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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    edited October 2019 Posts: 9,041
    Minions Minnows pretending to be whales.
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    ...As La Rochefoucauld observed: "Humility is the worst form of conceit.
  • Minnows pretending they're whales.
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    Hmmmm you really are quite insane.
  • Yes, considerably.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    We prefer curare with an effective psychedelic compound.
  • edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    ...I have taught you to love chickens. To love their flesh. Their voice. And soon you will go home to look after the chickens.🌀
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    Unless you're a pheasant.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
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    like Peking duck is different from Russian caviar
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    Royal beluga.
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    All Those feathers and he still can’t fly.
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    It's just a hat,darling,belong to a small headed man of limited means,who lost a fight with a chicken . (My favourite Bond quip of them all - brilliant.)
  • 007Blofeld007Blofeld In the freedom of the West.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 3,126
    Would you get that chicken coop off the road?!!
  • edited October 2019 Posts: 3,687
    ...And incidentally we'd appreciate its return, along with your other equipment. Intact, for once.



  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    No wonder he was in such a "fowl" mood. (SCNR)
  • 007Blofeld007Blofeld In the freedom of the West.
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    And I've smelt that aftershave before. And both times I've smelt a rat.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    Only now, they don't eat coconut anymore. Now they will only eat rat.
  • 007Blofeld007Blofeld In the freedom of the West.
    Posts: 3,126
    You handle those cubes like a monkey handles coconuts.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    One is never too old to learn from a master, Mr. Kidd!
  • 007Blofeld007Blofeld In the freedom of the West.
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    Well that's a neat trick.
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    ...The skill was not to hit your knee, but to miss the rest of you.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    I am now aiming precisely at your groin.
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    Finish the job James! Blow them all to hell!
  • ThunderballThunderball playing Chemin de Fer in a casino, downing Vespers
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    The things I do for England
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
    Posts: 3,369
    Now I know you... you're that secret agent. That English secret agent from England!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    And I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest!
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    I have no objections
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    We got a nice private cell waiting for your ass at Quantico, and I’m going to personally see you get there.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    Well, we got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!
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    ...Every stone brought from France.
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