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  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    My tailor, Savile Row
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,429
    "Stop it! You fools he's got you all shooting at each other!"
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Count me out.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    ...I’m somewhat of a recluse. I wish to conduct my life on my own terms, and in surroundings with which I can identify.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    'So you've told me.'
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Alright.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    What else do you call your bottom?
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    'Are you calling me a horses arse?'
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    In a word, yes.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    'Good because I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the cold war, who's boyish charm though wasted on me obviously appeal to the young woman I sent out to evaluate you.'
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    I suppose you know what it is about you that fascinates them. It’s the hair on your chest.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,034
    There's something I'd like you to get off your chest.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    ‘You like close shaves don’t you.’
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    The story of our relationship: close, but no cigar.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Pine no more. Cocktails at my place, eightish. Just the two of us.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    'That's pretty neat. Don't you think?'
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Remarkable. But what does the club secretary have to say?
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,034
    You'll just have to decide how much pumping is needed, James.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,429
    "Do you think she's worth going after?"
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    'Absolutely. There's no sense in going off half cocked.'
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    I want you to come with me tomorrow.… It’s a surprise. You’re gonna like it.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    'You never say that as if you meant it.'
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,034
    But I'm afraid you have no surprises left for me.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    I may have some breaking news for you Elliott.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    edited April 2020 Posts: 5,429
    "See this button here? Whatever you do don't touch it."
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    The fire power inside my crater is enough to anihilate a small army
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,034
    I'm replaying the battle as I would have fought it.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,429
    "Our asylums are full of people who think they are Napoleon...or God."
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    I suppose Mr Bond has been explaining his big bang theory
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    That’s why the zero’s double. Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang's not a fool.
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