Favourite moment of humour in Craig's films?

135

Comments

  • Posts: 1,548
    The ball-scratching comment was inspired and caused each audience I saw it with to burst out laughing. Fleming would have been proud. Also loved thought the "do I look like I give a damn" remark when asked by the barman at the casino how he takes his martinis. Also the "I,m all ears" line during the poison episode was typical Bond. But the biggest laugh was not actually in his 2 films to date. It was pre release of CR (and even now to some extent) when people were saying DC shouldn't be Bond. American websites like AICN are usually the worst at this sort of misguidedness.
  • I started reading than couldn't get past the bit that 'Fleming would of been proud'

    :-L

    Somehow, I don't think he really would of appreciated his character involved in such flipping nonsense, Sorry
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    I started reading than couldn't get past the bit that 'Fleming would of been proud'

    :-L

    Somehow, I don't think he really would of appreciated his character involved in such flipping nonsense, Sorry

    I think he'd appreciate his book transferred beautifully to the big screen and I think he'd forget minor issues if they arose. Trust me, if good ol' Ian hasn't risen up to kill the masses after Roger's run as Bond rest assured we are safe with Dan as Bond, a true embodiment of the literary Bond.
  • Posts: 1,548
    I started reading than couldn't get past the bit that 'Fleming would of been proud'

    :-L

    Somehow, I don't think he really would of appreciated his character involved in such flipping nonsense, Sorry

    I think he'd appreciate his book transferred beautifully to the big screen and I think he'd forget minor issues if they arose. Trust me, if good ol' Ian hasn't risen up to kill the masses after Roger's run as Bond rest assured we are safe with Dan as Bond, a true embodiment of the literary Bond.


    Yes, thank you. Common sense is still alive and well!

  • Casino Royale was a good movie for the most part, Craig's best, which isin't really saying much, but it's a shame it was spoiled by one or two moments of childish/warped nonsense that left this viewer cold and disillusioned. If any Bond enemies want to extract information then there are ways of doing things and ways not to. Perhaps a rendition of Hoffman's Dentist's chair torment from Marathon Man might have worked or been more appropriate, but what they did here, while raising one or two laughs from some minors in the auidence, was wholly inappropriate and infantile

    I agree Moore was a bit inept sometimes in the role and we saw again levels of Big Top and Circus etc at the time, but it never degenerated to the level of that bit in CR, Don't want to keep on, but it was a stupid bit of nonsense. Agent James Bond 007 simply does not sit naked on a hollowed out chair having his privates molested and uttering out asinine and embarrassing remarks

    Apart from that and (for the most part) Casino Royale was a good film and a breath of fresh air after Brosnan
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    ^
    @LeChiffre I am happy to see another big Craig Bond find lurking around the site. I knew the first time I saw you post that you had great taste! ;)
  • SharkShark Banned
    edited November 2011 Posts: 348
    "There is a lot of humor in Craig's films - but its so dry..."

    That's it's no longer funny. Just awkward.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Craig's Bond funniest moment was the s**t-eating grin he gave to Carlos right before Carlos accidently blew himself up at the Miami Airport. That look on his face was priceless.

    Craig's humorously handling his ball scratching is a close runnerup.
  • Two more that I remembered from CR...

    When Solange says "But I'm not that cruel..." and Bond says "Maybe you're just out of practice." You could feel the women melt in the audience.

    And then just a moment later driving the DB5 round the entrance way of The One and Only Club - "Welcome to my home."
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    Posts: 4,399
    Shark wrote:
    "There is a lot of humor in Craig's films - but its so dry..."

    That's it's no longer funny. Just awkward.

    thats your opinion, and you're allowed to have it...

    personally, i find his delivery and humor quite fitting and suitable after the pun-ishing efforts of Morosnan

  • edited December 2011 Posts: 612
    It may be a bit slapstick, but it got me. QoS, after Bond got out the Ford Ka with Camille, and the biker comes up to him and says, "you were supposed to kill her". The "well I missed", then followed by the punch to his accelerator, that got me going.

    I don't think Moore type humour is Craig's style. Craig's humour is a lot more subtle, and less spoon fed. It might not make you laugh beyond belief, but it'll give you a smirk.

    The way I see it, Bond never laughs beyond control. The movies are meant to make guys feel like Bond. Bond smirks. Bond's jokes make us smirk. Thus, making us feel Bond-ish. Maybe I'm trying too hard on that one.
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    edited November 2011 Posts: 4,399
    Casino Royale was a good movie for the most part, Craig's best, which isin't really saying much, but it's a shame it was spoiled by one or two moments of childish/warped nonsense that left this viewer cold and disillusioned. If any Bond enemies want to extract information then there are ways of doing things and ways not to. Perhaps a rendition of Hoffman's Dentist's chair torment from Marathon Man might have worked or been more appropriate, but what they did here, while raising one or two laughs from some minors in the auidence, was wholly inappropriate and infantile.

    you do realize this sequence, sans some dialog changes, was lifted directly from Fleming's novel don't you?... so by calling the material infantile, you are also calling Fleming's work infantile....

    personally - I agree with Le Chiffre's comments in the film, and it also snubs it nose to the previous Bond films - "You know, I never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing... to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure." .... which in fact is quite true.. i would rather be sawed in half by a laser than have my manhood beaten with a knotted rope.
    but it's a shame it was spoiled by one or two moments of childish/warped nonsense that left this viewer cold and disillusioned.

    There's some more of the broad sweeping generalized statements again.... I personally didn't feel left cold or disillusioned (whatever that means)... and I was a viewer, therefor your statement is inaccurate.
  • SJK91 wrote:
    I always liked when the Miami Airport terrorist blew himself up while Craig just looks on and smiles...dark humor, but I always get a chuckle out of it.

    Me as well, it reminds me of Dalton in LTK taking off in the plane with all that cash, like Fleming's Bond they portray private humour. Craig also does it in CR whan Vespa leaves him on the train and he has a wry chuckle to himself.

    Another great piece of humour in DC's films is Mr Fukutu...I'm sure Fleming would have approved.

    The over use of humour in Moore's and Brosnan's films at times ruin them for me.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,264
    Guys, come on. Humour in the Bonds is like everything else in the Bonds. Some films need a lot, some need little. Some actors work better with a bit of comedy, some don't. I don't need humour in all my Bonds. CR, for example, certainly doesn't need Moore slapstick and MR wouldn't be half as good with less comedy.
  • SharkShark Banned
    edited November 2011 Posts: 348
    HASEROT wrote:
    Casino Royale was a good movie for the most part, Craig's best, which isin't really saying much, but it's a shame it was spoiled by one or two moments of childish/warped nonsense that left this viewer cold and disillusioned. If any Bond enemies want to extract information then there are ways of doing things and ways not to. Perhaps a rendition of Hoffman's Dentist's chair torment from Marathon Man might have worked or been more appropriate, but what they did here, while raising one or two laughs from some minors in the auidence, was wholly inappropriate and infantile.

    you do realize this sequence, sans some dialog changes, was lifted directly from Fleming's novel don't you?

    The only things that were remained constant IIRC were:

    - Bollock whipping torture
    = Seat cut out
    - Vesper's life supposedly threatened
    - Le Chiffre questioning Bond for the code to his account
    - Le Chiffre being killed mid-torture by higher ups (SMERSH/Quantum)

    Everything else is different. I take it what Baltimore_007's calling infantile are the numerous changes made by Paul Haggis, Neil Purvis & Robert Wade, not Fleming's original material.
    HASEROT wrote:
    There's some more of the broad sweeping generalized statements again.... I personally didn't feel left cold or disillusioned (whatever that means)... and I was a viewer, therefor your statement is inaccurate.

    Look who's acting infantile now. Baltimore_007's speaking for himself and no one else.
  • edited November 2011 Posts: 3,494
    DarthDimi wrote:
    The sound effects in some of the Moore Bonds I do have issues with. The whistle in TMWTGG was the worst by far. I don't mind a bit of fun but that one simply went too far. It didn't get a laugh out of me when I was 7, nor when I was 15, nor when I am 29 today. It's absolutely terrible - an insult in fact. It always takes me out of the moment, out of the film in fact when I hear it. Worst - creative - choice - in - a - Bond - ever!

    <b>But can you imagine the stunt without the slidewhistle ? </b>I can't ! Sorry Dimi but I just love the hilarious sound effects in the Moore films. You laugh WITH the film and WITH Moore and not AT the film or AT Moore. You just have a very pleasant and entertaining 2 hours with Sir Rog !

    Yes, I can imagine the stunt much better with some stirring Barry music.

    actonsteve wrote:
    Sorry haserot but for me the beauty of MR is to see Moore just enjoy himself for 2 hours... .

    Well, I am glad he is. The audience is cringing.

    I have never seen anyone cringe while watching MR. Everytime I watch the film with someone it's always a pleasure, a fun 2 hours, a pure entertaining, epic spectacle.

    I saw a whole bunch of older Bond fans cringing and little kids laughing in 1979. A lot more people here strongly seem to dislike Moonraker more than every official entry save DAD. If the majority rules, then <i>Moonraker</i>=<b>cringeworthy</b> . I know I still cringe at the thought of those sight and sound gags, of which most are not funny. I can get that from Matt Helm.

    By the way, it was Q who delivered the re-entry line, not Moore. I am appalled that such a big Moore supporter such as yourself missed that one ;)

    Best Craig humor to me was his response to Mathis regarding Fields and her handcuffs, which was delivered more like Connery would have than Moore.



  • Posts: 1,052
    Something that is hillarious to one person maybe cringeworthy to someone else, that's life. I don't think anyone holds the copyright on what every different person finds funny!

    Although this thread is funnier than anything uttered in CR or QOS, in my opinion!
  • My favorites...

    CR -
    Vesper: Even accountants have imagination. How was your lamb?
    Bond: Skewered! One sympathizes.

    QOS -
    Bond: We're teachers on sabbatical...and we just won the lottery.

  • echoecho 007 in New York
    Posts: 6,390
    I can't believe nobody has mentioned Bond re-entering the poker game - "Oh, I'm sorry. That last hand ... almost killed me." - which is quite possibly the funniest moment for Craig to date. It's just the way he deadpans every punchline (like when he upgrades his hotel in QUANTUM OF SOLACE) that I like about his humour. It's really dry, as if he's equal parts amused and bored by it.

    Well put. I too find QoS to have more humor than most do: "It looks like someone wants to kill you."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    The dry humor of CR and QoS and with the lack of emphasis Bond spats it out makes it brilliant. Craig's Bond isn't a smily, joking man, and his humor shouldn't be such. It should match his character and personality and it does so successfully.
  • SharkShark Banned
    Posts: 348
    Craig's Bond isn't a smily, joking man, and his humor shouldn't be such.

    He should be though. He's a dead ringer for Sid James.
  • Just a couple that I liked and have not been mentioned yet:

    - Vesper correctly guessing Bond's backstory, then saying "I like this poker thing"
    - "If they wanted his soul, they should have made a deal with a priest"
    - How blunt Bond is to Camille in the boat chase. "Navigate"
  • Posts: 3,278
    Bond (to Vesper):" Don't worry, you are not my type"
    Vesper: "Smart?"
    Bond: "No. Single!"
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    edited November 2011 Posts: 4,399
    Shark wrote:
    Look who's acting infantile now. Baltimore_007's speaking for himself and no one else.
    i misread his statement... i read "this viewer" as "the viewer"... to which i apologize....

    not acting infantile at all good sir.
  • Zekidk wrote:
    Bond (to Vesper):" Don't worry, you are not my type"
    Vesper: "Smart?"
    Bond: "No. Single!"

    Good one, I had forgotten that exchange. Big laugh from my audiences and again, ties in to character as well as being funny.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited November 2011 Posts: 28,694
    Gettler: I'll kill her(Vesper)!

    Bond: Allow me.
  • No doubt...

    "Oh, I'm sorry. That last hand, it nearly killed"

    EPIC & FUNNY
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
    Posts: 7,854
    Zekidk wrote:
    Bond (to Vesper):" Don't worry, you are not my type"
    Vesper: "Smart?"
    Bond: "No. Single!"

    Good one, I had forgotten that exchange. Big laugh from my audiences and again, ties in to character as well as being funny.

    It took me a while to hear Solange say "You like married women, don't you, James?", so this joke didn't catch on for me for a long time.
  • edited November 2011 Posts: 5
    I love that line, when he beats Dimitrios at hold 'em and wins the DB5, and asks for for the porter ticket.

    In arrogance we trust
    :))

    But that one's great too :

    Bond : Dry Martini
    Bartender : Shaken or stirred?
    Bond : Do I look like I give a damn?
  • HASEROT wrote:
    Shark wrote:
    Look who's acting infantile now. Baltimore_007's speaking for himself and no one else.
    i misread his statement... i read "this viewer" as "the viewer"... to which i apologize....

    not acting infantile at all good sir.

    No harm done. I was speaking for myself and no-one else. I haven't read the Royale novel and only seen the film but will always insist the torture scene was a bit cringeworthy and from this end it all seemed a bit silly. Needless to say Flemings work was always of the highest caliber and of great respect but every now and again I see things that I may deem questionable. One thing about Craig as Bond I enjoy is that it is usually played straight faced and there's none of the Moore-esque japery from years past, and said it before he was a vast improvement on Brosnan for the most part in bringing back a bit of realism to the role
Sign In or Register to comment.