people were just itching for something ridiculously, and quintessentially, "Bond".

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    My aunt told me, "you are about to witness the most AWESOME stunt EVER performed!" 13 Year old me didn't know better, made a fist and yelled, "yeah!".
  • RC7RC7
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    sunsanvil wrote: »
    patb wrote: »
    When I saw Goldeneye for the first time at the cinema, people actually laughed out loud at that stunt.

    I distinctly recall the audience cheering at the first screening I attended. It had been a while since the last movie, and people were just itching for something ridiculously, and quintessentially, "Bond".

    Ditto. That was before the dark times, before the empire, before... Bond fans became affected.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    edited June 2015 Posts: 23,883
    RC7 wrote: »
    sunsanvil wrote: »
    patb wrote: »
    When I saw Goldeneye for the first time at the cinema, people actually laughed out loud at that stunt.

    I distinctly recall the audience cheering at the first screening I attended. It had been a while since the last movie, and people were just itching for something ridiculously, and quintessentially, "Bond".

    Ditto. That was before the dark times, before the empire, before... Bond fans became affected.

    There was so much pent-up demand for GE that appealing to the laws of physics was really not necessary. Anything was acceptable, we wanted Bond back so much after 6 yrs.

    After that, we (fans and the public) came back down to earth and became a little more discerning. EON/MGM took a while to catch on.
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