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  • EHollanderEHollander
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    Good news! You won’t be hung in the morning!
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Sleep it off in there. You'll feel better in the Morning.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited May 2021 Posts: 3,687
    You only get one shot at life. Why waste it on sleep?
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    I'm sorry I keep disappointing you.
  • EHollanderEHollander
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    ...but more disturbing are your unauthorised commercial ventures. We cannot tolerate that.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    The Americans are gonna be none too pleased about this.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    We can't all be geniuses, can we?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Lots of people say that. Florists use that expression.
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    No, Ma'am. I'm with the economy tour.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Do you have the cash?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited May 2021 Posts: 3,687
    ...For 20 bucks, i’ll take you to a Ku Klux Klan cookout.
  • jobojobo
    edited May 2021 Posts: 7,507
    Peiking duck is different to Russian caviar, but I love them both!
  • GadgetManGadgetMan Lagos, Nigeria
    Posts: 4,247
    Your fatal weakness.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I need to know that I can trust you.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited May 2021 Posts: 14,569
    "Trust me."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I was always very interested to meet you. I'd heard so much
    about you from Vesper.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    You disappoint me. You're just a stupid policeman!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    And I’m Dick Tracy.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Well, my dear fellow, your reputation precedes you. I'm honoured you were sent on so delicate a mission.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    If you’re the best they have, they’ll more likely try to cover up your embarrassing incompetence.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    Never on the firm's time, Sir.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    So what do predators do when the sun goes down?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Well, does that include me?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited May 2021 Posts: 3,687
    I know you'll find this crushing, but I don't sit at home praying for an international incident so I can run down here all dressed up to impress James Bond.
  • LocqueLocque Escaped from a Namur prison
    Posts: 262
    Maybe I should have had you gift-wrapped.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Lengthwise, If you don’t mind.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Such a beautifully wrapped present
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    lf l were you, l wouldn't stick my finger - or anything else, for that matter - in there.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Don't you want to know why?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    It could be that you find selling rugs a bore.
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