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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    You were lucky once, but they are onto you now.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Do we still have a gun room?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    No, I don't think so. To tell you the truth, I haven't had the courage to go into his study since.
  • ThrasosThrasos
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    Courage is no match for an unfriendly shoe, Countess.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Yes. She’s had her kicks.
  • ThrasosThrasos
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    Bond's been poisoned. He's going into cardiac arrest.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2021 Posts: 3,687
    (Poisoned) my ass! I know a shark bite when I see one.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,569
    I assume we found no trace of (Great) White.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Nothing. Then there's this Pushkin matter.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Notify the Admiralty at once. Top priority. Ask them to contact Washington.
  • LocqueLocque Escaped from a Namur prison
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    I was just out walking my rat and seem to have lost my way.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Well, you know you're not in Britain, and God knows where you'll be tomorrow.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    That's my James!
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Why don't you run a crosscheck on those areas for anything suspicious?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited April 2021 Posts: 3,687
    My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum, and hinged the lid.... and the rats would come for the coconut...and they would fall into the trap.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    My reading of the British mentality is that they always treat a trap as a challenge.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,569
    Like your friend, you've been too clever. And now you are caught.
  • ThrasosThrasos
    Posts: 1,469
    What the hell's happened to me, and what can I do about it!?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I have satisfied myself that one of you is clearly guilty of embezzlement.
    SPECTRE is a fraternity whose strength lies in the integrity of its members.
    The culprit is known to me. I have decided on the appropriate action.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,569
    What are you doing? Wait. Let me talk. It's not my money!

    No! What the... That hurts. Please!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    It's the simplest thing to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    edited April 2021 Posts: 4,247
    You forget! I'm already dead!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    You only live Twice, Mr Bond.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Well, you can't win them all.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,569
    What did you say you did for a living?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Oh, l travel. A sort of, Incensed trouble-shooter.
  • LocqueLocque Escaped from a Namur prison
    Posts: 262
    Take the shot!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Guns make me nervous.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,569
    Just isn't your day, is it?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Potatoes did it to me. Now I adore them.
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