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Bond "He came to a dead end"
Scaramanga "He emptied his pistol into the elephants eye. I emptied mine into his"
Bond "an eye for an eye"
Agent "This gun is the property of HM's Government. where did you get it?"
Bond "Piss off."
Bad guy (forgot his name): "You don't need me anymore!"
Bond: "Got that right." And then he kicks him down thirty feet.
'Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away,' from Dr. No (does this one count? Not sure haha)
'No, I'm just looking', from Dr. No
'Shocking...positively shocking,' from Goldfinger
'I think he got the point,' from Thunderball
'He had lots of guts!' from On Her Majesty's Secret Service
'Speak or forever hold you piece/peace', from The Man With The Golden Gun (I hate this film, but that line was great)
'What a helpful chap', from The Spy Who Loved Me
'That last hand nearly killed me,' from Casino Royale
I must be missing a few, though.
I must be the only person in the world who likes Brosnan's 'They'll print anything these days' from Tomorrow Never Dies. By absolutely no means does it belong with the classic one liners, but I chuckle every time I hear it.
Tiger Tanaka: “Rule number two; in Japan, men come first, women come second.”
Bond: “I just might retire here.” Best one.
The morning after Bond sleeps with Grace Jones.
Max Zorin: “You slept well?”
Bond: “A little restless but I got off eventually.”
John Cleese: “Ah the famous double ‘O’ seven wit.
Or at least half of it.
Bond is about to be shot by Largo, but Domino puts a spear in his back, saving Bond.
Domino: I’m glad I killed him.
Bond: YOU’RE glad?!
Domino “Vargas is watching us”
Bond shoots him with a harpoon,
Bond “I think he got the point”
007: “One dry martini.”
Waiter: “Shaken or stirred sir?”
007: “Do you think by my look that I give a damn?”
bond: more of a problem eliminator
shocking, positively shocking
he got the boot
pussy galore: my name is pussy galore
bond: i must be dreaming
would you mind my friend sitting out, she's just dead
the best of all: now the whole worlds gonna know that you died scratching my balls
Bond: certainly better bread than it's owner.
Vesper: "It doesn't bother you, killing those people?"
Bond: "Well I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did."
So cold, but so cool.
Quantum of Solace
M: "I need you to come in."
Bond: "And I would, but right now I'm trying to find the man who tried to kill you. Go back to sleep."
Haha that little quip at the end, I just enjoy it every time.
Let's let this issue lie and get back on track with 007 quotes
octopussy had some Moore gems if you think about it
'Toro, Sounds like a load of bull'
'Well so far I can't complain about the valet service'
'It's odd but when I'm stared at I seem to lose my appetite'
'No mam, I'm with the economy tour' :-))
'Having trouble keeping it up Q'
'Thank god for hard currency'
'You know what they say about the fittest'
That only offered more humor coming from a 55 year old Moore who was clearly past it as a bona fide James Bond
(Kicks car off cliff, then surveys the mess)
"Had no head for heights"
Largo: "You know much about guns?"
B: "No, but I know a little about women."
Bond: "Seems terribly difficult."
Shoots clay pigeon without looking. Then smirks at Largo.
B: "No. It isn't, is it?"