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  • suavejmfsuavejmf Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England
    Posts: 5,131
    Don’t worry, we gave her a nice, honeymoooooooooooooooon.....
  • jobojobo
    edited June 2020 Posts: 7,507
    Underneath the mango tree my honey and me go look for the moon
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    And what happened to the Moonraker?
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Somewhere in the Atlantic.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    My God, Jack. How deep is the water there?
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    You know the answer to that. You know the whole story.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Tomorrow's News Today.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    We prefer not to get our news from CNN.
  • jobojobo
    edited June 2020 Posts: 7,507
    Have you ever seen such a bunch of self righteous, ass covering prigs? They don´t care what we do, they care what we get photographed doing!
  • OctopussyOctopussy Piz Gloria, Schilthorn, Switzerland.
    Posts: 1,081
    My sources tell me you're Bolivian Secret Service.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    You're sensitive....Mr. Bond?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    You forgot the first rule of mass media...give the people what they want!
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    "What I want is a guarantee. No more attempts on my father's life!"

    Oops, sorry... let me try again

    "I want that ready for Ahmed's tea party"
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,426
    "I want the operation moved up to tonight."
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    edited June 2020 Posts: 4,247
    I thought that was the idea for tonight.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,426
    "That makes two of us."
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    We'll drink to that in London.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2020 Posts: 3,687
    Let me explain the two phases. First, we kill off your bone marrow, Phase two: introduction of new DNA...It’s a painful process, I’m afraid.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,426
    "Some patients call it the rack."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2020 Posts: 3,687
    It was built by two sisters who wanted to visit each other everyday, unfortunately, they ran out of money. And that is why it’s...
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,426
    "Behave yourself. I can see there is only one place to keep you quiet!"
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Careful!
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,426
    "We will take him out back."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Maybe we play a little number on his head.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,426
    "Does it play any other tunes?"
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Kara Milovy, talented scholarship cellist, whose arm was injured during an intermission last week will be at the academy on Thursday playing Borodin's 'String Quartet No. in D'."
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited June 2020 Posts: 3,687
    That's as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
  • jobojobo
    edited June 2020 Posts: 7,507
    Don't make it tough on yourself! *smack
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    I'm invincible!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    ...OW!
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