If you were in a 007 James Bond flick...

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• dragonsky

  March 2011 Posts: 2,491

  hard really hard but i wouldnt choose movie and Bond actor. i would travel to all girl scenes alone cause if Bond is with me he will seduce the girls ;)
• timmer

  March 2011 Posts: 4,622

  I would travel on Bond vacation with Sean to the Miami beach resort hotel, where we would pick-up girls at the pool all day. When Felix came along for his man-talk, I would relieve Sean and entertain Dink, explaining that with Leiter on the scene now, she would be much safer with me. A little tap on the bum and off we would go.
  Dink and I would catch up with Sean and Pussy later after the Goldfinger business.
• JobeGDG

  March 2011 edited March 2011 Posts: 107

  "George, listen. I am from the future. Well, an alternate future. No, wait, come back! Seriously! Well, there, see? Now you've seen the portal, so do you believe me? I know, I know, it's a lot to take in, but listen: for reasons that would take entirely too long to explain, you need to come with me into what we call a Diamonds Are Forever-verse. Yeah, I know you're sick of Bond, but it's an alternate reality in there where the movie's real. That means no director to drive you up the wall. Just get in there and kick ass. Come on, it'll help you blow off steam! Yeah, that's the spirit!
  
  "Oh, and when some goons toss a girl out of a window into a pool, don't worry too much about it. I'll take care of that."
• Bond

  March 2011 edited March 2011 Posts: 503

  I'd bring the Sean Connery from You Only Live Twice into On Her Majesty's Secret Service. I'd tell him "stay in it for one more, Sean, and make it as good as OHMSS was with Lazenby".
• DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."

  March 2011 Posts: 15,718

  I would take Roger Moore and Sheriff J.W. Peppa with me into QOS. And we'd bring a good dose of fun into a film that, sadly, hasn't got much of it.
• saunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit

  March 2011 Posts: 987

  I'd take Craig to the beach on Crab Key and just watch him and Honey frolic in the surf in their swimwear and feel really, really inferior.
• Samuel001 Moderator

  March 2011 edited March 2011 Posts: 13,355

  Lazenby would be brought into Diamonds Are Forever along with Telly, to tell Connery and Gray to go somewhere else. ;)
• largo

  March 2011 Posts: 26

  I would take Dalton from LTK into Casino Royale, whilst he was on his mission to rid every one who p~~~ed him off in between playing happy families at the poker table. I would be talking to Vesper and saying to her forget everything,jump in the boat and come live with me somewhere no one will ever find us
• Kerim Istanbul Not Constantinople

  March 2011 edited March 2011 Posts: 2,629

  I would take George Lazenby to GoldenEye and watch George throw Pierce Brosnan over the dam before he can connect the bunji cord, thus saving the 1997-2002 period.
  
  I would also take Roger Moore to OHMSS to Piz Gloria and let Roger warm up the women for me.
  
  >:-)
• DarthDimi Behind you!Moderator

  March 2011 Posts: 24,184

  I would be Sean Connery in LALD, whooping Mister Big’s ass, playing cards with Solitaire and ensuring that some serious doing it will ensue. :">
• MajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator

  March 2011 edited March 2011 Posts: 13,978

  I'd have to take Dalton into GoldenEye. First thing on the agenda: shoot M (it turns out, she was in league with Trevelyan).
  
  
  Am I allowed to replace Scorupco with Madeleine Stowe? [-O< That way, Tim can go off and stop Trevelyan, and i'll do all the hard work by stay with Natalya.
• JWESTBROOK

  February 2012 Posts: 5,745

  saunders wrote:

  I'd take Craig to the beach on Crab Key and just watch him and Honey frolic in the surf in their swimwear and feel really, really inferior.

  
  Comedy genius. Not only the self deprecation, but the mental image of Honey and Craig skipping up a beach with dumb smiles on their faces.
  
  
• OHMSS69

  February 2012 Posts: 2,341

  I would take Daniel Craig (or Tim dalton take your pick) into TSWLM
  These hard asses would make sure Jaws was shark food and dead before leaving him to return and stink up MR.
• Baltimore_007

  February 2012 Posts: 5,634

  I get the idea
  
  Maybe then Craig in For Your Eyes Only, instead of having Moore take 4 and a half months to climb the rockface, Craig could do some Madagascar type moves and be at the summit in record time, and (how many Bonds are allowed in this dream), well Craig could then catch up with Moore, cut off his safety line near the top and watch as Mr Moore plummets to the bottom, mercifully saving us from the next two releases
  
  That's merely one example
• 0iker0

  February 2012 edited February 2012 Posts: 501

  DaltonCraig007 wrote:

  I would take Roger Moore and Sheriff J.W. Peppa with me into QOS. And we'd bring a good dose of fun into a film that, sadly, hasn't got much of it.

  
  +1
  However, I must say that I liked QOS, it's not as good as CR but still good. The major problems: Greene, Camile and the bloody shaky cam.
• thelivingroyale

  February 2012 edited February 2012 Posts: 12,837

  I'd take dalton into every bond film, but he stays the same age.
  
  Or I'd go into DAD and have a threesome with jinx n frost ;)
• RogueAgent

  February 2012 Posts: 12,526

  I would go to LALD with Roger Moore and attempt to finish off Baron Samedi?!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"

  February 2012 Posts: 28,694

  I'd take a very old Roger(think AVTAK), go into CR, stop Vesper from killing herself, help Rog cause a distraction, and escape with her. Afterwards she'll be madly in love with me, and choose me over "that old man" I've had with me all this time, and then we shall have sex for eternity. :D
• 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"

  February 2012 edited January 2013 Posts: 28,694

  It'd be cool to take Sean into TMWTGG and have him rip Nic Nac to freakin' shreds. I always get annoyed when I see the scene with Nic Nac running around and through Rog's legs like it's preschool tag. Sean would get Nic Nac by the legs, spin him round, and let his body smash into the bar, limp before it hits the ground. Then he'd snog Goodnight.
  
  Sean in DAD would be weird too. We arrive when Jinx is coming out of the water, and Sean whispers to me: I'm shhhure I've shhheen thisshh before...".
• Baltimore_007

  February 2012 Posts: 5,634

  I'd like to see Craig in Moonraker, when on the cable car scene he could grab Jaws and have a decent battle and then throw him off and maybe jump to the ground from where they were instead of sliding down, although Chiles would probably stay where she was and we could at least be spared her in the rest of the film. And Drax offers him a cucumber sandwich - 'Does it look like I give a damn', or in the G-force simulator, instead of a wrist dart, he could use his little finger to bring it to a halt, or even at the shuttle launch when they're trapped before it lifts off, instead of worrying about being incinerated from the boosters, Craig could get out a pack of marshmallows and start to toast them. Should he change the Venice square bit though or leave Moore to it?, I just couldn't imagine Craig surfing along on that contraption to double taking pigeons et al but that's maybe what'd be fun about it - considerably
• Goldeneye95

  January 2013 Posts: 546

  I have always been curious to this day to see Pierce Brosnan as James Bond in the 80's in The Living Daylights & Licence to Kill. I would love to see Pierce Brosnan battle Necros, Brad Whitaker, Genral Georgi Koskov & Franz Sanchez. I believe he would also have great chemistry with Maryam d'Abo, Caroline Bliss, Carey Lowell & Talisa Soto. Pierce Bronsan would be aweome as James Bond in the late 1980's just he was in the mid 1990's-early 2000.