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• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  December 2017 Posts: 9,032

  Although for such a grand meal I would have expected a claret.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  December 2017 Posts: 13,384

  I'm not a sporting man, Frulein.
  
  
• ForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens

  December 2017 Posts: 1,984

  We're not a country club, 007!
• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  December 2017 Posts: 9,032

  Remarkable... but what does the club secretary have to say?
• ForYourEyesOnly In the untained cradle of the heavens

  December 2017 Posts: 1,984

  This land is worthless.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  December 2017 Posts: 13,384

  NOT to Me !
• barryt007

  December 2017 Posts: 19,339

  It's worth £5000.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  December 2017 Posts: 13,384

  Well, that should do it.
  Kamal has gone over the top.
• barryt007

  December 2017 Posts: 19,339

  Pathetic !
• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  December 2017 edited December 2017 Posts: 9,032

  Unusually small for a Nymphalis polychloros.
• barryt007

  December 2017 Posts: 19,339

  I discovered it had a crush on me.
• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  December 2017 Posts: 9,032

  He had a pressing engagement.
• barryt007

  December 2017 Posts: 19,339

  I must be six inches taller.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  December 2017 Posts: 13,384

  Nine foot tall I swear.
• barryt007

  December 2017 Posts: 19,339

  His name's Jaws,he kills people.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  December 2017 Posts: 13,384

  Successfully too.
• barryt007

  December 2017 Posts: 19,339

  I'm just a professional doing a job.
• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  December 2017 Posts: 9,032

  I only kill professionals.
• Andi1996Ruegg Hello. It's me, Evelyn Tremble.

  December 2017 Posts: 2,005

  I am especially good at the celebrity overdose.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  December 2017 Posts: 13,384

  It was in all the papers.
• Andi1996Ruegg Hello. It's me, Evelyn Tremble.

  December 2017 Posts: 2,005

  Unlike the American government, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN.
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  December 2017 Posts: 13,384

  I get it from the doorman at the
  Russian embassy . Along with one or two
  Other things.
• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  December 2017 Posts: 9,032

  Tell it to the concierge.
• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  December 2017 Posts: 9,032

  Speak up, darling, I can't hear you!
• Andi1996Ruegg Hello. It's me, Evelyn Tremble.

  December 2017 Posts: 2,005

  Oh, shut up, Q!
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  December 2017 Posts: 13,384

  Pipe down 007 !
• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  December 2017 Posts: 9,032

  Travels inside the pipe looking for cracks.
• Thunderfinger Das Boot Hill

  December 2017 Posts: 45,489

  j_w_pepper wrote: »

  Travels inside the pipe looking for cracks.

  
  A crack pipe, eh?
• Thunderpussy My Secret Lair

  December 2017 Posts: 13,384

  I don't mind the cockamamie machine breaking down twice a day.
  But why the hell does it always have to be 500 yards away from the nearest hatch?
  
  
• Benny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator

  December 2017 Posts: 15,136

  You noticed.