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Dr. Ho-Ho's
Some Russian Salad Dressing with Croutons
Goldfinger Licking Good
Matzaball
You Only Eat Rice
On Her Burger King's Secret Sauce
Twinkies Are Forever
Chicken Pot Pie (an actual proposed song title from Weird Al. McCartney said no)
The Man With the Golden Fries
The Guy Who Loved Kimchee
Moontaters
Four Course Sides Only
Eight Catfishes (I had something vulgar in mind :\"> )
A Blue Cheese Steak Thrill
The Grilling Bratwursts
Restaurant License Revoked
GoldenFry
Tamara Never Diets
The Steak is Too Tough
Diet or Soufflé
Cheeseburger Royale
Quantums of Licorice
Piestall
Eat Like Hannibal Lectre
Restaurant License Revoked
Piestall (like a cake sale?)
That is the end of the thread already. Who can top these? :))
Thunderball/Meatball
He always sits while others walk
He stuffs his face while other men talk
He looks at the menu, and wants it all
And hunger strikes! MEEEAAATTBALLL!!
You Only Exercised Twice
You only exercised twice - or so it seems
One exercise for real - the other in your dreams
Fitness is a stranger that will cheer you on
Think of the health dangers or the workout is done
This boston kreme is for you - Now pay the price
I hope your resolution comes true
But you only exercised twice
All The Time High/Octopussy
All I wanted was a snack, but I've been eating for an hour or two
Had no intentions eating the things I ate for fun
Funny how it always goes with food - When you don't look, I get high
The munchies aren't so kind - I can't move, for one
We're all the time high
I'll eat like I never ate before
Live and Let's Eat
When you were young and your stomach was an open pit
You used to say you loved fast food
You know you did (x3)
But in this ever changing world in which we're living
Gluten free makes me scream...
Say live and let's eat!!
The Buffet Is Not Enough
People like us
Know how to feast
There's no point in living
If you can't have some quiche
The BUFFET is not enough
But it is such a perfect place to EAT...my love
And if you're STARVING enough
Together we can CLEAN IT OUT...my love
Junk Food Never Dies
Ronald, you've won, - It's no fun,
Big Macs with sesame buns
It's murder on our weight loss affair
But you bet your life, every night
While you're chasing new profits in sight
You're not the only food joint out there.
Candy's so deadly, my dear
I feel like a heart attack is near
Until that day --- Until Hostess falls away
Until you say there'll be no more good pies
I see it in your fries -- Junk food never dies
I tried. :(
He has a powerful weapon
He charges $1.90 a box
An assassin that makes sure you're not skinny
The man with the golden Twinkie
Obesity's required whenever he's hired
It comes just before the heart attack
No-one can miss him
No fat man can resist him
For his pervasive marketing skills
Nobody's Butt Is Fatter/TSWLM
Nobody's butt is fatter
Makes me feel jealous of the rest
Nobody weights half as much as you
Baby, you got breasts.
And nobody's butt is fatter
Sometimes I wish that weren't true
Nobody does it quite the way you do
Why'd you have to eat all that fondue?
Thanksgiving Delights
The dinners burned and its a rainy day
I always wanted to order pizza anyway
Papa Johns slices make my hunger fade awayyyyy
Oooooooooohhhhh!
Thanksgiving Delights
For Your Fries Only
For Your Fries Only
Go to Burger King at night
For Your Fries Only
Where does the ketchup hide
You can see so much of me
You haven't seen that's new
Never felt fat
Till I cooked with you
For Your Fries Only
Only for you
You eat what no one else can eat
Makes me feel obese
Golden Fries
You'll never know how I fed you
in McDonald's as a child
You'll never know how it feels to be the one
with a fat behind
You'll never know, the plates I've tried
the sweat, the sweat I've supplied
But now my arteries are clogged
And time, time is not on my side
Fried Chips Are Forever
Fried chips are forever
They are all I need to please me,
They are saturated and greasy
They won't leave me hungry at night
But they'll make my jeans tight
Dessert, please!
You Know My Weight/CR06
Scarf yourself because no one else will feed you
The nutrition labels will betray you - fat will overtake you
And all that junk food will never fulfill you
It longs to kill you - are you willing to die
The clumpiest fat clogs through my veins
You know my weight!!
Another Way To Fry/QOS
Another tricky little bun with Cinnamon syrup
That will never see the sun shine
Another inch of your life sacrificed by Burger King - in the nick of time
Another dirty money, sent from hungry fatties eating on a dime
Yeah! Buffet doors open - a woman walked by
A drop of oil, as I looked at her fries
A phone on the table - 911 operator on the side
If cheese burgers you think you can trust
It's just another way to fry!
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