Describe the Bond films in one word!

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Octopussy - Spider Man ? Eh? :-/

    I think he means when Moore is sneaking around outside the Monsoon palace or hanging on to the Octopussy train in (then) West Germany

    The Skyfall rating was a bit silly also... James Bond is not Jason Bourne, you should always tell yourself

    The plane part. Unrealistic as hell

    Oy, arguing realism for this franchise isn't probable.

    Well, be unrealistic is acceptable. Insult the viewer's intelligence is not.

    How does a Bond film insult your intelligence?
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    Seems like a silly question, but are you a Dalton fan Henry ?
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    DN ~ Original (in so many ways!)
    FRWL ~ Genuine
    GF ~ Superstardom
    TB ~ Overdone
    YOLT ~ Whimsical
    OHMSS ~ Snowbound
    DAF ~ Camp
    LALD ~ Spooky
    TMWTGG ~ Tepid
    TSWLM ~ Awesome
    MR ~ Spacey
    FYEO ~ Thrilling
    OP ~ Fun
    AVTAK ~ Geriatric
    TLD ~ Sublime
    LTK ~ Violent
    GE ~ Splendid
    TND ~ Adventurous
    TWINE ~ Stimulating
    DAD ~ Half-baked
    CR ~ Masterpiece
    QOS ~ Essence
    Skyfall - Soaring (confirmed Dec. 2012!) and Inspiring
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    Dr. No- Beginning
    From Russia with Love- Legendary
    Goldfinger- Overrated
    Thunderball- Exotic
    You Only Live Twice- Sleepy
    On Her Majesty's Secret Service- Worst
    Diamonds Are Forever- Fun
    Live and Let Die- Swingin'
    The Man with the Golden Gun- Sparkling
    The Spy Who Loved Me- Big
    Moonraker- Attempted
    For Your Eyes Only- Classy
    Octopussy- Lively
    A View to a Kill- Underrated
    The Living Daylights- Timothy
    License to Kill- Violent
    GoldenEye- BEST
    Tomorrow Never Dies- Action
    The World is not Enough- Slick
    Die Another Day- Scapegoat
    Casino Royale- Glossy
    Quantum of Solace- Quick
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Octopussy - Spider Man ? Eh? :-/

    I think he means when Moore is sneaking around outside the Monsoon palace or hanging on to the Octopussy train in (then) West Germany

    The Skyfall rating was a bit silly also... James Bond is not Jason Bourne, you should always tell yourself

    The plane part. Unrealistic as hell

    Oy, arguing realism for this franchise isn't probable.

    Well, be unrealistic is acceptable. Insult the viewer's intelligence is not.

    How does a Bond film insult your intelligence?

    Making something idiot as that and thinking the viewer is going to believe. (Same with Die Another Day's Tsunami and GoldenEye's plane.

    Seems like a silly question, but are you a Dalton fan Henry ?

    Yes, I am.

    EON isn't cheating you. They aren't trying to fool you, they are trying to entertain you. Why the hell else would MR go to space for?
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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    You can't blame a film franchise for being outlandish if it openly markets itself as escapist fun. An example of EON insulting your intelligence would be if Mike or Babs said in an interview "the easter eggs in DAD paying homage to the past films were perfectly presented and absolutely needed to be there."
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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    An example of EON insulting your intelligence would be if Mike or Babs said in an interview "the easter eggs in DAD paying homage to the past films were perfectly presented and absolutely needed to be there."

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    They didn't actually say it, everything is fine. But, in the future...THEY MAY! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    >:)
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    Dr. No - Heroic
    FRWL - Pointy
    GF - Shiny
    TB - Wet
    YOLT - Volcanic
    OHMSS - Tragic
    DAF - Gay
    LALD - Funky
    TMWTGG - Revolutionary
    TSWLM - Moist
    MR - Extraterrestrial
    FYEO - Slippery
    Octopussy - Thuggish
    AVTAK - Inflated
    TLD - Vivace
    LTK - Bursting
    GE - Crushing
    TND - Inky
    TWINE - Painless
    DAD - Invisible
    CR - Scrotal
    QoS - Dehydrated
  • Lancaster007Lancaster007 Shrublands Health Clinic, England
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    Dr No: Template
    From Russia With Love: Benchmark
    Goldfinger: Iconic
    Thunderball: Epic
    You Only Live Twice: Strayed
    OHMSS: Classic
    Diamonds Are Forever: Holey
    Live And Let Die: Swampy
    TMWTGG: Lacklustre
    TSWLM: Outrageous
    MR: Spaced-out
    For Your Eyes Only: Bondish (for Moore, anyway)
    Octopussy: Fabergé
    AVTAK: Embarrassing
    The Living Daylights: Classic
    Licence Revoked: Brutal
    GoldenEye: Flashy
    Tomorrow Never Dies: Action
    TWINE: Characterful
    Die Another Day: Miss-fire
    Casino Royal: Awesome
    Quantum of Solace: Wobbly
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    Dr. No - Original
    FRWL - Classic
    GF - Mania
    TB - Underwater
    YOLT - Massive
    OHMSS - Love
    DAF - Camp
    LALD - Voodoo
    TMWTGG - Karate
    TSWLM - Revisited
    MR - Space
    FYEO - Earth
    Octopussy - Circus
    AVTAK - Tired
    TLD - Energised
    LTK - Revenge
    GE - Return
    TND - Action
    TWINE - Intresting
    DAD - Computers
    CR - Origins
    QoS - Closure
  • edited January 2013 Posts: 546
    Dr. No-First
    From Russia With Love-Classic
    Goldfinger-Gold
    Thunderball-Water
    You Only Live Twice-Decent
    OHMSS-Tracy
    Diamonds Are Forever-Blofeld
    Live And Let Die-Voodoo
    The Man With the Golden Gun-Underrated
    The Spy Who Loved Me-Jaws
    Moonraker-Space
    For Your Eyes Only-Luigi
    Octopussy-008
    A View to a Kill-Eh!?....
    The Living Daylights-Dalton
    License to Kill-Gritty
    Goldeneye-Masterpiece
    Tomorrow Never Dies-Bullets (Borrowed one from @SJK91)
    The World is Not Enough-Christmas
    Die Another Day-Flaws
    Casino Royale-Origins
    Quantum of Solace-Revenge
    Skyfall-Reborn
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Just updated my list, so Skyfall is: inspiring (along with soaring)
    I really loved it.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Kerim wrote:
    DN=Beginning
    FRWL=Classic
    GF=Prototype
    TB=Epic
    YOLT=Gimmicky
    OHMSS=Overlooked
    DAF=Parody
    LALD=Blaxploitation
    TMWTGG=Bizarre
    TSWLM=Overrated
    MR=Overdone
    FYEO=Improvement
    OP=Mooreesque
    AVTAK=Geriatric
    TLD=Fleming!
    LTK=Violent
    GE=Return
    TND=Yawn
    TWINE=Cringeworthy
    DAD=BARF!
    CR=Excellence
    QOS=Shaky

    SF=Transition
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Murdock wrote:
    DN: Beginning
    FRWL: Classic
    GF: Golden
    TB: Fantastic
    YOLT: Epic
    OHMSS: Cold
    DAF: Passed
    LALD: Toned
    TMWGG: Uninspired
    TSWLM: Refreshing
    MR: Otherworldly
    FYEO: Grounded
    OP: Adventurous
    AVTAK: Stale
    TLD: Lifesaving
    LTK: Violent
    GE: Masterpiece
    TND: Gem
    TWINE: Interesting
    DAD: Fun
    CR: Perfection
    QOS: Shadowed

    SF: Progression
  • Dr. No: Slow
    From Russia With Love: Suspenseful
    Goldfinger: Dull
    Thunderball: Water
    You Only Live Twice: Silly
    On Her Majesty's Secret Service: Underrated
    Diamonds are Forever: Painful
    Live and Let Die: Harlem
    The Man With the Golden Gun: Weird
    The Spy Who Loved Me: Overrated
    Moonraker: ARGH!
    For Your Eyes Only: Roots
    Octopussy: Memorable
    A View to a Kill: UNDERRATED!
    The Living Daylights: Refreshing
    Licence to Kill: Fantastic
    Goldeneye: Gray
    Tomorrow Never Dies: Villain
    The World is not Enough: Villainess
    Die Another Die: Descent
    Casino Royale: Revival
    Quantum of Solace: Choppy
    Skyfall: Techno
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    DN - Connery
    FRWL - Classic
    GF - Empty
    TB - Awesome
    YOLT - Scale
    OHMSS - Uber
    DAF - Seventies
    LALD - Funky
    TMWTGG - Script?
    TSWLM - Lotus
    MR - Sets
    FYEO - Basics
    OP - Enjoyable
    AVTAK - Era
    TLD - Better
    LTK - Gritty
    GE - Back
    TND - Thin
    TWINE - Drab
    DAD - Cartoon
    CR - Class
    QOS - Underrated
    SF - Overrated
  • Guess I'll have a quick update with this, as we have ourselves a new release this year

    Dr No - exotic

    From Russia With Love - superlative

    Goldfinger - Banal

    Thunderball - Wet

    You Only Live Twice - traditional

    On Her Majestys Secret Service - seasonal

    Diamonds are Forever - Outdated

    Live and Let Die - Enthralling

    The Man With The Golden Gun - Island

    The Spy Who Loved Me - various

    Moonraker - Bizarre

    For Your Eyes Only - Mediterranean

    Octopussy - Mogul

    A View to a Kill - Disappointed

    The Living Daylights - European

    License to Kill - Acqua

    Goldeneye - Advanced

    Tomorrow Never Dies - Mundane

    The World Is Not Enough - Exhilarating

    Die Another Day - Regret

    Casino Royale - Strategy

    Quantum of Solace - Lacklustre

    Skyfall - Pursuit
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    The first words that came to my mind on each movie:

    DN-detective
    FRWL-Cold War
    GF-obsession
    TB-underwater
    YOLT-Japanese
    OHMSS-wedding
    DAF-campy
    LALD-vodoo
    TMWTGG-fun
    TSWLM-navy
    MR-space
    FYEO-pistachio
    OP-jungle
    AVTAK-bridge
    TLD-spy
    LTK-revenge
    GE-computers
    TND-media
    TWINE-oil
    DAD-ice
    CR-cards
    QOS-forgiveness
    SF-resurrection
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    O.K. Let's try.

    Dr. No - First
    From Russia With Love - Subtle
    Goldfinger - Quintessential
    Thunderball - Favorite
    You Only Live Twice - Japan
    On Her Majesty's Secret Service - Dull (sorry, OHMSS fans)
    Diamonds Are Forever - Swansong
    Live and Let Die - Moore
    The Man With the Golden Gun - Funny
    The Spy Who Loved Me - Iconic
    Moonraker - Far-fetched
    For Your Eyes Only - Action
    Octopussy - India
    A View To A Kill - Walken
    The Living Daylights - Shakespearian
    License to Kill - Revenge
    GoldenEye - Overrated
    Tomorrow Never Dies - Mediocre
    The World Is Not Enough - Sentimental
    Die Another Day - Ridiculous
    Casino Royale - Reboot
    Quantum of Solace - Underrated
    Skyfall - Perfect
  • edited January 2013 Posts: 479
    QOS- ***************************************************

    Mod edit: useless, spammy comment.
  • edited January 2013 Posts: 5,745
    Sammm04 wrote:
    QOS- ...

    Constructive.
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    JWESTBROOK wrote:
    Sammm04 wrote:
    QOS- ...

    Constructive.

    nah, I only joke, although QOS was very bad. it wasn't "expletive"

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    JWESTBROOK wrote:
    Sammm04 wrote:
    QOS- ...

    Constructive.

    The QoS haters have grown so unoriginal that all they can post is cussing. Ha. Not a clever argument (because they have none). Not a powerful word that symbolizes their hatred, having been pulled from their vocabulary (because who has time to read a dictionary when all your time is filled with hating QoS?). And no constructive criticism to add (because they only know how to hate).
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
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    DN ~ Genesis
    FRWL ~ Superior
    GF ~ Iconic
    TB ~ Aquatic
    YOLT ~ Oriental
    OHMSS ~ Hibernal
    DAF ~ American
    LALD ~ Spiritual
    TMWTGG ~ Lacklustre
    TSWLM ~ Renaissance
    MR ~ Cosmic
    FYEO ~ Downbeat
    OP ~ Colonial
    AVTAK ~ Meretricious
    TLD ~ Melancholic
    LTK ~ Nadir
    GE ~ Retrospective
    TND ~ Mediagenic
    TWINE ~ Oleaginous
    DAD ~ Preposterous
    CR ~ Sublime
    QOS ~ Austere
    SF ~ Celebratory
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    DN-Beggining
    FRWL-Adventure
    GF-Iconic
    TB-Underwater
    YOLT-Spectacle
    OHMSS-Serious
    DAF-Disappointing (DISCLAIMER: I STILL LIKE IT THOUGH.)
    LALD-ROG
    TMWTGG-Underrated
    TSWLM- Amazing
    MR-Epic
    FYEO-Surprising
    OP-Brilliant
    AVTAK-Good
    TLD-Cello
    LTK-SHARKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
    GE-Brozzy
    TND-Murdoch
    TWINE-PAIN!!!!!
    DAD-Silly
    CR-Different
    QOS-Worst
    SF-Great
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