Things you never want to see in a Bond film again

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  • peterpeter Toronto
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    I'm not sure why some people have a problem with the physicality of Craig. He's been called a thug in a suit, and so on. However, knowing what we know now about smoking, exercise (and all its benefits), wouldn't a paid assassin appear physically intimidating?
    Wouldn't they be in the best shape and condition?
    Wouldn't they be in the gym every day to insure longevity in their business?
    If Fleming were still here, my belief is Bond would resemble more of these physical attributes since that's what it would take to be a spy in today's world.
    I think we would still have the hard drinker, and obsessive womanizer, but gone would be the smokes and more time would be spent in the gym (sparring, weight training).
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    @peter, just speaking for myself, I don't have a problem with his physicality. In fact, I welcome it. However, I personally don't think he looks particularly refined.

    Ultimately I go to the movies to be entertained, and to experience a little escapism. The whole premise of Bond is somewhat fantasy anyway, & the film legend has a certain legacy of refinement to it, which differentiates it from other franchises.

    So I'd prefer a Bond actor who plays up to the suave aspects, more so than the looks in fact. It's just a personal preference. That doesn't mean I want a poseur in a suit either however.
  • peterpeter Toronto
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    @bondjames, I find Craig is refined; the way he properly pours Vesper's glass of wine on the train in CR (the bottle never touched the glass; curl bottle at the end of the pour); the way he storms out of the motel with Fields and saunters into a classier joint; the way he suavely confronts Severine, reading into her past; the way he whispers into Bellucci's ear after he takes out the three assassins.
    Craig may be more subtle than his debonair counter parts, but he does maintain a certain class that still seperates him from his contemporaries.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    @peter, no doubt he is playing the role & character of James Bond. They all do. It's just that I find the smooth stuff comes more naturally to some than others, and some are more convincing being that way (to me at least).

    I find Craig most convincing when he's being that raw, intense thug in a suit. When he's beating the hell out of someone or giving someone an icy stare. Not when he's playing Mr. Suave.

    I watched CR last night and to me there's no doubt that he was actually best in this respect in that earliest film (as he is in every other way). That is a testament to the performance he gave there, but also a credit to the entire team (writers, directors etc.) who made him extremely credible in that film in nearly every aspect. They didn't give him one liners that he would feel embarrassed to deliver, but rather put him in organically humorous situations where he could shine.
  • RoadphillRoadphill United Kingdom
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    @QuantumOrganisation @JamesBondKenya

    Simple really. In CR, giving Bond something personal to grapple with, whilst now overused and stale now, at the time felt extremely fresh. It is based on one of the best Fleming novels, it has a superb cast, great pacing and a lot of layers. And Craigs Bond is at his most playful. At least for the first hour so of the film, he actually looks as though he is enjoying himself a bit, like his predecessors.

    QOS on the other hand, Bond was almost portrayed as a grim Terminator-type. The pacing was awful, the editing abysmal. The villain had about 3 or 4 scenes in the whole thing. The film felt unfinished. And this is where the dreaded 'navel gazing' truly began.
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    The pacing was dreadful. QoS felt like one of Liam Neesons Taken series instead of a Bond movie. The pretext for the whole film was absurd. It was a farce.
  • GBFGBF
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    peter wrote: »
    I'm not sure why some people have a problem with the physicality of Craig. He's been called a thug in a suit, and so on. However, knowing what we know now about smoking, exercise (and all its benefits), wouldn't a paid assassin appear physically intimidating?
    Wouldn't they be in the best shape and condition?
    Wouldn't they be in the gym every day to insure longevity in their business?
    If Fleming were still here, my belief is Bond would resemble more of these physical attributes since that's what it would take to be a spy in today's world.
    I think we would still have the hard drinker, and obsessive womanizer, but gone would be the smokes and more time would be spent in the gym (sparring, weight training).

    Well I have no problem that Craig is a more physical Bond, however, I wished that his strengths were a bit more diverse. He hardly ever has to use a clever trick to get out of an unconveniant situation but is rather simply kicking the villains' asses. It is of course not bad but I wish that not everything would depend on physicality. Remember Connery who was physically strong to some degree but also clever by using his wits to succeed.

    I also find that Bond is not only the paid assassin but also a spy. And Craig's Bond is not doing so very much spy work. I would like to see him investigating more often, snooping around, working undercover, interrogating people, etc.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    @GBF, we both are seeing eye to eye. Excellent posts, sir.
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Virtual reality.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    You've never met a Navy commander.

    But seriously, it improves on the book to show Bond's first two kills and him at the very start of his career as a Double-oh. There should be NOTHING that sets up an individual, even Bond, to just step into a OO-spot and knock off assignments like pre-set dominoes. It's to be earned, and it should have hard lessons along the way.

    That's why CASINO ROYALE is so well done.
  • RC7RC7
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    'We now have a male Moneypenny, blaaaaaaaaaah, blaaaaah, blaaaaah.'
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    RC7 wrote: »
    CR is as close to a masterpiece as you'll find with a Bond film. The idea that it disowns what has come before is nonsense. It takes what matters and then creates a new world, which simultaneously harnesses the essence of Fleming and the embraces the cinematic legacy. Hot women, fast cars, beautiful locations, inventive action, tension, intrigue, richly drawn villains, a sweeping score... the list goes on. So it doesn't have Q and MP, who gives a fuck. It's a work of bloody art in the genre.
    Another important point about CASINO ROYALE: it's consciously building and giving context to the established film formula over time and across films, rather than ignoring or forgetting (or insulting) what came before.

    Different than serving up the well-known formula completely to tick off every single box. So there's sense made to the vodka martini. The sacrificial lamb. Bond getting captured and tortured by the villain. Bond absolutely committing to save his lover and failing completely. The gunbarrel.

  • peterpeter Toronto
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    Fair enough @MrKissKissBangBang, thank you for rolling out your detailed, thoughtful, opinions. I disagree, as you will disagree with me.

    I found CR to be refreshing, respectful and relishing the history that came before it (the three Rs!). I didn't find Bond to be a petulant child, but I did find him someone who bucks authority, a la Connery (he's still using that "damn Beretta"...), and also the Bond of Fleming, who curses the old man behind the desk (but with lots of respect);

    I don't think M was holding his hand in CR. You must understand, and perhaps @RC7 can chime in with his thoughts: films need an arc in the lead character. He must start at a point and change by the end. In this, CR succeeds tremendously. When we meet him, he's a rookie double-O. By the end, he is Bond, James Bond.

    M's role in CR was to see that Bond faced the challenges, defeated obstacles that presented themselves, to find out who he was by the end credits. It's the archetype of story-telling.

    And breaking into a superior's home is just simple movie-making/story-telling/pushing the hero forward... not real life...
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    I agree that it should be earned. But from what CR06 presents to me, it falls flat, because causing an international incident in Madagascar and having M there along the way, holding his hand to show him the ropes and give him 'hardened lessons' doesn't ring true. I don't think this improves on the book at all. The novel was the first book in the series, but it's not his first mission. The writers knew this, but attempted to concoct this 'journey' however contrived as it is, to compete with the post-9/11/Jason Bourne world. Crazy, right?

    I also wouldn't want to presume anything about another member before getting to know them. That said, I'm sure every Navy commander has broken into their superior's home.

    I'm not trying to convince anyone to adopt my views - peter wanted to know my opinion. I respect you if you can like CR06.
    Casino Royale is my favorite Fleming book, I had a full career in the military not the Navy though. I'm very aware of differences from book to film. To me the "hero's journey" does stay the course, and literally (I'm not misusing that word) improves on Fleming not least with the torture scene and no less the dialog for the more emotional scenes with Vesper. Or Bond being confronted firsthand with Vesper's death. I've heard it all pooh-poohed, but in my experience these things come across as compelling and heartfelt rather than shallow or contrived.

    I don't go for the Bourne comparisons, that's not what's going on. Rather than handholding, Bond does things his way in spite of the bureaucrats and many times M herself. He's got my respect, and it builds up all the other Bonds from 1962 - 2002 by finally telling the CASINO ROYALE story so well. It establishes the character, cannot be separated from any Bond in any medium.s-l300.jpg
  • peterpeter Toronto
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    ... and things I never want to see in a bond film: RM's awful suits... complain as you will about DC's Tom Ford's, but RM was the bell-bottom wearer... Connery in '71 and '83 was never caught in those types of pants... He was much more timelessly attired... as I find DC...
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    I wouldn't worry about it. Bellbottoms have been out of style for 40 years. =))
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    But consider: Elvis wasn't the only human being to look good bell bottoms trousers. Witness Roger.
  • peterpeter Toronto
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    c'mon boys, @RichardTheBruce and @Murdock, RM was still wearing bells in '85, with his knobby-knees...! Connery, at the height of bell-bottom season, would never be seen wearing them as Bond, not in DAF, not in NSNA (although some of his tops, were, for the first time, questionable). His image is more timeless as Bond. RM dated his Bond.
  • JamesBondKenyaJamesBondKenya Danny Boyle laughs to himself
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    I hope your not a skyfall fan otherwise you would be a hypocrite
  • peterpeter Toronto
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    Bond wears bell bottoms in SF @JamesBondKenya????
  • JamesBondKenyaJamesBondKenya Danny Boyle laughs to himself
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    peter wrote: »
    Bond wears bell bottoms in SF @JamesBondKenya????

    What?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    peter wrote: »
    c'mon boys, @RichardTheBruce and @Murdock, RM was still wearing bells in '85, with his knobby-knees...! Connery, at the height of bell-bottom season, would never be seen wearing them as Bond, not in DAF, not in NSNA (although some of his tops, were, for the first time, questionable). His image is more timeless as Bond. RM dated his Bond.
    I stand by what I said. Elvis. Moore. Bells. That's it.

    Beyond that, the 60s style as the sort of opposite to that is timeless, classy, irresistible. Agree. But still.

    True fact. Connery Bond didn't wear bells. Even so.
    NSNA-JB0014SCdungarees.jpg

  • peterpeter Toronto
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    peter wrote: »
    c'mon boys, @RichardTheBruce and @Murdock, RM was still wearing bells in '85, with his knobby-knees...! Connery, at the height of bell-bottom season, would never be seen wearing them as Bond, not in DAF, not in NSNA (although some of his tops, were, for the first time, questionable). His image is more timeless as Bond. RM dated his Bond.
    I stand by what I said. Elvis. Moore. Bells. That's it.

    Beyond that, the 60s style as the sort of opposite to that is timeless, classy, irresistible. Agree. But still.

    True fact. Connery Bond didn't wear bells. Even so.
    NSNA-JB0014SCdungarees.jpg

    But that was part of the story, not his style!!
  • peterpeter Toronto
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    I hope your not a skyfall fan otherwise you would be a hypocrite

    @JamesBondKenya, I'm not clear why you would be calling me a hypocrite? I do like SF, but I don't remember 007 wearing bell bottoms, which is a problem I have with Moore, as I mentioned... So...?
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Birdleson wrote: »
    RC7 wrote: »
    CR is as close to a masterpiece as you'll find with a Bond film. The idea that it disowns what has come before is nonsense. It takes what matters and then creates a new world, which simultaneously harnesses the essence of Fleming and the embraces the cinematic legacy. Hot women, fast cars, beautiful locations, inventive action, tension, intrigue, richly drawn villains, a sweeping score... the list goes on. So it doesn't have Q and MP, who gives a fuck. It's a work of bloody art in the genre.
    Another important point about CASINO ROYALE: it's consciously building and giving context to the established film formula over time and across films, rather than ignoring or forgetting (or insulting) what came before.

    Different than serving up the well-known formula completely to tick off every single box. So there's sense made to the vodka martini. The sacrificial lamb. Bond getting captured and tortured by the villain. Bond absolutely committing to save his lover and failing completely. The gunbarrel.

    Yes, very true. Capped with "The name's Bond, James Bond." As much as I dig QOS, that really should have been enough right there. From that ending I expected a fully formed Bond moving forward.

    Agreed. QoS was unnecessary. But I suppose they wanted to tell the tale of Vesper's boyfriend.
  • JamesBondKenyaJamesBondKenya Danny Boyle laughs to himself
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    peter wrote: »
    I hope your not a skyfall fan otherwise you would be a hypocrite

    @JamesBondKenya, I'm not clear why you would be calling me a hypocrite? I do like SF, but I don't remember 007 wearing bell bottoms, which is a problem I have with Moore, as I mentioned... So...?

    Nah dude I was talking about mr kiss kiss bang bang because he hates CR and qos for his very detailed reasons and I think that he would be a hypocrite if he liked skyfall because skyfall makes absolutely no sense story wise
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    In his first two, Craig was utmost different from the film Bonds. Perhaps closer to the Fleming Bond since Lazenby had some of the bearing of his literary counterpart. He didn't quite become the Bond we've known (the cinematic Bond of the first 40 years) until Skyfall to a small extent, and a full transformation to that Classic Bond template some members address to here in Spectre, using the quips, one-liners and witticism that was lacking when he first started nine years prior.
    Am I understanding you correctly here @ClarkDevlin - do you find the main thing that distinguishes "Classic Bond" (i.e. EON's Bond 1962-2002) from Craig's Bond (CR and QoS) is the ability to crack a sophisticated joke?
    They even went to mock the villains in an Etonian/Oxford-graduate clever sophisticate type of a way rather than having a more grounded talk like Craig did. The latter didn't have any formality. Just a muscle in a suit. [...] The "put it all on red, it's a circle of life" line was pure movie Bond whereas the previous two entries didn't have any kind of formally clever lines as such.
    Hmm... I'm failing to see what is "formally clever" about that one-liner quoted from Skyfall. It doesn't seem all that sophisticated or clever to me, in fact it seems rather laboured. Do lines like "That last hand nearly killed me" or "I won't consider myself in trouble until I start weeping blood" in CR not count?
    RC7 wrote: »
    So it doesn't have Q and MP, who gives a fuck.
    Pretty much.
    peter wrote: »
    Like I said earlier, CR felt, to me, like the most film-Bond since the Connery era.
    Agreed.

    I don't care if CR is missing the surface-level trappings of a typical Bond film - gun barrel, Moneypenny, Q, "quips." To me, it is the most pure cinematic Bond since the '60s. It brings back Bond's famous "sex, snobbery and sadism" in full force (although I do recognize the origin of that phrase was in criticism of Fleming's Dr. No, I still think it sums up the world of Bond better than a focus on gadgets, puns, and other trappings).

    For the first time since Connery, Bond is a hard, cruel man, with a veneer of charm and class. A tough customer, a brawler in a tuxedo. The idea of danger lying right below the surface is even extended to the casino scenes - you've got this high class situation, this card game, but there’s this animosity, the stakes are really high, there’s an undercurrent of violence that rears its head every once in a while. The best example is the stairwell fight, where we see Bond’s tuxedo covered in blood, his body bruised, and he has to get cleaned up and go back to the casino.

    So there's your snobbery and sadism. What about sex? Solange gets a great old-school introduction, riding on the beach in a bikini, Bond eyeing her up from afar - reminiscent of Ursula Andress (Bond gets an even more similar treatment). And then her dress in the Ocean Club! The shower scene with Vesper is also one of the most sexually charged in the series. I also like Bond charming the Ocean Club receptionist - sort of harkens back to the old ‘60s Connery films where every woman is a beauty, even if she’s just a hotel receptionist. A world with beautiful women around every corner, for no good reason other than a bit of eye candy. And Craig has an intense, magnetic energy in his scenes with women.

    Some other things that make CR feel like a '60s film:

    - Bond enjoying food and drink (ordering a Vesper, dinner on the train, caviar in the restaurant)... a sense of decadence and luxury here.
    - Bond's dirty, rough fighting style (PTS and stairwell fight recall OHMSS and FRWL).
    - The Bahamas recalls the Caribbean locales in DN and TB.
    - The main titles song melody reappears throughout the score - a hallmark of Barry's '60s sound (I believe this last occurred in Barry's TLD... I guess Arnold attempted it with "Surrender" as well, but that song got pushed to the end credits of TND).
    - The film has a defining visual motif (casino/poker) like the old ones (e.g. GF is full of golden blondes, sets, Goldfinger's car and clothing, etc; TB constantly returns to an underwater setting; OHMSS has a motif of regality - lots of purples, lots of references to nobility and heritage). Even when we're not at the Casino Royale, there's the titles sequence, Le Chiffre playing poker on his yacht, Bond vs. Dimitrios poker game, skeletons playing poker at Bodyworlds, characters trying to read each others' "poker faces" in conversation, etc.
    - Ending the film with "Bond, James Bond" and a classic, straightforward rendition of the James Bond Theme. When I saw this in '06, I thought - this was cinematic Bond, he was the epitome of cool, and I felt cooler after spending a couple hours in that world.

    So yeah. Moneypenny, Q and one-liners do not a Bond film make. Anyway, I've babbled on long enough. Where's the CR appreciation thread when you need it?
  • JamesBondKenyaJamesBondKenya Danny Boyle laughs to himself
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    peter wrote: »
    I hope your not a skyfall fan otherwise you would be a hypocrite

    @JamesBondKenya, I'm not clear why you would be calling me a hypocrite? I do like SF, but I don't remember 007 wearing bell bottoms, which is a problem I have with Moore, as I mentioned... So...?

    Nah dude I was talking about mr kiss kiss bang bang because he hates CR and qos for his very detailed reasons and I think that he would be a hypocrite if he liked skyfall because skyfall makes absolutely no sense story wise

    I might have taken offence at the name calling if you weren't still sucking on your mum's tit. The fact you have to resort to that suggests you're unable to retort my points. Thank god for Peter and Richard, who seem well versed enough (however misinformed they are :P )

    I would ask to shoot any questions to me about SF, but I frankly couldn't care less whether you enjoy it or not. I'm sure when you're older you'd have watched the film a couple of times and perhaps missed out on some of these supposed plotholes that plague the film. I'll give you a hint though - I'm feeling generous. They're in the talky talky scenes that occur when you've pulled out your cell phone.

    Jesus why are you so butthurt I thought I was the teenager
  • cwl007cwl007 England
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    peter wrote: »
    I hope your not a skyfall fan otherwise you would be a hypocrite

    @JamesBondKenya, I'm not clear why you would be calling me a hypocrite? I do like SF, but I don't remember 007 wearing bell bottoms, which is a problem I have with Moore, as I mentioned... So...?

    Nah dude I was talking about mr kiss kiss bang bang because he hates CR and qos for his very detailed reasons and I think that he would be a hypocrite if he liked skyfall because skyfall makes absolutely no sense story wise

    I might have taken offence at the name calling if you weren't still sucking on your mum's tit. The fact you have to resort to that suggests you're unable to retort my points. Thank god for Peter and Richard, who seem well versed enough (however misinformed they are :P )

    I would ask to shoot any questions to me about SF, but I frankly couldn't care less whether you enjoy it or not. I'm sure when you're older you'd have watched the film a couple of times and perhaps missed out on some of these supposed plotholes that plague the film. I'll give you a hint though - I'm feeling generous. They're in the talky talky scenes that occur when you've pulled out your cell phone.

    MrKissKissBangBang. You came across as a complete cock in that post. Trolling 15 year olds isn't cool. Don't bother abusing me in return, I'm 42 and couldn't give a shit.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Milovy wrote: »
    In his first two, Craig was utmost different from the film Bonds. Perhaps closer to the Fleming Bond since Lazenby had some of the bearing of his literary counterpart. He didn't quite become the Bond we've known (the cinematic Bond of the first 40 years) until Skyfall to a small extent, and a full transformation to that Classic Bond template some members address to here in Spectre, using the quips, one-liners and witticism that was lacking when he first started nine years prior.
    Am I understanding you correctly here @ClarkDevlin - do you find the main thing that distinguishes "Classic Bond" (i.e. EON's Bond 1962-2002) from Craig's Bond (CR and QoS) is the ability to crack a sophisticated joke?
    One of the main things, as well as their constant mockery of the villain in line during a confrontation. Craig's Bond, however, doesn't take time to do that. He does, as @GBF said, what an assassin would do. Take the gun and shoot. No questions asked, no glib remarks made. They also had that know-it-all attitude every time the opportunity comes to rise, like describing their wine, cars, any another object that appears in a scene, basically being connoisseurs of many subjects. Craig's Bond had that side shown only in Spectre, which is where I love the characterization of his Bond most.

    [quote="Milovy;709148"
    They even went to mock the villains in an Etonian/Oxford-graduate clever sophisticate type of a way rather than having a more grounded talk like Craig did. The latter didn't have any formality. Just a muscle in a suit. [...] The "put it all on red, it's a circle of life" line was pure movie Bond whereas the previous two entries didn't have any kind of formally clever lines as such.
    Hmm... I'm failing to see what is "formally clever" about that one-liner quoted from Skyfall. It doesn't seem all that sophisticated or clever to me, in fact it seems rather laboured. Do lines like "That last hand nearly killed me" or "I won't consider myself in trouble until I start weeping blood" in CR not count?[/quote]
    What's there not to understand, @Milovy? That was pure Connery era quip with sophisticated structure in being jocular rather than throw an average joe civilian word or two, or a third grader English if you will. "That last hand... it nearly killed me." was actually a good one, but other than that, up until the ending of Quantum of Solace could you feel that Terence Young/Richard Maibaum style of quip cleverness, or maybe akin to Roger Moore type of one-liners Craig ever uttered? I don't seem to recall. If you do, please be my guest. I'll stand corrected.
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