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'No Deals, Mr. Bond' as a title?

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  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    I'd love to see the amount of titles he had suggested for the novels that haven't been picked up and/or were rejected.

    Amis indeed acted like an A-hole towards the man just because Gardner didn't try to copy Fleming.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited September 2016 Posts: 18,299
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    OH NO, MR BOND
    and
    BOND FIGHTS BACK

    sounds like some fan fiction that could get posted on here.

    Yes, with @IGUANNA being the most likely author.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    edited September 2016 Posts: 15,423
    My mind can't come to calculate what kind of an idiot would actually choose a title like Oh No, Mr. Bond or Bond Fights Back. Aiming at the American audiences... Did Glidrose really lose perspective?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489

    If that litterary agent named the films.

    FETCH MY SHOES
    BIGMOUTH
    KOREAN HAT
    FROM SHRUBLANDS WITH LOVE
    TURNING JAPANESE FISHERMAN AND HIS FRIENDS
    NO HONEYMOOOON; MR BOND
    SLOTMACHINES ARE FOR ELEPHANTS
    MR BIG DICKHEAD
    RODNEY RETURNS
    NOT A XXX FILM
    HELLO DOLLY
    THE PISTACCHIO PIZNIS
    CANNONBOMB RUN
    MON VOITURE! MON VOITURE!
    CELLO DOLLY
    DRUG PIZNIS
    STEELEFINGER
    KUNG FU MOGUL
    LOBEFELD
    DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER IN YOUR FACE
    WHIP IT GOOD
    SPEED EDIT
    SPANISH FLY
    THE SOCKS ARE OFF, MR BOND
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    @Thunderfinger for the win! :))
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
    Posts: 9,117
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    OH NO, MR BOND
    and
    BOND FIGHTS BACK

    sounds like some fan fiction that could get posted on here.

    Yes, with @IGUANNA being the most likely author.

    Beat me to it Draggers you swine!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,299
    TheWizardOfIce wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    OH NO, MR BOND
    and
    BOND FIGHTS BACK

    sounds like some fan fiction that could get posted on here.

    Yes, with @IGUANNA being the most likely author.

    Beat me to it Draggers you swine!

    Just carrying on the day shift until you arrived old man. :D
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
    Posts: 9,117
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    TheWizardOfIce wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    OH NO, MR BOND
    and
    BOND FIGHTS BACK

    sounds like some fan fiction that could get posted on here.

    Yes, with @IGUANNA being the most likely author.

    Beat me to it Draggers you swine!

    Just carrying on the day shift until you arrived old man. :D

    Sterling work Sir. If good men do nothing etc...,
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    TheWizardOfIce wrote: »

    If good men do nothing

    Ha ha?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited October 2016 Posts: 18,299
    TheWizardOfIce wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    TheWizardOfIce wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    OH NO, MR BOND
    and
    BOND FIGHTS BACK

    sounds like some fan fiction that could get posted on here.

    Yes, with @IGUANNA being the most likely author.

    Beat me to it Draggers you swine!

    Just carrying on the day shift until you arrived old man. :D

    Sterling work Sir. If good men do nothing etc...,

    Indeed. "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party."
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