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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,034
    Are you sure?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    What’s true is that in 48 hours you and I will have more money than God. And Mr. Bond here will have a small memorial service, with only Moneypenny and a few tearful restaurateurs in attendance.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Oh, and the valet ticket...
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,429
    "Hey! No parking here...oh pardon Monsieur Largo."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Now, draw your finger very slowly across the pad to drive the car.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Women drivers!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Goodnight, where are the car keys????!!!!!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,579
    Darling, I left it in your handbag. It must be in here somewhere, dear.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Yes, I thought so. This damn Beretta again. I’ve told you about this before…Nice and light, in a ladies’ handbag. No stopping power.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,579
    I feel very tempted to test that theory right now.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    'What's stopping you?'
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,579
    You are worth more to me alive.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    'Her price is far above rubies, or even your million pounds.'
  • jobojobo
    edited April 2020 Posts: 7,507
    Two. Two million
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,579
    I'll give you a nut. Here you are.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Bon appetit.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Well, if you forgive me, I find that a little too scented for my palate. I prefer the Teotaki Aspro.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    'Sounds like a French nail varnish.'
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,034
    If it's '69, you were awaiting me.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,579
    Spread your legs. Good. Very good.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    'This is the part I like.'
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    In future, Commander Bond, if you must tour the world of Suzie Wong by night, kindly inform our man here, Lieutenant Hip.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    It was I who gave him the limp
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,429
    "Just tell me where I can find him."
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    'Two floors up, centre window.'
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Lovely girl that Anita. She should have kept her mouth shut.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,429
    "Give a wolf a taste."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Huh! They’ll eat anything. Even each other.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    'Sounds quite reasonable.'
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2020 Posts: 3,687
    They feast like there’s no tomorrow.
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