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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    What of it?
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    Really? I take it Mr. Bond's been explaining his Big Bang theory?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Nobody does it better. Makes me feel sad for the rest.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    'Jealousy Mr. Bond, from you. I'm flattered.'
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2020 Posts: 3,687
    I’m just a professional doing a job.
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    Correct, you should have brought lillies.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Bullfighters do the same thing; they claim it improves the eye.
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    For your eyes only, darling.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    'Wow, now there's a mouthful.'
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2020 Posts: 3,687
    James and I were both present recently when a man was deprived of his eyes. And the most astonishing thing happened...
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    He had no head for heights.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2020 Posts: 3,687
    No no Mr. Bond...Infertility. TOTAL infertility!
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    Wrong pussy.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,579
    Two holes to go.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Close, but no cigar.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,431
    "Why you crafty old..."
  • GatecrasherGatecrasher Classified
    Posts: 265
    “Utter another syllable and I’ll have you killed.”
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    edited March 2020 Posts: 5,431
    "Choose your next witticism carefully Mister Bond it may be your last. The meaning of our previous 2 encounters is now very clear to me. I do not wish to be distracted by another. Good-bye Mister Bond."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    No chitchat? That’s the trouble with the world today... No one takes the time to do a sinister interrogation anymore. It’s a lost art.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,431
    "You are very sure of yourself aren't you? What if I was to kill you for a thrill?"
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2020 Posts: 3,687
    I admit, killing YOU would be a pleasure.
  • GatecrasherGatecrasher Classified
    Posts: 265
    “One...last....screw.”
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited March 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Like you said, take a deep breath. Make it count.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,260
    You're right. An inch too low.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Who’s counting?
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,431
    "The first one won't kill you. Nor the second. Not even the third. Not until you crawl over here and you kiss my foot!!!!"
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    I could think of something more sociable to do.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    So you’re going to be busy tonight with the owls, huh?
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    In a word, yes.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,431
    "I can tell you all about it...in the morning."
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