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Favourite Bond One-liner

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  • OHMSS69OHMSS69
    Posts: 2,341
    Pam "oh, God. It's Heller"
    Bond "He came to a dead end"

    Scaramanga "He emptied his pistol into the elephants eye. I emptied mine into his"
    Bond "an eye for an eye"

    Agent "This gun is the property of HM's Government. where did you get it?"
    Bond "Piss off."


  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
    edited October 2011 Posts: 7,854
    Blood Stone

    Bad guy (forgot his name): "You don't need me anymore!"
    Bond: "Got that right." And then he kicks him down thirty feet.
  • SJK91SJK91
    edited October 2011 Posts: 1,310
    Some of the best ones for me:

    'Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away,' from Dr. No (does this one count? Not sure haha)

    'No, I'm just looking', from Dr. No

    'Shocking...positively shocking,' from Goldfinger

    'I think he got the point,' from Thunderball

    'He had lots of guts!' from On Her Majesty's Secret Service

    'Speak or forever hold you piece/peace', from The Man With The Golden Gun (I hate this film, but that line was great)

    'What a helpful chap', from The Spy Who Loved Me

    'That last hand nearly killed me,' from Casino Royale

    I must be missing a few, though.

    I must be the only person in the world who likes Brosnan's 'They'll print anything these days' from Tomorrow Never Dies. By absolutely no means does it belong with the classic one liners, but I chuckle every time I hear it.
  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
    Posts: 2,782
    Bond: “Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls.”

    Tiger Tanaka: “Rule number two; in Japan, men come first, women come second.”
    Bond: “I just might retire here.” Best one.

    The morning after Bond sleeps with Grace Jones.
    Max Zorin: “You slept well?”
    Bond: “A little restless but I got off eventually.”

    John Cleese: “Ah the famous double ‘O’ seven wit.
    Or at least half of it.


    Bond is about to be shot by Largo, but Domino puts a spear in his back, saving Bond.

    Domino: I’m glad I killed him.
    Bond: YOU’RE glad?!


    Domino “Vargas is watching us”

    Bond shoots him with a harpoon,

    Bond “I think he got the point”


    007: “One dry martini.”
    Waiter: “Shaken or stirred sir?”
    007: “Do you think by my look that I give a damn?”

  • thelivingroyalethelivingroyale
    edited October 2011 Posts: 12,837
    sanchez: ah, so you're a problem solver

    bond: more of a problem eliminator


    shocking, positively shocking

    he got the boot


    pussy galore: my name is pussy galore

    bond: i must be dreaming


    would you mind my friend sitting out, she's just dead




    the best of all: now the whole worlds gonna know that you died scratching my balls
  • doubleoegodoubleoego #LightWork
    Posts: 11,139
    GF: she's a fine animal isn't she mr bond?

    Bond: certainly better bread than it's owner.
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    Casino Royale -

    Vesper: "It doesn't bother you, killing those people?"

    Bond: "Well I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did."

    So cold, but so cool.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    That made me think that did Dalton actually kill anyone in Cold blood i.e. with his Walther, all the enemies he put aside had kind of elaborate deaths if you think about it, Necros, Whitaker, Killifer, Sanchez etc, Dalton never actually shot and killed anyone in his two pictures, or maybe it's a bit late and I've really missed something important here
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    edited October 2011 Posts: 5,745
    I don't believe he did either. But it kind of fits his Bond. He wouldn't shoot a Russian sniper because it was a chick (and she was unprofessional). His character didn't match Connery or Craig's coldness. All of his enemies sort of led to their own demise. But I don't think that makes him any less a good Bond. My 3rd best, after Connery and Craig.
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    Sorry for double post, but another Craig line:

    Quantum of Solace

    M: "I need you to come in."

    Bond: "And I would, but right now I'm trying to find the man who tried to kill you. Go back to sleep."

    Haha that little quip at the end, I just enjoy it every time.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    I don't know why Dalton even carried a gun around in his two films now that I think about it :-??

    Let's let this issue lie and get back on track with 007 quotes


    octopussy had some Moore gems if you think about it


    'Toro, Sounds like a load of bull'

    'Well so far I can't complain about the valet service'

    'It's odd but when I'm stared at I seem to lose my appetite'

    'No mam, I'm with the economy tour' :-))

    'Having trouble keeping it up Q'

    'Thank god for hard currency'

    'You know what they say about the fittest'

    That only offered more humor coming from a 55 year old Moore who was clearly past it as a bona fide James Bond

  • deucelowdeucelow
    Posts: 40
    FYEO

    (Kicks car off cliff, then surveys the mess)

    "Had no head for heights"
  • BondAficionadoBondAficionado Former IMDBer
    edited March 2017 Posts: 1,889
    Bond: "That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman."
    Largo: "You know much about guns?"
    B: "No, but I know a little about women."

    Bond: "Seems terribly difficult."
    Shoots clay pigeon without looking. Then smirks at Largo.
    B: "No. It isn't, is it?"
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