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  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Moneypenny, the next time I see you I'll put you across my knee.
  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    I can think of something more sociable to do.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,032
    Well, there's only one small problem. I have no swimming trunks.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,426
    "Most girls just paddle around. You swim like a man."
  • 007Blofeld007Blofeld In the freedom of the West.
    Posts: 3,126
    Man talk.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,255
    Do you always leave it to porters to tell you that kind of thing?
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,426
    "All right get up and turn around and face that wall."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,255
    You never said that as if you meant it
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,426
    "I mean what I say, and I will do what I claim. Come, let me show you to your new quarters"
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,032
    That's all we have available. Except the bridal suite ...
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,426
    "Our best. Fortunately we've had a cancellation."
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,032
    Cancel transfer of 20 million dollars. Inform next of kin that a tragic accident has resulted in the deaths of Professor Markovitz and Dr. Bechmann. The funeral was at sea.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,255
    The coffin. - It has your initials: JB.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,032
    My god, you just killed James Bond!
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,426
    "As you can see we have very little to go on."
  • 007Blofeld007Blofeld In the freedom of the West.
    Posts: 3,126
    Oh go on 007 and don't muck it up again.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    I fucked this up didn't I?
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,426
    "You were supposed to question Gonzalez not let Ms. Havelock perforate him."
  • 007Blofeld007Blofeld In the freedom of the West.
    Posts: 3,126
    It was a coincidence.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    These bastards want your head.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,032
    What sharp little eyes you've got.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    I think my mouth is too big.
  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    She should have kept her mouth shut.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    You amuse me Mr Bond.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,032
    Get your cotton-pickin' schnoz out of my pants!
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Really, what't the penalty for that?
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,032
    Two atomic bombs.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    There's enough plutonium to make Chernobyl look like picnic.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    edited May 2019 Posts: 9,032
    Welcome to my nuclear family!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    Your kindness is quite overwhelming.
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