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Substitute the Bonds

ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
in Trivia & Games Posts: 1,984
Alright, so we're playing a game here. A user pick a certain actor's rendition of Bond, and place him in a scenario that another actor's rendition of Bond underwent. The next user says what they think would happen in that circumstance and how the selected Bond would do (or if he dies!). They then pick another Bond and another instance, and so the game continues.

I'll start.

Lazenby fighting Oddjob in Goldfinger, in place of Connery. How would he fare?

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  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    edited April 2016 Posts: 1,984
    I can just imagine Moore in LALD, but instead of Mr. Big and the mask, it's Silva running his hands down Moore's thigh. And opening his shirt and touching him. "Quite revealing", says Moore with a raised eyebrow who proceeds to wince in discomfort.

    How about TND Brosnan getting drilled by Blofeld in SP?

  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    Posts: 7,207
    Three words: "One more screw."

    Moore in the QOS car chase?
  • IncompetentHenchmanIncompetentHenchman
    edited April 2016 Posts: 1,817
    DELETE.
  • AgentJamesBond007AgentJamesBond007 Vesper’s grave
    Posts: 2,634
    Moore would drive out of the tunnel into the lake and have the car suddenly become a submarine.

    Connery in the Moonraker pre titles?
  • tanaka123tanaka123
    Posts: 4,325
    Connery would stick a knife in the girl after her duplicity and wouldn't let Jaws get away

    Okay Roger Moore been tortured by Le Chiffre.
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
    edited April 2016 Posts: 3,000
    With a raised eyebrow;
    "My balls aren't dead yet."

    Craig in Bond's first introduction in Dr. No.
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    edited April 2016 Posts: 6,432
    Craigs Bond to Doctor No 'WD40?'

    Moore ready to bungie jump of a dam in GE.

    Apologies miss read thread first time.
  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    Posts: 1,984
    @fire_and_ice - I don't think you get the game. You answer what would happen to the scenario posted above you, then you present one of your own and the next person has to answer it.

    @BMW_with_missiles - Craig wouldn't be as classy, but he'd probably be more threatening (not what you'd want, of course). He'd still pull it off decently, I think.

    How about Moore's Bond fighting Patrice on the train, with Moneypenny about to shoot. What plot armour does Moore conjure then?
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    Edited previous post.
  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    edited April 2016 Posts: 1,984
    @fire_and_ice - BMW was asking about how Craig would do the famous introduction at the start of the movie, not the scene where they fight. I answered it in my post, but if you're willing to edit your answer again, I suppose I'll edit mine to fit yours.

    EDIT: Okay, the question is still:

    How about Moore's Bond fighting Patrice on the train, with Moneypenny about to shoot. What plot armour does Moore conjure then?
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    Edited again... I am out.
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
    Posts: 7,584
    As Moore falls from the train mini boosters in his shoes elevate him and he lands safely on the river bank. Moneypenny puts the gun down, takes her lipstick out and applies liberally.


    Dalton is hanging from the fire engine ladder in AVTAK.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited April 2016 Posts: 13,999
    Dalton's Bond would have to shout to Stacey...

    "Switch the bloody siren off."

    ----

    Brosnan is pushed out of the plane, sans parachute, by Jaws in MR.
  • YtterbiumYtterbium
    edited April 2016 Posts: 269
    [Edited]

    Brosnan is pushed out of the plane, sans parachute, by Jaws in MR.

    Brosnan grabs a parachute, a surf board, and begins surfing on a CGI wave coming from nowhere.

    ----

    Timothy Dalton at Skyfall manor trying to save M
  • ForYourEyesOnlyForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens
    edited April 2016 Posts: 1,984
    @Ytterbium - Edit your post. MajorDSmythe got there before you.

    Just a warning in general to refresh the page quickly and check the post before yours to make sure nobody got ahead of you. If that is the case, edit your post.
  • YtterbiumYtterbium
    Posts: 269
    done !

    Brosnan is pushed out of the plane, sans parachute, by Jaws in MR :

    Brosnan grabs a parachute, a surf board, and begins surfing on a CGI wave coming from nowhere.

    ----

    Timothy Dalton at Skyfall manor tries to rescue M.
  • IncompetentHenchmanIncompetentHenchman
    edited April 2016 Posts: 1,817
    Dalton tells M and Kincade tersely "get in the tunnel - quickly!"

    He then gets mega angry when they blow up the Aston Martin, with Saunders eyes.

    He eventually returns to the chapel and kills Silva, saying to him "go to Hell, old buddy" as he dies.

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    Timothy Dalton in the shower with Tanya.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    He has a goofy grin on his face.

    Craig meets the Mujahedeen.
  • tanaka123tanaka123
    Posts: 4,325
    Craig meets the Mujahedeen.

    'That last guy, the one with the vest, nearly killed me.'

    Dalton being crushed by Xenia.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    He puts on his DELLAAA! face.

    Brosnan gets carried away by a sumo wrestler.
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    edited May 2016 Posts: 15,723
    EDIT.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    How would you edit that scene?
  • OHMSS69OHMSS69
    Posts: 2,341
    Dalton in GE

    Moore in DAF; Connery in LALD
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    @OHMSS69, you got the premise of the thread wrong. Post your post in the Pick a Bond and pick a flick thread instead.
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
    Posts: 7,314
    "You get your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream."

    How about Connery at Solitaire's house...
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    Posts: 7,207
    Nevermind those cards and tricks, Sean just goes straight to the business in hand.

    Brosnan as St. John Smythe?
  • tanaka123tanaka123
    Posts: 4,325
    'Shocking, absolutely shocking, they don't pay me enough and now they put in thish stupid gorilla outfit, Where's that McClory when you need him?'

    Craig being given the Aston Martin Vanish
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489


    Craig being given the Aston Martin Vanish:

    Are the keys also invisible or did I toss them away?

    Connery shoots Stromberg in his private parts.
  • 007ClassicBondFan007ClassicBondFan
    Posts: 2,295
    Roger Moore in Licence to Kill. One can only dream how that would look and turn out.
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